Sometimes the voices tell me I should follow my dream and knife every single person I hate until they're dead… and then teabag their bodies… and then blow up their corpses… and then incinerate what's left and use it for fertilizer. :3
I'm an Uber/Lyft driver and I picked up this couple who, apparently, were so drunk they forgot they already knew each other. Out of no where the guy asks his GF/SO "So, do you do anal?" So that was weird.