Oh no, somebody who's nice is using a lot of emoticons. Better overreact and insist they're a blight on humanity and indicative of a failing generation.

*Spam Logic*

There's a lot of deeply lodged rectal sticks up in this thread. 

Seriously, out of all the awful shit people post around here, excessive emotes are hardly the worst of it. Stop getting your grannie panties in a knot, boys.