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Rux gets upset. "Can't they pick on someone else?!"

Igniting his hands in flame, Rux runs after the hissing beings, releasing black smoke profusely.
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One of them rasps out, "The child's debt cannot be paid."
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"But yours is about to be!" Rux hurls fire and smoke at the creature in rage.
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It roars in pain, and lunges at Rux, slamming into him like a hammer.
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"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!"

Cutting through the wind, an empty fridge finds its way to one of the creatures and collapses.

"Rux, I got hungry. New plan: smash monsters, do damage, blame monsters for damage. Alright? Go!"

Herm jumps on the back of one of the monsters and starts peeling off its head.

"You take Elnesto, I'll take your head!"

A soft popping noise can be heard when Herm wraps his hands around the victim's head and pulls.
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The turns to solid stone when it dies, dragging Herm down with its corpse.
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Rux roars in pain as response to the slam.

Rux heats his own body and clutches on to the creature.
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It thrashes, trying to get him off, and turns, sinking it's razor sharp teeth into an arm.
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Readjusting his bodyweight to get a better hold on the creature's face, Rux sends scorching hot melted stone from his wound, while keeping the creatures head in place.
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"Now this is what I am talking about." Herm starts benchpressing the monster.

"1..2..3..4..." After a while, he loses count.

"Oh right, we are supposed to save our classmates."

Herm rolls away and lets the statue smack on the floor.

"Rux, any luck with Elnesto? I don't see many other students. Most must have left. What do we do now?"
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One of the students runs over to Herm, and she taps him on the shoulder. "How strong are you?"
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"Ehhh... Depends... I once entered a tournament in which I bench pressed 2000 lb. When they noticed I had three arms, they called me names and disqualified me. I broke their faces and compressed the golden trophy. But my record must have been when I fought that crazy man up his tower. The freak dropped it on me when I came to collect his taxes... I have had a lot of awful jobs... That one still takes the cake. Excruciating. I was stuck for three days under that tower. Some people digged me out. If the weekend hadn't passed a few days before, I'be gone for sure. At that time, I still used my old four Elven arms, so that made things even more difficult. Besides the old man, I haven't had a good beating in a while. I can just intimidate most wizards, so they don't dare attacking me."

Herm grabs one of the arms of the student and pulls her up.

"But if you look closely, you don't see any Elven arms on me now, do you?"
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She snarls, and kicks him in the nose, with the force of a hammer. "Listen you jerk. Toss me at the guy carrying my friend or I'll remove some of your arms, got it?" Her hands and eyes flash dangerously.
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Herm laughs. "As you wish."

Herm takes a stand and focuses most of his power into one hand. As Herm aims for the guy, he whispers: "Thank you for traveling Herm Airlines. If there are any complains, please write a small essay. Then fold it over exactly five times and make sure it is as small as possible. Lastly, take a deep breath and insert it with force in your own anal cavity. Have a fun ride!"

A booming sound can be heard right after the launch, which makes all the unbroken windows shake.

"Maybe I threw her a little too hard... "
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She hurdles forward, slamming into the monster, smashing its head to dust.
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