[quote=TheBiddz]
He means lance in that it's a 500 pound, 10 foot long massive SLAB of steel, that is ridiculously sharp.
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Sharp can be pointed OR bladed.

Lances are pointed spear-like weapons, with no edge. Generally used from a mount or vehicle in attacks, or from emplacements to defend from charges.

Swords are generally between two to five feet long, most have dual edges with a thrusting tip. Generally wielded in both hands if over three feet long.

That said, how big is the character in question? Big enough for that ten foot false penis to be a sword? Or smaller, in that he would use it like a spear?