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shinji*appears* hello all.
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*Appears out of your shadow and falls onto the ground*
MY KNEE 
MY KNEE IS CUT
I DON'T KNOW WHO CUT IT
BUT THEY SHOULDN'T OF BEEN ABLE TO
I'M PURE SHADOW MAN, THEY SHOULD OF GONE RIGHT THROUGH ME!
-Bends knee towards you- 
Look, do you know who did this? I was just walking on by minding my own business and out of nowhere a huge flash appears before me and my knee has been cut, i'm on the ground, and there's noone there. I immediately just came to you because you probably know everyone here.