[quote=Chrononaut]
In the meantime, I will stare back into the maw of madness, eyes unblinking and bayonet clenched betwixt my teeth, the roar of tigers and the mashing of jaws and gunfire raging overhead, writhing in mud amongst the bodies of the damned.
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Yeah...and one is stabbing puppies.

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Edit: Or not. But hey...