[quote=Goldmarble]
Tempy. Never have this problem again.Get a Pork Butt (Also known as a Shoulder Roast).Get a Crock Pot.Wake up in the morning. Pull Pork Butt outta tha fridge.In a bowl, mix some salt, some pepper, and basicaly anything else in your spice cabinet together.Coat that fucking dead pig.Roughly chop 1 or 2 carrots, 1 medium onion, 1-2 stick of celery. Dump that shit in crockpot.Pour a little ACV in there. ACV? Apple Cider Vinegar homes. Get it.Add a splash of whiskey or tequila if you're feelin' it.Settle Porky down on his fresh new bed.Turn your crock pot on to low. Get the fuck out the door, and go to work.Get home and get rekked by the smell comin' outta your kitchen. Boil some spuds, steam some peas, you got yourself a badass fuckin meal with no real effort bitch.Thank me with your love.
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I hate pork, though...