[quote=Legend]
Uh, I'm really weird, so I don't know if that's common or not. Pretty much everything about me is backwards, and caffeine never does anything like that to me, so I wouldn't know.
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Yeah, people tend to drink coffee a lot once they start getting really busy. They're like, "Oh, I can't stay awake. What on Earth should I do?" Then coffee jumps through the wall and says, "Never fear, caffeine is here!" Then people start drinking it all the time, then virtually become dependent on it to function.