Antarctic Termite

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

This has me thinking. A mortal wanting a quick kid could just stand at the gate and push his newly pregnant wife in. She comes out a second later with a kid. They can go for funtimes right there and then, push her in. Voila, two babies an hour apart, you've got a family.

Imagine that, you could make a whole army...

But yeah, don't think the Victors will take kindly to mortals screwing at the Gate >.>

@Kho

Forget Victors, the marriage that survives this could conquer the world unaided.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Muttonhawk Entertainment. They're ex-Horde.

This reminds me about a Grotling joke I wanted to make, actually. What does the 'nact' part of 'Tauganactsa' mean, exactly? Tauga's... Angels? Bitches? Lawyers?

This will never be explained.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

...actually, would anyone like a sentient White Giant mercenary on their side? Preferably a Vestec-worshipping one with Holy magic and a turbocharge? Call now.

ed: and flame decals.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Reaper's Scythe (Soul-rending weapon) - Helvana

Death's touch (Poisoned gemstone) - UNKNOWN

Death's Crown (Necromancy skull) - Thulemiz

Death's Skull (Divine knowledge earring) - Grekogork

Death's Sight (HUD blindfold) - Lambda

Death's Hand (Harbinger's tarot deck) - Jericho

Death's Song (Perish Song flute) - Zotash'e, will be ditching it shortly probably, I think the Bard has a claim to it so it might go there

Reaper's Lantern (Soul-fueled magic) - a Loki character?

Death's Shroud (Invisibility cloak) - UNKNOWN

@everyone, I tried to make a more up-to-date list of which characters have what shards of Reathos. It's not conclusive, though, so if you have a claim not listed here, conflicting or otherwise, please let me know.

or Lambda will beat the heck out of you

_{which she'll be doing anyway to any unworthy fuckers on this list.}

(Nevermind that this is continuing the trend of short, smashed-out posts from players recently)

@Muttonhawk

just @me next time why don't you

Thanks for reminding me of that mechanic, by the way. Now, which of my characters need Ancient Plot Shit to give them a mount...

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

I rolled a -1/12 sided dice for Phi's smugness and it came up to infinity. Who knew.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Kho During the blood rain? They'd be quite surprised to see him surviving.

Other than that, you can probably use your imagination. The Rotflies are a sly and watchful bunch, but 'synth wasn't rare in the last Tauga days, and there were only a few hundred of them left. They might have mistaken a Victor for one of Amartia's Prideful Victors and paid little heed if he was discrete.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Kho Tauga wasn't, but the Rotflies were. And, yes, almost certainly.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

_{and those twigs. oh gods, the twigs. they're everywhere.}

@Kho

That was me, sorry. You should lock your back door.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

It's confirmed. THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALIVE. THEY POSSESS US WHEN WE WRITE THEM. WE WRITE THROUGH NO WILL OF OUR OWN.

@Kho

Yeah, it's Stephen King syndrome. Jvan's been leaving graffiti in my basement for weeks.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Hey, she's on his list too. HE is the god of death, not some wormy little mermaid thing at the bottom of the sea. Complete waste of death's sight.

@Kho

*draws a line in the sand with Recombinance*
*attempts to raise middle finger*
*can't*
*doesn't have a left hand any more*
*thanks Albe*