"Someone! Please! Help me!" 

"We just want the purse, lady! Hand it over!"

Two thugs with ski masks were trying to pry a purse from a woman, a man next to them was on the ground. "There, got it!" One yelled. As they both turned around they were greeted by a man in a blue and red suit, and a mask. They both gasped.

"Seriously, fellas? This is like, thievery 101. The most cliche and stereotypical thing in the book!" Spider-Man said to them as if they just presented him a lousy project. They both swung at him, but Spider-Man simply leaned back, then punched them. "Now next time I expect bigger and less sad things than stealing from a defenseless woman!" 

He shot two webs out if his wrists, then yanked back on it, making both of their heads but each other. They crumpled to the ground. "Yikes... No one wins in a headbutt..." He said with a sense of humor, picking up the purse and handing it to the woman. "Hello, I'm Spider-Man and I'll be your super hero for today." He said cheerfully. He turned and shit a web at the thugs, tying them up in a giant caccon with their heads free. 

He helped the man up as well, and he leaned on his wife for support. "Thank you so much!" They both said, the wife wiping her tears. "It's what I'm here for... But please don't be stumbling around any more alleys. Criminals love these places." He said, making sure they were alright before shooting a web up at a skyscraper , then launching off the ground. As he soared through the skies there were posters of Spider-man both saying how great, or horrible he was. He was kinda annoyed how people thought he was a menace... But as long as he kept this city safe, he'll ignore it... He looked at the giant clock in Times Square, and let out a sigh. "Crap! Late for school..." He said miserably. He thought taking a morning sweep around the city would be refreshing for him, but now it cost him more trouble than it's worth. He kept swinging trough the sky, doing flips and twisting his body as he hurriedly made his way towards his school.