[quote=Hillbilly12]
Only lazy drunkards would say that. Next you'll tell me that monocles aren't amazing. The very fact that you try and pass off a beer hat as some amazing piece of fashion merely intensifies your obvious inability to realize the greatness of top hats.
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Monocles are dumb. Also the beer hat at least has a function, all a top hat does is be stupid and impractical for everyday wear.
Unless it's Zeppeli's Top hat.
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Zeppeli is the only man I can accept to wear a top hat yet still be awesome.