Let this botched abortion of an RP be absolute proof that I cannot GM an RP on my own for shit.

If you want me to come up with an idea for an RP, hit me up. If you want me to co-GM stuff on the sidelines, I'm available. But if you expect me to GM an RP on my own, that's gonna fail harder than all the chains that the mental health system here have tried to put on me.