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Current got a giant honey pot in animal crossing & honestly i have peaked in life
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@Renny no hate but ging is kinda trash lmao
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no its bc dark jace isnt a member of rpg
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@Bee what about one big jace's family
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my friend describing my chars like "pink and girl group/solo female artist kpop aesthetics, either a bad bitch or borderline unbearably bubbly and sweet" .............i've been called out
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lame sappy tree-hugger piece of trash who spends too much time on Pinterest and/or clicking thru haute couture collections oops

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In testing stuff 5 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
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`𝓒𝓻𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓱, 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭, 𝓸𝓻 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 ❀ 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 ***number*** ❀ 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓷, 𝓙𝓾, 𝓜𝓮𝓲, 𝓸𝓻 𝓛𝓲𝓪𝓷 -|`

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`|-❀ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼 ❀-| `
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`|-**𝒩𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈**`
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`|-**𝒟𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝐵𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽**`
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`|-**𝒵𝑜𝒹𝒾𝒶𝒸 𝒜𝓃𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓁**`
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`|-**𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝑜𝓌𝓃**`
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`|-❀ 𝓞𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓔𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓼 ❀-| `
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Okay I am putting into place a new rule: Defacto has to run anything he posts by me before he posts it for quality assurance.

Aka. I have to filter his brain cell destroying autism.


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In testing stuff 5 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
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%(white)[▏▏]%(sandybrown)[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓾𝓲 𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 is the last remaining bit of Singapore's natural jungles. It has been protected from human eyes and greed alike with millennia-old magic, employing the use of illusions, enchantments, and glamours. Although it is otherwise an ordinary jungle (and even ordinary jungles are far from, well, *ordinary*, but I digress), the sorceresses of the Institute can find many rare plants and animals in the jungle, which helps them make potions of all sorts. At the Institute, one of the most infamous detention assignments is going into the jungle with Professor Raja in order to find rare plants. No amount of *feng you jing* or *qing liang you* will deter the mosquitoes of the jungle.]

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𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓐𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼, 𝓛𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼, 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓼
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%(white)[▏▏]%(sandybrown)[𝓥𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓯𝓮𝓼/𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 are also scattered around the school grounds, for those who are just looking for a quick bite to eat. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓽 is in the same building as the gymnasium, and sells typical Asian fast food (stir-fry, ramen, rice, noodles/soup, etc) as well as pizza, fries, sandwiches, and salads. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶 caters to the 'crazy rich' portion of the student population, with its fairy-tale palace decor, Vietnamese iced coffee, over-priced bubble tea, and kawaii sweet treats. Finally, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓟𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓭𝓪 serves traditional Asian teas of all sorts. Students can also take free calligraphy lessons there, since the owner is a dear friend of the headmistress's.]

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%(white)[▏▏]%(sandybrown)[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 is something that one is born with, though it takes years of study and practice in order to perfect it. Children with at least one magical parent are always born with magic, and there are also cases where children with no magical ancestry at all are born with magic.]

%(white)[▏▏]%(sandybrown)[There are many ways to practice magic, though the form taught at the Institute and spear-headed by its original founders is widely regarded as the "official" way of doing so. It is described as an energy from within that magical individuals must harness in order to put it to use. It is a precise, exacting science, and even one slight mispronunciation of a spell could send the entire thing out of whack. ]

%(white)[▏▏]%(sandybrown)[Magic, as it is taught at the Institute, is inherently spell-based. Even so-called 'magic potions' require an activation spell, and charms, talismans, and magical amulets and artifacts are usually all created with spells and enchantments as well. Many spells read like short poems, and are written the same way that one would write a haiku (5-7-5 syllables per line) or a classical Chinese verse (4 lines, 5 characters per line, AABA or ABCB rhyme scheme). There are also a number of spells that have been incorporated into Chinese culture as common 4-word sayings. All spells are taught in Asian languages at the Institute, with the most common language being, unsurprisingly, Mandarin Chinese.]

||𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 derived from two words that have become associated with each other through their pronunciations also have magical importance, though this 'science' is much less precise than that of spells. Some examples:

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱 **(死亡):** the color white, the number four (四)

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓴: the colors red/yellow/gold, hanging a 福 (fu) sign upside down, chicken (because the word for chicken, 鸡/ji, is similar to the first word of the phrase for auspicious 吉利/ji li)

𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓽𝔂: the number eight (八/ba), because its pronunciation is very similar to the word associated with getting rich (发/fa)

𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮: the number two (二/er), because it sounds like the word for love (爱/ai)

𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮: the number three (三/san)

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𝓕𝓮𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓱𝓾𝓲, also known as 𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂, is (according to Wikipedia) "a pseudoscience originating from China, which claims to use energy forces to harmonize individuals with their surrounding environment". The truth, however, is a lot more complicated-some feng shui practices stem from true magical origins, while others are laughably useless, and still others are just plain...common sense.

While spells and most other magical applications require the use of internal energy, 𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 requires that one harness *external* spiritual energy. However, this external energy is usually quite weak, so more often than not, geomancy is used in addition to regular ol' spell-casting in order to achieve the desired effect. A few basic examples:

𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 **(水晶球)** infused with the correct spells are used to bring harmonious, calming energy to any space. For example, a clear quartz crystal ball can be placed in the living room to soothe and clear the energy. Contrary to popular belief, they have no uses in seeing the future.

𝓒𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼 help encourage auspicious harmony. As such, circular rugs and circular tables are quite popular.

𝓛𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 are also regarded as auspicious, and they allegedly protect homes and businesses from evil. Although the magical community knows that plain old stone lions really don't do anything, magic folk will nevertheless take advantage of their popularity and/or ubiquitous nature and convert them into magical items that serve protective purposes.

𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓻𝓼 are all placed on the inside of closet doors. Since students at the Institute are learning basic astral projection, and returning spirits may get confused to which medium-the reflection of the body, or the actual body-they should go back in. Therefore, having mirrors reflecting into the room or reflecting the bed makes people tired and dizzy the next morning.

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𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓯𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 are two skills that can be mastered through intense study and practice, though even the Institute only has the capacity to teach students basic astral projection during their time at the school (and shapeshifting isn't even touched upon). A student must be taught how to separate their spirit from their physical body, which is definitely not an easy process. However, while learning how to do so, there are many times where the spirit and the body will separate themselves (outside of the volition of the person themselves), especially when the person is sleeping.

𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 exist for a variety of uses. In fact, many traditional Asian herbal remedies are derived from magical potions (though they do not include the spell component, which is an essential part of all potions).]

𝓢𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓼 of nature and the dead can be communicated with, though delving into the spirit world is always fraught with risk and should not be taken lightly. ||

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||The 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓰-𝓷𝓲𝓾 technique requires actively navigating the stone across the river at an even pace, skirting around any obstacles that are encountered and taking advantage of the river's currents. It requires focus, concentration, and patience. This is the technique of 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓲.

The 𝓬𝓱𝓾𝓷-𝓽𝓾 technique involves using a series of spells to quite literally *skip* the stone across the water while avoiding any potential obstacles. It requires quick-thinking and creativity-and above all, energy. This is the technique of 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓷.

The 𝓺𝓲𝓾-𝓼𝓱𝓾 technique involves using spells in order to take advantage of the surrounding environment-other stones, plants, the wind, water currents, even debris such as driftwood and litter. It requires cleverness, intelligence, and an analytical assessment of the big picture. This is the technique of 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓙𝓾.

Finally, the 𝔁𝓲𝓪-𝓱𝓾 technique involves using magic to have the stone plow straight across the water, heedless of any potential obstacles or the water's currents. It requires determination, resolve, and an ability to take challenges head-on. This is the technique of 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓛𝓲𝓪𝓷.||

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|-[𝓒𝓒𝓒: 𝓒𝓻𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓱...𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼?!](link)-|
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|-%(sandybrown)[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓲-𝓛𝓲 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓽𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 is widely known as *the* most prestigious all-girls' academy for the arcane arts in the entire world, and it is rumored that its history dates back to the ancient times, not long after Fuxi and Nüwa populated the world that Pangu split apart. The Institute's curriculum is extremely challenging, and only three kinds of sorceresses are admitted: the crazy rich, the crazy talented, and the crazy lucky.]-|

|-%(sandybrown)[For millennia, the academy flourished deep within the soaring peaks and plunging valleys of 𝓗𝓾𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓷, hidden from prying human eyes by seas of clouds and ancient magic alike. The sorceresses of the Institute remained insulated from political, social, and economic turmoil, and eight imperial dynasties came and went (with a smattering of warlords and general-kings in between).]-|

|-%(sandybrown)[With the abdication of the last Qing emperor, however, came a period of prolonged instability that even the Institute couldn't completely defend against. A variety of factors-with the most prominent being the conflict in between the Nationalists and the Communists and the Second Sino-Japanese War-led the headmistress to make the painful decision of relocating the school during the 1940s. However, during the relocation process, a surprise attack by 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼 (humans who have discovered the existence of magic folk and vowed to hunt them down due to the danger they pose) forced the school to temporarily disband and go into hiding.]-|

|-%(sandybrown)[The Institute moved to 𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓮, re-opening its doors in 1966, right after Singapore became an independent republic. Traditionally, the Institute only admitted students of East Asian and Southeast Asian descent, but with attacks by witch hunters armed with sub-machine guns and assault rifles on the rise, 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓮𝓲 𝓛𝓲𝓾 made the controversial decision to begin admitting students from all over the world, effective September 2019. The only condition was that sorceresses must know either Mandarin Chinese or English in order to apply...and that all applicants would be held to the same high standards of either wealth or talent, no matter their place of origin.]-|

|-%(sandybrown)[All's well that ends well, right? Well...that certainly remains to be seen. It's one month into the semester, and things are definitely not progressing as smoothly as hoped. And to make matters worse, 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓻 𝓦𝓾 has seen a terrifying future in her oracle bones...]-|

|-%(sandybrown)[(Inspired by 𝒞𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝑅𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒜𝓈𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓈, 𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇, and a few elements of @//caitlin's 𝐿𝑜𝒹𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝓈 group-specifically the witch hunters and clash of two differing groups)]-|

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|-[𝓟𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭](pinterest.com/ayzrules/crazy-richsorc…
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Beach Festival Backstage.


After a very productive morning and early afternoon, Chrissy was in her room, flicking through various social media apps when the sound of Aunt Jess rummaging around in the kitchen made her blood run cold.

Oh no, she thought, jumping out of her seat and sprinting outside.

In the kitchen, Chrissy's great-aunt was setting something into the microwave. Chrissy couldn't see what it was, but Aunt Jess could not be trusted with anything even remotely related to cooking. "Aunt Jess, what are you doing?" Chrissy hollered, running over to the microwave just in time to stop her great-aunt from turning it on.

Aunt Jess blinked at Chrissy from behind her glasses. "Just making tea," she said, and Chrissy glanced inside the microwave (why Aunt Jess was trying to microwave tea leaves, Chrissy wasn't sure, but...)

Sure enough, there was a mug, presumably filled with cold water and a tea bag. And...ah.

Chrissy plucked the spoon out of the mug. "I swear to god, Aunt Jess, you're going to kill us all someday," she grumbled under her breath, putting the spoon back into the cabinet.

Aunt Jess gave her a bewildered look. "What was that, dearie? Can you speak up?"

Chrissy let out a long-suffering sigh. "Nothing, Aunt Jess. Nothing at all."

*****

Later that afternoon, Chrissy and her great-aunt piled into her rental car and headed off towards the festival. Normally, Chrissy would have avoided that kind of event-the thought of all that corny festival stuff made her want to puke-but the mayor had invited Astrid Storm, also known as Sylvia Bertoose (the poor girl had a very unfortunate name, in Chrissy's opinion. It was no wonder she took on a stage name), and well...Chrissy went where the celebs were, is all she could say.

Chrissy was pretty up-to-date on this Astrid girl; she still looked like a pastel goth scene girl from 2008 who used 'rawr' and 'XD' and ':3' unironically. Gross. Didn't these people know that Avril Lavigne racoon eyes were so ten years ago???? Her music was also pretty annoying, in Chrissy's opinion; she'd had enough of white boy frat party music after one year of college, thank you very much.

But anyway, maybe she'd be able to find something she could turn into a story. Money didn't grow on trees, after all.

Chrissy pulled into the parking lot designated for the festival, muttering profanities under her breath at the complete lack of open spots. "You'd think that there wouldn't be anywhere with worse parking than L.A. Guess you'd be wrong," she grumbled to herself, deciding that she didn't give enough fucks to drive around the city like a headless chicken for an open spot and opting to squeeze the car into a tiny sliver of space between another car and the curb. Okay, so it wasn't an actual designated spot, but it was, uh, probably semi-legal? Right?

"C'mon, Aunt Jess, let's go," Chrissy said, stepping out into the blazing sunlight. She squinted, letting her eyes adjust to the light before giving herself a quick once-over with a compact mirror. Everything looked fine, from her high ponytail to her glossy, cherry-pink eyeshadow (which matched her sparkly pink platform heels).

Once they were inside the festival, Chrissy left Aunt Jess with some of her friends from Sunday night bingo or whatever and took one of the flyers advertising Astrid Storm's performance. Hmm, so it won't be for a little while. Wonder what she's up to right now?

Chrissy glanced at the time. Probably too early for her to be backstage already. Which leaves the tourbus, I guess?

Shrugging, Chrissy headed in the general direction that she thought the tourbus would be in. Back to the parking lot, I guess. Damn.




It was quite busy for the performance for the famous singer Astrid Storm... they were trying to get everything set up. Meanwhile, in the tourbus, there was a celebration of the singer's own coming up... in a white hummer. As it approached; a group of about four people including Johnny, Gabriela, Jake and Jaska Valos stepped out and walked up to the door where there was a burly bouncer keeping watch with his arms crossed. The chubby bastard was shorter than Johnny! Speaking of which Johnny gave him a cocky smile as he approached, and kept his hands on his pockets as the bouncer said.

"Sorry, Astrid said no visitors, no autographs," The bouncer said.

"Well, 'Astrid' invited us in for a quick visit," Johnny tilted his head as he replied.

"I said no, she don't want no visitors,," Was the only response from the bouncer, "Now ge-"

"PATRICK!" Astrid shouts could be heard from inside the bus, and Patrick looked back to see Astrid's face pressed against the glass. "FUCK OFF ALREADY! THEY'RE COOL!"

Patrick grumbled as he stepped to the side and Johnny couldn't help but send a toothy grin his way that was more powerful than any middle finger. Fucker better know his place! Either way Johnny stepped past him and opened up the door to the tour bus and stepped inside. And the first sight was a sight he hadn't seen in years; his sister. You see, after their time in the Academy Sylvia managed to convince Gabe and Jake to help her become a star! All while Johnny tried to become the next Vito Corleone! Well, better luck next time. His sister was wearing boxers and a t-shirt with her hair done and straight. She was sitting on the couch with her legs crossed and playing on her phone.

"Sylvia! Long time no see!" Johnny said as he put his arms out for a hug.

"Sup motherfucker," Sylvia said as she didn't even lift her head up from her phone. "Ya' got any weed?"

"Love you too, sister..." Johnny groaned as he looked off to the side. "Yeah, we smoked it all before we got here."

"The fuck?!" Sylvia shouted. "How could you do this to meeeeeee?" She asked.

"Jaska's afraid of heights," Johnny said, and Jaska confirmed with a nod. "And we had to calm his nerves somehow!"

"Besides," Gabe injected, "You're about to perform, you need a clear head."

"That's why I need it."

"How the hell did you end up performing in this dump anyway?" Johnny asked as he looked around. "Last time I checked the mayor told us never to return here."

"And last I checked," Sylvia started off, mocking her brother, "We don't listen to chucklefucks." She cracked a grin.

Sylvia shrugged as she leaned back in the couch, "Besides, I go where the music takes me - mayor asks for a famous singer to come and then I answer it. Call it fate."

"Well, I at the very least, hope fates gets us some good weed!" Johnny said as he took a seat down next to Sylvia.

While they were talking, the most silent of the group; Jaska Valos, had his ears wide open. He didn't have much to say, but his ears perked up when he heard a foreign sound outside; separate from Patrick, right behind him. It sounded like someone walking up and he knew what to do. He leaned forward and whispered to the group, "There's someone outside."

"Oh shit, another pervert!" Sylvia damn near shouted. "Johnny, go out there and-" She was cut off when Johnny put fingers up to her lips.

"Shush, stupid," Johnny silenced his sister. "They're gonna get spooked and do something stupid."

His instincts quickly kicked in and he took control of the situation. This wasn't the first time somebody set their eyes on the Valos family, but thanks to Johnny he made sure every attempt was either a complete failure, or their last. The latter was preferable given how it simply ties up any loose ends. But, even if it was just some drunk asshole off wandering he wanted to make sure, because safe than sorry. Especially when there's three of his siblings nearby. Call it paranoia, but there was a saying that Johnny liked...

... You're only paranoid when you're wrong.

"Keep talkin', we don't want them to get suspicious," Johnny quietly said, "I'm gonna snuff this mothafucka out." He slowly got up and walked out the door.

"Okay motherfucker," Sylvia tried to force cheer to try not to sound creeped out right now, "So about that time I leaked my nudes by accident...

Then they proceeded to talk as Johnny reached into his coat and pulled out his revolver that he had hidden in his suit. The metal object felt heavy in his hands, and he kept it in his hands as he gave it a brief twirl before he quickly walked around the tourbus. He hoped that he didn't tip them off; what he wanted to do was catch them red handed. A lot of people will start talking when they're looking down the barrell of a pistol. Eventually he turned the corner and caught their little pervert red-handed! And it was actually quite a surprise.. instead of some shithead sent from the mafia or somebody getting ready to become very intimate with a bottle of lotion, it was some cute little Asian thing in all pink. Honestly, the girl needs to, you know, vary her colors - because that's basic fashion - but everything else about her was just so alluring. Shit, he had to make a good first impression... which a instument of instant death didn't make. And in a display of his quick hands he hid it in the back of his waistband as he gave her a warming smile.

"Oh, hey there," He said smoothly, "Whatcha' doin' snooping around this poor girl's tourbus? Wanted an autograph? Heh."

Chrissy was trying to figure out how the hell her five-foot-two ass (okay, five-seven with her heels, but still) was going to get a peek into the tourbus through one of the windows high up on the sides of the bus, when some dumb brick meathead-looking guy came out from the side. At first, she thought he was security, given the fact that he was probably five times as big as she was and wearing a suit, but then he opened his mouth.

Johnny Valos. AKA the playboy son of one Jason Valos, a business tycoon who'd first risen to prominence through...questionable means. His son had gotten himself mixed up with the wrong people in New Orleans, was the last Chrissy had heard of him. He was no A-lister, nor was he Astrid Storm, but Chrissy would take what she could get.

When he began to talk, Chrissy resisted the urge to roll her eyes, not particularly impressed by the guy in general (how do you get as rich as the Valos do and still fuck up your life? That would always be a mystery to her), instead plastering the sweetest smile she could muster onto her face. "As a matter of fact, yeah. An autograph would be pretty nice."

Subtle, Chrissy was not. Oh, well. It wasn't like she was lying-there were people her contacts knew, back in L.A., who'd pay a month's worth of rent for Astrid's autograph.

Reaching into the mini pocket of his vest, Johnny produced a pen, "Where would you like me to sign?" He jokingly (well, half jokingly) asked.

Chrissy was a bit incredulous-just how big was the size of Johnny's ego? What was he compensating for, huh?-before shrugging and producing a pad of sticky notes. "Here's good. While you're at it, would you mind getting Astrid Storm? I'm a big fan, and getting her autograph too would be super nice," she said, keeping the smile plastered to her face.

Johnny's power worked amazingly in situations like this. While he seldomly used it in favor of pure skill baby, he found it useful for reading people.... in situations like this. Her aura was more of an annoyed, disguisted, color and Johnny could feel the power radiating off of it. He had a hunch that her insistence to meet with 'Astrid Storm' wasn't because she's "a big fan". Johnny still kept that cocky grin on his face as he signed down on the notepad:

𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓼

He gave it back to her before saying, "Make sure you keep that somewhere safe, it's real valuable now." Before giving her a wink. Now that he knows a tad bit about how she's not really digging him... das cool. Not a lot of chicks dug him at first but once he got 'im in bed they were screaming his name! Still, he was hesitant about bringing Sylvia out to meet Pinkie Pie here, she might try to John Lennon her. "As for Astrid, she's busy getting dressed for the performance and you don't want to bother her now - her big show's gonna be in a few!" Maybe she'd get the hint.., maybe not, but Johnny was judging her reaction first.

Chrissy suppressed a long-suffering sigh and took the autograph from him. "Yep. Definitely. Thanks."

When Johnny mentioned that Astrid wasn't to be bothered, Chrissy frowned, slightly. Well, that was to be expected. "Aw, really? D'you think I could just say hi, then? It'll only take two seconds," Chrissy replied, crossing her fingers behind her back. Even if she could only get a quick peek into the tour bus, Chrissy was sure she could make a story out of it....and if not, well, she could always write something about how Astrid and Johnny were secretly hooking up with each other, or whatever. It honestly wasn't that implausible, now that she thought about it-Johnny seemed like the kind of guy who tried to flirt with anything that moved, and Astrid wasn't exactly, uh, conservative, either, what with those nudes of her that leaked a little while back.

"So? How about it? Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"Well..." So it seems that Pretty in Pink here was persistent. Well so was Johnny. If she wasn't going to take the hints - well, Johnny had to take drastic measures then. "Well, I'm pretty close to Astrid, so I could get you that autograph and more - hell, I could get her to spit in your mouth if you'd like!" Johnny chuckled at his own joke as he got closer to the mystery girl, as he continued, "But, for me to do something for you, you gotta do something for me... If you catch my drift?" It was a win-win for Johnny; she'll either slap him and walk away or he'll be eating Chinese tonight!

And Johnny loves Asian food.

Chrissy crossed her arms, giving Johnny a skeptical look. Is he implying what I think he's implying? she wondered to herself, incredulously. God. That's gross.

"Be more specific," Chrissy answered coolly, praying for a juicy direct quote to use in her next column, if nothing else. Either way, this was...a potential story.

Seems like the number one fan wasn't too big on the whole subtle interference thing... but Johnny noticed a change in her emotions. It was more of an intrigue, and curiousity. That made Johnny a tad bit curious, but he went along with it. "Airhead, you know exactly what I'm talking about - or maybe you ain't hear about what the lengths these so-called "Numbah-one fans" go to to get an autograph, baby!"

Chrissy couldn't believe that this guy was for real, but...

"Okay. So you're saying that you, Jonathan Valos, want to have sex with me, in exchange for Astrid Storm's autograph. Am I correct?"

"I mean a handjob would suffice but yeah."

Perfect. "Great. Nice talking to you, Mr. Valos." Chrissy tilted her head to the side, considering him. She decided to take the risk of Johnny knowing what line of business she was actually in (hint: it had very little to do with fangirling), and gave him a smug smile. "So would you rather have me print something about the son of the mighty Jason Valos asking for a handjob in exchange for an autograph, or will you let me talk to Astrid myself?"

Either way, I can spin something out of both things, she mused to herself. What should I title it? Something like, 'Son of Jason Valos asks for sexual favors in exchange for an autograph'? Nah, that's too many words. I'll come up with something later. Maybe I'll throw in something about an 'underage fan'? Because let's face it, I look twelve. Might as well take advantage of it

Johnny shrugged as he observed the girl's attitude change to smugness. Unwarrented smugness. This dumb bitch thinks she got the great Johnny Valos by a rope? Bitch please! Ain't no strings on Johnny Valos! She's going to leave here disappointed, with what's of her ego in pieces as she runs off! He grinned.

"I meean," Johnny flatly said, "I got all sorts of shit on the newpapers - socliting some broad that was called a dyke a few too many times will be the least of my concerns, baby!"

Though, after thinking about it - if he was going to be spending some time here; he'd rather not have his face on the papers, or whatever the hell this bitch was threatening. Because he has a looooong list of people he pissed off, and a few of them are willing to go the distance to get even. So, he knew that Pretty in Pink wasn't going to bite; so what the fuck was she good for?

"So, either you start tuggin' or you get your Pretty in Pink ass outta here - or I'm busting a cap in it."

Chrissy shrugged nonchalantly. It was not an ideal response, but she'd been through this before (unsurprisingly, she and her colleagues got a ton of bullshit, being in the line of work that they were in)...and that was an excellent direct quote. Oooh, maybe she could call this an exclusive. There weren't any other reporters around, after all, so for all intents and purposes, it technically was an exclusive. That's how it works, right? Right.

"Alright. Cool. See ya around. And you know, next time you try to get laid, maybe be less of an asshole about it?" she gave him an amused grin. "Can't wait to see Astrid on-stage. Tell her I said hi."

"Whatever, bitch." Johnny answered.

Chrissy shrugged one more time, spun on her sparkly five-inch heels, and headed in the direction she'd come in, whipping out her phone and quickly noting down what Johnny had said. Lemme see. Oooh, 'a handjob would suffice' was pretty good. Damn, I deserve a raise. Andrew doesn't pay me enough for the stuff I dig up.

Well that was weird.

Johnny merely shrugged and the window opened and Sylvia poked her head out of it, "Who the fuck was that?" She asked.

"I don't know, some weirdo, asked to meet you, threatened me with fame, baby! But I got rid of her."

"She was probably another super fan - wait, did you ask her if she had any weed?!" Sylvia damn near shouted to the heavens.

"Sylvia, keep it down!" Gabe piped in, looking around at all the people nearby.

"No, I didn't ask her that," Johnny shook his head.

"Why not?" Sylvia asked, "I woulda; totally let her in if she shared some. Woulda; signed her titty, too."

Johnny sighed.

"... You're a mess."
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