[quote=Garrison]
Bro, did you back flip just into a cabinet and land on it's face with your feet, defy gravity, and propel yourself forward?Also, by italicizing Surely, you deserve to miss. You don't decide what does and doesn't hit. You hope for the best. Besides, you're not supposed to be a god, you're supposed to get your whooped but have pushed enough respect to the grader that they pass you.
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THE LAWS OF PHYSICS GO AND HAVE THEMSELVES A LITTLE CRY!!!!!!