Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Denalz
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(Meant to be funny, but not necessarily untrue. Enjoy)

7 Steps to Finding an RP Partner

Step 1: Lower your standards
Only stuck-up people insist on things like rules and mutual expectations.

Step 2: Write an advertisement with tons of unnecessary personal information
Everyone wants to know what your cat's name is... everyone.

Step 3: Lie about your interests
Of course you'd love to do an RP about 12 year-old fandoms you've never heard of.

Step 4: Forfeit any shred of dignity
"Fade to black?!?" That's no way to have fun!

Step 5: Let everyone know you'll play "male"
The Mary-Sues will be clawing each other's heterochromatic eyes out to be your partner.

Step 6: Learn to appreciate anime
Seriously, you're going to be really limited if you can't accept this one.

Step 7: Anything (age) goes
Don't be a jerk and request that your partners be a certain age. After all, I'm sure you have lots in common with people ten years your junior in real life.
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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Seravee
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But I mean, are you looking for a partner, or...?
I can't get a read on this one.
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But I mean, are you looking for a partner, or...?
I can't get a read on this one.


I am casually searching for a partner. I'm extremely picky and because of that it's a frustrating process. My frustration inspired parts of this satire ;)
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I am casually searching for a partner. I'm extremely picky and because of that it's a frustrating process. My frustration inspired parts of this satire ;)


Ah, fair enough then. Best of luck on your search.
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<Snipped quote by Seravee>

I am casually searching for a partner. I'm extremely picky and because of that it's a frustrating process. My frustration inspired parts of this satire ;)


Extremely picky? Well I do love a good challenge. Do you have any particular plot or pairing you are craving, or are you open to anything?
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@Denalz I believe this is the most beautiful 1x1 interest check I have ever seen. ~tear~
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Extremely picky? Well I do love a good challenge. Do you have any particular plot or pairing you are craving, or are you open to anything?


Well, here, I typed up a basic (actual) interest check...



@Lady Amalthea Thanks! Lol, all in good fun.... *whispers* but seriously though.
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@Denalz Before I go to the effort of putting together a lengthy reply to this, I have a question for you: what is your opinion of fantasy and adding elements of fantasy to *checks* in this case, a historical rp? For example, one where Zeus's priests could shock people with lightning, or where fairies might really take you underhill if you found them dancing? Alternatively, functional magic is a serious love of mine. I don't /usually/ stray too far from the fantasy umbrella, but the historical eras you've mentioned are mostly ones I've been toying with trying, and you seem like a decent fellow with reasonable expectations. Might be worth the stretch even if you don't want any fantasy at all. I'd need to think on it.

Edit: Erm. I just realized that I followed you here from somewhere you made a comment on a 1x1 check, and...ahaha, this is an /old/ thread. ^.^;; Sorry, didn't mean to necro it. *hides*
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realest post of 2016
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