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The Baxter Building
Manhattan


"JOHNNY!" Ben Grimm yelled as he stomped through the Baxter Building's upper levels. "Come out so I can murder ya!"

"Stop me when I lie!" Johnny said as he ran out of a side room and sprinted down the hallway away from Ben. Ben started to give chase, his rocky footsteps shaking the whole floor. Johnny came the end of the hallway and ducked out on to the terrace outside. Johnny leaped from the terrace, free falling for a few seconds before bursting into flames and taking to the skies.

"Come back here!" Ben shouted, shaking his rocky fist into the sky as Johnny streaked away.

"What's going on?" Sue asked as she stepped on to the terrace. "Oh," she said, her face scowling as she saw what was on Ben's back. Johnny had slapped a sticker read "WIDE LOAD!" in the middle of his back.

"Mind helping me?" Ben asked, pawing at the sticker that was just out of reach. Sue nodded and helped pry it off his rocky back.

"I'm sorry," she said, crumbling the sticker up into a ball.

"You ain't gotta apologize for him," Ben said with a shrug. "Kid's been a jerk since as long as I've known him."

"I know. He should know better since you're..."

"What?" Ben asked defensively. "What am I, Suze? Crazy? Depressing? What?"

"You know, Ben," she looked away and shrugged. "Sensitive."

Ben turned away and started to stomp away. "Well, I'm so happy that the ugly rock monster is worthy of your consideration and pity."

"Come on, Ben, you know I didn't mean it like that," Sue called after him. "I'm trying to talk to you, but I can tell you're in one of your moods.

Ben stopped short and looked back at her. "Mood? What mood?"

"You're having one of your pity parties. Anything anyone tries to say to you, you turn it around and use it against us. You want to feel sorry for yourself, go ahead. Just leave me out of it."

With that, Sue turned around and left the terrace. She headed up a few levels to the floor where Reed and Sue kept their labs. Her husband
was in the main work station, stretched out underneath a hybrid car.

"How's it coming?"

"Fantastic!" Reed said from underneath the car. "I took out the engine and replaced it with one of my own design. It can go over eight hundred miles an hour, and it's more than adequate to power hover engines and maintain flight."

"A flying car? Is there anything else it does?"

"It runs on water, but it's not as efficient as I had hoped. Only gets two hundred miles to the gallon."

Reed pulled himself out from under the car and stood up, stretching his arm halfway across the room to grab a rag from his work bench. He wiped his greasy hands off with the rag. "So how are Ben and Johnny enjoying their R&R?"

"Don't get me started," Sue said with a roll of her eyes. "They've been bickering pretty bad over the past few days. It's been nearly two weeks since Mole Man in the Ukraine. I think they need something to do."

"Idle hands and all that."

Reed's computer on the other side of the lab dinged, alerting him that he had a priority alert. "Excuse me," he said, stretching the upper half of his body across the room. Sue watched from the other side of the room as he scanned whatever was on the screen.

"We need to find Ben and Johnny," he said as he snapped back to face her. "Something's going on at the UN.

---

United Nations Headquarters



"This is like a flying tub," Ben grumbled.

"It's not," replied Reed.

"Totally is," Johnny said as he flew by the car aflame. "

They saw the destruction below and stopped their chatter. Gunfire was erupting from every where. Without another word, Ben jumped from the car and fell the fifty feet to the ground. His impact made a small crater on the road, a crater which he climbed out of and started to run towards the building. Johnny flew behind him and followed him into the building.

"I'm going in," Sue said to Reed.

She created a disc of invisible energy which she rode down through the sky and into the building behind her brother and friend. Reed placed the car on standby mode and stretched down to the ground, following in the wake of the rest of the Four into the building.


Federal Plaza
Manhattan


"Are we doing this or what?"

"Let me start recording."

I heard the digital tone of the recorder on the table. It echoed off the bare brick walls of the room. Besides myself and my interviewer, the only other things in this room I could sense were two chairs and a table, all of them bolted down to the floor.

"For the record," he said into the recorder. "It is May 22nd, 2018. This interview is being conducted by me, Assistant US Attorney Franklin Nelson. FBI Special Agent in Charge Patrick Van Ness is in observation in the adjacent room. He will be in during the course of the interview, and will always announce his presence." There was a pause. "State you name, please."

"Matthew Michael Murdock," I said.

"And you have declined to have an attorney present with you, Mr. Murdock?"

"What good what it do, Foggy?" I asked with a laugh. "I don't need a second opinion to tell me I'm screwed."

"These are very serious charges, Matt." Foggy dropped the formality of the Mr. Murdock shtick. It was either to make me feel more at ease or himself, I couldn't tell. "Racketeering, money laundering, arms trafficking, drug trafficking, human trafficking. Jesus, Matt."

"Keep going, Foggy. I'm catholic. Shame feels good."

"Tell the truth and shame the devil," said Foggy. "And speaking of the devil. What do you know about him?"

I smirked. Subtle, Foggy. Very subtle. "More than most people. I'm the Devil, and he's me."

Foggy's heart started to race. I could smell sweat starting to form on his forehead.

"What?" he asked.

"It's a long story..."

---

Six Months Earlier
Brooklyn
3:19 PM


"You son of a bitch!"

Arthur Blackwood, president of the Crusaders Mortorcycle Club, hit me with a right cross to the jaw. It hit flush and spun me around. I hit the floor of the courtroom hard, spitting blood. Judge Newton slammed the gavel down and a phalanx of deputies rushed into the courtroom to get Blackwood out of there. I felt hands on my back, people helping me up. Across the room, the jury was stunned into silence by what they had just seen.

"Clear the courtroom," Newton shouted. "Clear the gallery, get the jury out of here!"

Five minutes later, I sat at the defense table with a paper towel on my mouth. Eric Sanchez, Deputy DA representing the state, sat at the prosecution's table while the judge dictated his decision.

"After the jury witnessed the defendant attack his attorney, I have no choice but to declare a mistrial."

Sanchez rose to argue, but stopped short thanks to a withering look from the judge.

"Mr. Sanchez, I understand what a gigantic pain in the ass that is, but there is no way in hell the jury can remain impartial after seeing that. They're tainted. We go back to voir dire and pick a new jury. A new trial would also mean a delay because Mr. Blackwood would need a new attorney, because he seems to have severed ties with Mr. Murdock in a dramatic fashion."

"I'll still rep him, your honor," I said standing. "He'll cool down."

"Be that as it may, I recommend you two work out a compromise or a plea deal. Mr. Murdock gets paid by the hour, but Mr. Sanchez and I are politicians. I don't want to cost the good people of New York anymore money on another trial. The court expects a decision on it shortly."

Newton left the bench and disappeared into his chambers behind the courtroom. I could feel Sanchez's eyes on me even before he spoke.

"Blackwood pleads to all counts. He gets a maximum of ten years, with time served and good behavior he'd be out in five."

"Bull," I said, standing. "The state throws out the gun charge and reckless mayhem charge, Blackwood pleads to simple agg. assault and gets two years."

"No way, Murdock," Sanchez started to pack his briefcase. "With time served, that means he could be out in six months. That man is a menace, my boss will rip my head off if I bring her this deal."

"Imagine what she'd do if you lost a trial," I replied. "Let's not forget, Eric, I already heard all the evidence the state plans to use against my client in the next go-round. It's gonna at least six months before we're back in here, that's six months I got to shoot holes into your case and present my own theories. It was already a shaky bet, I know there were at least two tough not-guilty votes in that jury we just lost. You want to role the dice again?"

"You're working awfully hard for a man who just decked you."

"Just doing my job," I said sheepishly. "What if I offer this: Agg assault, two years and Blackwood doesn't get credit for time served. He'll have to do at least a year. That's a year he's off the street and the Crusaders are without their president, a year that the feds and your boys in the intelligence unit have to find more dirt and keep him in there."

"And a chance for you to get paid to defend him again," Sanchez said. It wasn't a question.

"Do we have a deal, counselor?"

We shook hands. Sanchez hurried off to let both his supervisors and the judge know there would be no second trial for Arthur Blackwood. I lagged behind. Blackwood wouldn't be thrilled about a year in jail, but it was better than the seven years that he would have gotten if he were convicted. Right before I left the courtroom, I pulled out of my mouth the broken capsule that had been filled with fake blood and dropped it into the garbage can beside the door. Arthur Blackwood may pull his punches, but I never do.

----

St. Patrick's Cathedral
Manhattan
6:21 PM


"I'll be right back.'

Dakota North, my driver/investigator/bodyguard, said that would be fine as I stepped out of the idling car and into the church I had twenty grand in my coat pocket. The cash was from the Crusaders for the Blackwood trial, as well as my regular retainer for doing the club's work. It was drafty in St. Patrick's, like it always is this time of year. T

Going into churches always made me think about my mother. Maggie Murdock was like a ghost. I had no idea where she was, and I often wondered what she was doing if she were still alive. I thought many times over the years about getting Dakota to track her down, but I always came up short at the last minute.

The twenty grand in my jacket didn't feel that big. It was just two hundred one hundred dollar bills bundled into twenty neat thousand dollar packets. The cash felt light enough when I took it out of my jacket and stuck it in the poor box. They say all the good Catholics tithe ten percent. By that logic, I had to be a great one. Before I left I asked a priest to light a candle for my mother.

Maybe it was good to never meet her. That way she could be that devout catholic woman I knew all those years ago. She could never be corrupted like my dad was. She was frozen in time as a good woman. A good woman who would never have to witness what her son had become. I made a final prayer and prepared myself to go to work.

----

Red Hook, Brooklyn
11:20 PM


"We don't fuck with drugs we don't make," Mike Klebitz, vice-president of the Crusaders Motorcycle Club, said with a scowl. "We're not errand boys. You want mules go to Washington Heights and get some project niggers. Why the hell should we stick out neck out for you? Because you say you'll pay?"

The two mobsters looked at each other. Paulie D'agistino, the underboss of the Campisi Crime Family, rubbed his chin while Joseph Baggato "Joey Bags" stuck his hands in his pants pockets and shrugged.

"Because we'll pay," Joey Bags started. "And, we both know your club is going under. The days of the outlaw biker gang ain't what they used to be. Your guy, Blackwood, is in the slammer. You're hurting for money, the ATF busts your balls day and night about that little weapons trafficking business you got. Fact of the matter is you need this. You're already making these fucking rides anyway, why not get paid while you're at it? Say yes."

Klebitz looked behind him, where three of his fellow bikers sat parked on their motorcycles in the back alley lot. He shuffled his feet and exhaled before finally nodding.

"Fine," he said.

Suddenly, a sharp whistling noise filled the air. A spinning object flew from the shadows and decked a biker in the forehead. Paulie and Joey pulled pistols from their waistbands at almost the same time the Crusaders did. The two sides looked across the lot for any indication of the voice's owner.

"The hell was that?" Paulie asked, looking at Klebitz. "You trying to pull something on me?"

"Me? What about you?! You're a goddamn informant or something?!"

Out of the shadows, a blur of motion slammed into Joey Bags and knocked him to the ground. Both sides opened fire, Klebitz fell to the ground as bullets fired above him. The figure jumped away before the bullets could reach it. It swung back into the shadows and up onto the roof of the warehouse.



"Red Hook is the Devil's territory!"

The Devil jumped into the darkness to fight the gangster as they all opened fire on him.
I'm here and interested.
It would depend on what they wanted to do with the characters. I don't want to be a character hoarder, but the motivation for doing this is having control over all four. I'm open to working, but would prefer to have all four.

The Fantastic Four

“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”


C O N C E P T A B S T R A C T:


A secret NASA project featuring physicist Dr. Reed Richards, biologist Dr. Susan Storm, and astronaut Major Ben Grimm was created to invent the world's first faster than light warp drive, with the plan of expanding space flight outside of the universe.

When the government announced they were cutting the project's funding, Reed took it upon himself to see if the warp drive would work. He took Sue, Ben, and Sue's younger brother Johnny to the launch site and they installed Reed's warp drive before blasting off into space. Reed started the warp drive once in position. The spaceship disappeared in a blinding white light.

Ninety minutes later, the shuttle returned to Earth's atmosphere with all four of its passenger's unconscious and forever changed. Reed could manipulate and stretch his body to any form or size. Sue has the ability to turn invisible and create force fields. Johnny gained the ability of pyrokinesis and can make his whole body burst into flames without being damaged. Ben's entire body-skin, bones, organs-all were changed to hard rock. He is nigh invulnerable and has super-strength.

The US Government seen the upside to these powers. With Air Force general William Lumpkin as their government liaison and handler, the four are dispatched to far-corners of the globe and beyond to investigate strange and unusual phenomenon. Known publicly as Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, and The Thing. They have become the Fantastic Four.

In the thirteen months since their accident the Fantastic Four have had adventures ranging from stopping Mole Man's army in the Ukraine to encountering the galactic bounty hunter Lobo. Reed and Sue even managed to find the time to marry, with Johnny giving Sue away at the altar and Ben acting as Reed's best man.

Soon after their run-in with rogue time agents Per Degaton and Kang the Conqueror, the truth behind the Four's accident was revealed. They encountered a mysterious figure known as the Watcher. Immortal and omnipotent, it was reveled that it was the Watcher who saved the Four from their shuttle accident and bestowed their powers to them. Before sending them back to Earth, the Watcher explained that he had saved them and given them powers in order to prepare for an upcoming apocalypse, the destruction of Earth and the genocide of the Human race all at the hands of one being, something looming in the darkness and coming for Earth.


A R C S:


Do Androids Dream of Windy Weather?- The Four are dispatched to a island off the coast of Washington state to deal with an experiment gone wrong. An android has gained sentience and has threatened to wipe out all of Seattle if the Four do not intervene and put him down. Easier said than done!

Warworld - Answering an interstellar distress signal, the Four are ambushed and their ship crash lands on a planet run by a sadistic overlord named Mongul. The Four have to fight in his gladiatorial games day after to stay alive and keep looking for a chance at escape.

Through a Glass, Darkly. - A wormhole opens in Germany and the Four pass through into another world, a mirror version of their own with the entire planet under the bootheel of a dictatorial and crazed world leader. His name: Dr. President for Life Reed Richards. The Four have to figure out how to stop an inter-dimensional invasion as Reed comes to grips with his own inner demons.


Daredevil

"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

Matthew Michael Murdock ♦ 6/5/87 ( 30 ) ♦ Male ♦ Heroic


C O N C E P T A B S T R A C T:


Matt Murdock is a "bad guy." A slightly twisted life has turned our blind lawyer into one of the city's best mob lawyers and a reviled figure in the criminal justice community of New York. Then at night, he becomes the Devil. The Devil is feared in the underworld as a violent criminal who is slowly climbing the ladder to become the city's kingpin. The part is an act, with Matt using the front as a criminal to actually attack the people who killed his father.


A R C I D E A S:
Nolo Contendere - After accepting to take up the murder defense of a young man pro bono, Matt begins to discover his client is truly innocent despite his many claims that he is guilty. As Matt tries to get the case thrown out based on evidence, Daredevil looks into the young man's past and neighborhood and discovers a sinister conspiracy.

Casus Belli - A shaky alliance between the mob and the Crusaders MC is in tatters after a drug deal gone bad ends with dead men on both sides and a missing briefcase with a million dollars in it. While Matt Murdock tires to prevent a gang war between his clients, Daredevil tears up the city in search of the perpetrators of the attack and the missing money.

Hostis Humani Generis - A vigilante has come to the city, reigning down death and destruction to those in need of punishment. Among the killers targets is Matt Murdock, the city's number one criminal lawyer.

N O T E S:
Nothing to add at the moment.



Daredevil

"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

Matthew Michael Murdock ♦ 6/5/87 ( 30 ) ♦ Male ♦ Heroic


C O N C E P T A B S T R A C T:


Matt Murdock is a "bad guy." A slightly twisted life has turned our blind lawyer into one of the city's best mob lawyers and a reviled figure in the criminal justice community of New York. Then at night, he becomes the Devil. The Devil is feared in the underworld as a violent criminal who is slowly climbing the ladder to become the city's kingpin. The part is an act, with Matt using the front as a criminal to actually attack the people who killed his father.


A R C I D E A S:
Nolo Contendere - After accepting to take up the murder defense of a young man pro bono, Matt begins to discover his client is truly innocent despite his many claims that he is guilty. As Matt tries to get the case thrown out based on evidence, Daredevil looks into the young man's past and neighborhood and discovers a sinister conspiracy.

Casus Belli - A shaky alliance between the mob and the Crusaders MC is in tatters after a drug deal gone bad ends with dead men on both sides and a missing briefcase with a million dollars in it. While Matt Murdock tires to prevent a gang war between his clients, Daredevil tears up the city in search of the perpetrators of the attack and the missing money.

Hostis Humani Generis - A vigilante has come to the city, reigning down death and destruction to those in need of punishment. Among the killers targets is Matt Murdock, the city's number one criminal lawyer.

N O T E S:
Nothing to add at the moment.


<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>
You have twenty-four hours. Make it count.


That'll work.
Lemme think on it.
Cloud Nine


9:14 PM

Ross Maxwell stood on the parapet looking down at the gambling floor. Steady action was taking place down below, but it was a far cry from the fast and furious betting that would be happening in a few hours. From 11 PM to 3 AM, the entire floor would be packed to the rafters with gamblers, each of them with much more money than sense. By his own count, Cloud Nine would probably net a cool ten million dollars this month. That would be outstanding if this were any other casino, but Cloud Nine was nowhere near all the other casinos.

"Mr. Maxwell," one of the security guards touched his shoulder. "You have a visitor."

Ross turned away and followed the guard upstairs to his private office. Maxwell had a cigarette in one hand, a tumbler of scotch in the other. He downed the drink and flicked the cigarette butt into the tumbler when he saw Sal Valesta waiting for him in front of his office.

"The answer is still no," he said as he walked past the bigger man into the office.

"You haven't heard me out," said Valestra.

"I have," Ross said, sitting down behind his desk. "And as much as it's costing you to fly up here every time, I think the one who can't hear is you."

Valestra smirked. "I can hear just fine. And what I'm hearing from you is a guy who doesn't get it. The Valestra Family gets a piece of every gambling institution, be they legal or otherwise, in the state of California. Just because you fly above the state, it don't make you fucking immune. For that cut, we provide protection."

"From what?" Ross asked with his own smirk. "I have my own security, they thoroughly search every customer's possessions prior to their flight up here, and I have plenty of state lawmakers in my own pocket. Everything you could offer me, I already have."

"No, there's one thing you don't have." Valestra stood in front of the desk, looming over Ross. "You don't have protection from us."

"Leave," replied Ross. He stood and locked eyes with the heavyset mobster, never once blinking. "Leave peacefully, or I'll have my men throw you off the ship. I don't mean that as a figure of speech, either. Leave now or you'll be a greasy little stain on some street in Bakersfield."

Valestra turned and walked out without another word, slamming the door as he left. Ross sighed and collapsed back into his chair and could feel his hands shaking. A few minutes later, the door opened and David Mather came in. David, his partner in business and in life, look concerned.

"I don't know why you don't give them the money, Ross?"

He rubbed his temples and said, "It's the principal of the matter. We built Cloud Nine from the literal ground up-- " Ross diverted his gaze to the picture on the far wall. Him and David during the war. Dashing USAAF Captain Maxwell and brilliant engineer Mather. "-- and now they want to take it from us, piece by piece. That's how it starts, just a small bit here. And then it's not so small, and the next thing you know we're on the outside looking in."

David sighed. "I know, I know... I just... I just wished sometimes you weren't so principled."

Ross let a grin loose on his lips. "I thought that was one of the things you loved about me?"

"Depends on what day it is," David said with his own smile. "Now, aren't you needed back out on the casino floor?"

----

Sal Valestra came out on to the observation deck of Cloud Nine. A half dozen people were standing around the glass bubble that rested on the top of the floating facility. Above them were the balloons that helped keep the whole thing aloft, but everywhere the eye could see was an unobstructed view of the land all around them. It was a cloudless night. A crescent moon hung off in the distance with stars all around it. Below was California in all its bounty. Just off in the distance Sal could make out the jagged shoreline where land ended and the Pacific began.

He reached into his jacket pocked and pulled out a cigarette case. Sal put one of his Cornells in his mouth and lit it before stepping forward to the railing. He took a long drag and spoke to the man beside him without looking at him.

"He didn't go for it," he said, exhaling smoke.

"So we've got the green light," Johnny Leggario asked.

"Yeah," said Sal. "Where's the little German?"

"He's at the show. Mariano and the Moonlights are playing and the doc is a sucker for that big band crap."

"No shit," said Sal. "I fucking love Mariano. I might have to check it out since my flight don't leave until midnight."

Johnny flicked ashes off his own cigarette, a Henry, and stuck it back in his mouth.

"So what's our window on this, Sal?"

"I'll probably get Sully on the phone after I'm back home in LA, so around one in the morning? Clock starts then, so your getaway will be timed for one in the afternoon tomorrow. How big is your crew?"

"With Sully and the inside man? Five. Me, the doc, and Stein are doing the heavy lifting."

"Shit, three guys?" Sal blew smoke and shook his head. "If it were anybody else but you three, I'd call bullshit. I know you're solid as a rock, the doc is out of this world, and Stein? You picked a hell of a crew."

"Like Billy Carter, I swing for the fences."

Sal dropped his cigarette and stomped it out on the heel of his shoe.

"Only difference is, Billy Carter misses he has to go sit his black ass down in the dugout. You miss? Well, it's a long drop to the round below, Johnny."

----

Los Angeles


Silver Lake
10:11 PM


Jessica Hyatt stirred sugar into her coffee and looked down into it. She was by herself in a corner booth at an all-night diner. The rest of the patrons included a lush nodding off into a plate of fried eggs, a gaggle of high school kids monopolizing two tables, and an older couple that looked like they had been in love thirty years and thirty thousand miles earlier. She looked up at the sound of the bell by the door. Special Agent Nate Parker slid into the seat across from her.

"Good evening, Ms. Hyatt."

She didn't say anything. At least the man had the decency to call her by the name she chose. He wouldn't call her by her real name, a constant reminder of the power he held over her. Jessica sipped her coffee as the waitress came over and Parker ordered a black coffee.

"So, who am I finking exactly?" she asked after the woman was gone.

"Nobody," he said with a gentle laugh. "At least not yet. I think I have engineered your perfect entree into the sphere of the Good People."

"I'm all ears."

"Are you familiar with Harvey Edwards?"

"You can't be in my world and not know him," she replied. "The patron saint of leftist causes."

Jessica saw something twitch underneath Parker's right eye. He gave her a smirk and folded his hands together.

"I'll allow you some leeway, given your age, but Harvey Edwards is a traitor to this country who espouses anti-American ideas and causes from the safety of China."

"After what the government did to him, I can't blame him for leaving."

"He deserved worse," hissed Parker. "He deserved a bullet to the back of his head."

There was a lull in the conversation as the waitress brought Parker his cup of coffee. Jessica took the moment to sip her own coffee and look at the man as he added sugar and cream into his cup. He had his dander up over something as trivial as Harvey Edwards. That worried her because that meant that Parker was a true believer. All the horseshit about the Pinkertons doing what needed to be done to protect America, the stuff politicians always used whenever they defended the Pinkertons, he actually bought it. And that scared her because a true believer could not be reasoned with.

"What does Harvey Edwards have to do with this?" she finally asked.

"After prolonged negotiations, he will be preforming in LA two nights from now, part of a west coast tour that will undoubtedly be seen as a political statement since it's almost the twenty first anniversary of the western state's surrender. You will go to the performance and cause a scene. There will be a woman there who will take notice. She likes dramatic iconoclasts, especially those with liberal pedigrees and a love of provocation. I expect that you'll be contacted by her shortly afterwards."

"And who is this woman?" Jessica asked with an arched eyebrow.

"You'll know her when you see her," said Parker. "And after you've seen her, you won't forget her."

---

Kansas City


The Hotel Savoy
2:04 PM


Frenchie Gallo mingled with the rest of the wiseguys in the hotel conference room. Bosses from around the country had all gathered here on the top floor of Kansas City's finest downtown hotel to discuss business. Frenchie was here as Sun City's representative, but he was just one of the eleven men who made up the board. The five families of New York were represented, as was Providence, Chicago, LA, New Orleans, and of course Kansas City.

Geno Como of the KC family had spent the better part of the board's morning sessions arguing with Bobby C. New territory was opening up in the Dakotas and Montana thanks to oil and natural gas booms. There was a growing need for hookers, gambling, and all matter of vice-related services the boys offered. Como wanted the territory because Kansas City was the best option, but Bobby C. had stated his case for the Chicago Outfit. His argument boiled down to "Fuck you, I'm Bobby C." Eventually, the old man stepped in and called for a vote. The Comos won the vote 9-2 and got the right to administer the new territory.

After that, Frenchie got up and made his pitch. Every single organization would use the politicians in their pocket and their connections with the political machines in their territory to get Norman friendly delegates sent to the convention this summer with the orders to vote for the sitting president. A lot of grumbles and questions until Frenchie brought out the quid pro quo. All the old men remembered the days when the boys ran Havana like their own fiefdom, so it was no surprise to Frenchie that the mere mention of it brought a hush to the room. The old called for a lunch recess to think it over and they adjourned.

Frenchie felt a gentle touch on his elbow. He turned around to see nobody there, but then he looked down.

"Franco," Anthony Fortunato said with a gentle smile. "Walk with me."

The old man, head of the Fortunato Crime Family and the boss of bosses, was the closest thing Frenchie ever had to a father. Thirty years ago, he'd taken him under his wing back when the old man was a mid-level wiseguy on the come and Frenchie was just a punk car thief in Brooklyn who only spoke Québécois French. The whole reason Frenchie was Mr. Sun City was because of the old man's benevolence.

"What do you think of this?" the old man asked once they were in a corner by themselves.

"I don't know if I like getting into bed with politicians."

"Ah," Fortunato adjusted his glasses, they were black framed and so thick they made his beady eyes look huge. "But we've always been in bed with politicians on some level. In this country, crime and politics are interwoven. Anybody that doesn't know politics is crime has got a few screws loose."

Frenchie chuckled. "Point taken. But I know our criminals stick by their word. Guys like Reed, on the other hand? People would be alright with politicians being crooks if they actually kept their promises."

The old man shrugged. "They don't keep their promises, we'll whack him."

He couldn't tell if Fortunato was being serious or not. The old man deadpanned him for several seconds before a sly grin broke out on his face. He laughed softly and patted Frenchie on the shoulder.

"I'm kidding, Franco. This thing of ours has reach, but not like that. Plus, I love this country too much to bump off the vice-president."

"Frenchie!" Bobby C. said brightly as he muscled his way between the two men.

He was dressed in his usual loud clothing, bright orange dress shirt with plaid slacks and a sports coat with a tacky Hawaiian tie and aviator sunglasses to cap it all off. Next to the old man, it was a contrast in style. Bobby C. looked like the mobster that he was, meanwhile Fortunato looked like the elderly president of some bank. Wiseguys were like peacocks. Flash suits, watches, and cars were how they displayed their power. Frenchie was guilty of it himself. Only men like Fortunato, the old men in the upper echelons who had real power, never showed off their wealthy. To them, it was tacky and a sign of ill manners. Even as head of the Chicago Outfit, Bobby C. had never got the message.

"How come Johnny didn't come with you?" Bobby asked, peeking over his sunglasses at Frenchie.

"He's working on a few things out in California, helping out the Valestras."

"Crazy fucking kid. I haven't seen him in so long, I'm starting to miss him. Let me introduce you two to someone."

Bobby C. stepped aside and a little man, a few inches shorter than Fortunato, stepped forward. Frenchie saw him during the meeting before lunch. He sat off to the side of the table behind the Chicago delegation, watching but never speaking.

"Jim Sledge," the man said, shaking both Frenchie and the old man's hands. "I'm a political consultant and here on the invitation of... a mutual friend. I'm to report back to him how you all vote."

He was one of Reed's people. He was soft spoken with a face that had a sharp pointed nose that was almost like a rat's. Frenchie knew the type well. If there was dirty work to be done, Sledge would be the one doing it without a doubt. He was about to say something about an outsider being at the meeting when Bobby C. cut him off.

"He was approved to be here," he said with a nod towards the old man. "These politicians may be crazy, but they ain't stupid."

"They told me yesterday," said Fortunato. "And my people made sure Mr. Sledge was not writing or recording anything about the meeting down."

"Yes," said Sledge. His face turned color. "They were very... thorough."

"Well, thank you for coming," said Fortunato. "Let's reconvene the meeting."

They all found their seats. Frenchie sat down thinking about Bobby C. and Sledge. He had originally been Reed's contact, their meeting in Sun City two weeks ago. So why had Reed sent Sledge to Chicago instead of Sun City? Across the big table from Frenchie, Sledge whispered into Bobby C's ear and made the man nod and laugh. Was Reed trying to double down the chances of approval by wooing two bosses? With their respective allies and political pull, both Bobby C. and Frenchie could carry about half the votes on the board by themselves. Maybe that was it? Or maybe it was something deeper?

"Motion is on the table," Fortunato said from the head of the table. "To approve Franco's proposal. All those in favor?"

Nine arms, including the old man, Bobby C., and Frenchie's own, went up into the air. Seeing how the wind was blowing, the other two followed suit. 11-0.

"Motion carries," said Fortunato. "Unanimously. This thing of ours, has just endorsed Michael Norman for reelection as president."
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