[quote=thewizardguy]
The bolts once more crumple, and the axe as well, shatters, the flames never catching hold for some reason. Each time anything strikes the Cucumber Lord, it fails to do him any harm, quite often simply shattering, regardless of how dangerous it might be to others. he walks straight through it, uncaring. "Oh? Then what is the worst part? Consider it your duty to inform me of whatever dangers lurk here."
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"if i were to do that then we'd be here long after you're dead" i say evenly as a bolt of kinetic energy hits him in the nuts, seeming to be invisible and unknown to myself