[quote=CreedTheChimera]
I remain silent, still faintly blushing "..." Then, I receive a message. I answer it. "Yes?""WHOOOO! HEY THERE MY ASSASSIN FRIEND! WE'VE FINISHED RECONSTRUCTION ON YOUR HOME, AND IT'S BADASS THAN EVER!" Comes a very loud and manly ."Very good Mr. Torgue." I reply."YEP! WE'VE MADE IT SO AWESOME! THERE'S SO MANY BOOBY-TRAPS AND , IT'S JUST LIKE MY HOUSE!""...""JUST JOKING BUDDY! IT'S JUST LIKE YOU ASKED!"I sigh. "Don't frighten me like that." I say, though I never appeared fearful.
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i scream and a giant spider jumps at me and i stand on the table "KILL IT I HATE SPIDERS" i yell