Hey guys, what's going-
Mr. Torgue: *jumps in, with flashy explosions and fireworks* HEY GUYS! IT'S ME, MR. TORGUE! I'M HERE TO LIVEN UP THIS HERE ROLEPLAY YOU GOT GOING HERE!
Me: Uh, no thanks Mr. Torgue, we got-
Mr. Torgue: *hits me, turning me into paste and squishy bits* I'LL HANDLE IT ALL, WEEEEEHEEEE!