Well, yes, you must be a very interesting person, then. Some of the stuff doesn't make much logical sense (though I disagree with Chubster's complaint about the height and martial arts prowess thing), mostly in the timeline, and a bit of it seems like the "unique character" slider went to 11.

Edit: Wait, wait, am I reading that wrong? Do you have knife skillz, martial arts, murdered parents, and know tons of languages? Cuz that's how I'm reading that.