[quote=Awson]
Eat my...? 

Eat my nose!

[/quote]
Eat a Di- 

[quote=Dervish]
Eat a dick.Hur hur hurrrr.
[/quote]

God fucking damn it derv!!!

No but seriously Awson... It's the morning... Eat a large sausage with two eggs on the side and maybe some buttered toast. Tis be a decent, fast breakfast.