[quote=CreedTheChimera]
Black*Star kicks you in the nuts. "Hey, hands off the shirt!" He says, jumping away.
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*frees a hand to block the nut-kick, letting the assassin go*

"Oh no. I don't think so." *points at him* "Don't you blue-haired ninjas go starting any trouble. I've been watching a lof of Hellsing, and I swear to god I will bring Alucard in here... the one from the abridged versions!!!"