[quote=thewizardguy]
From the main building of the abandoned building comes a smiling girl with long green pigtails. She's wearing a white dress, with the words 'the Wishing Well' written on it, which just so happens to coincide with the name of the abandoned café. She walks up to the table, smiling. "Hello! Welcome to the Wishing Well. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not allowed to eat your own food on the premises. Would you like to order something?" Her voice is soft and melodic, tinged with cheerfulness, clasping her hands in front of her as she speaks, and constantly shifting position, as if unable to remain still for more than a moment.
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"i suppose what do you have is the question?" i ask evenly, the plate of scones just seeming to disappear when left unwatched for long enough