[quote=u wot m8+Gentleman Translator]
well one seay one does beg ur paaaaardohn one cant understand u ones old bean ones old bean ones old bean wiv ur ead up ur reaaaaar end sweaaaaar ohn ones self muhthah oh stopp it u ones old bean ones old bean cheeky silly old dog u ones old bean ones old bean tease one sweaaaaar 2 christ aint even jokin wile i bang ur sis goodness me u cheeky cunt
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Do you live in England?
You hit the nail on the head !
This is how we all speak, we just talk American so that people understand us.