[quote=Freeshooter92]
That doesn't explain who the titties he's currently living in belong to.
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That'd be Gwynevere, the daughter of Gwyn, and the princess of Sunlight. She's actually that big in the game, so those ta-tas are just like, damn bro, "Amazing Chest Ahead".
And then I shot her in the right tit for being an illusion made by her trannie little brother.