Usually, if I'm doing a 1x1 with somebody, I stick to PMs.

Not because I'm expecting to get into the steamy smut shit, but partially because I'd rather not be seen frequenting 1x1 for that reason that this thread is about. It's honestly kind of embarrassing. Sometimes it's nice to just have a relaxed, quick moving game with just another person without the expectations of a group RP, but without getting caught in the trappings of the hanky-panky lovers. 

Seriously, if you see anyone who are looking for lazy, generic pairings, chances are they want to pretend you're slipping a turbo hot beef injection into their nether regions. Run far, far away.