[quote=Thundercat]
And then sam cooks up some pepto bismol for them
[/quote]

Cruel.
You know, there's a lot more nasty sam can get his hands on than laxatives.

How about a cookie that contains a potion that causes extreme short term memory loss. Along with a poition that simply makes the cookie extremely adictive!

"Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, etc."

oh and okay...

[i]filled with laxatives[/i]