First, I am SO sorry. I originally was doing this so that making friends would be easier here. Then my obsessive nature kicked in and.....

I really do have Asperger's Syndrome. Sure, it gives me an obsessive nature that results in near encyclopedic knowledge of whatever I'm interested in, but it makes me paranoid that people don't like me, and also I can't understand sayings and take almost all jokes my way to be literal. 

I am so sorry