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05/22/47
Gotham Central
8:13 AM

Inspector Merkel slid a small box across his desk. Max nabbed it and opened it up. Chills. In the box: A silver lieutenant’s bar resting on crushed velvet. Merkel lit a cigarette and raised his eyebrows.

“A bit premature, but it does become official the first of July. Congratulations, Lieutenant Eckhardt.”

Max snapped the box closed and looked up at Merkel. "Thank you, sir."

"Don't thank me. Around here, we reward good police work with more work."

The Chief of Detectives smiled and pulled out a bottle of booze and two glasses. Max felt the Thirst come on strong. His mouth watered. He dry swallowed as Merkel waved the bottle.

“I know it’s early still, but one drink won’t hurt.”

Max saw the gleam in Merkel’s eye. Max resisted the urge to drool. Max shook his head.

“I’m trying to cut back, sir.”

Merkel stashed the bottle back. Max had a flash of intuition: Merkel wanted to see for himself. He’d probably heard the rumors that Max went cold turkey after he killed Chris Durfee. The rumors were true: Whiskey Max was dead.

Merkel said, “Well, maybe another time. You’ll be receiving official word in the next few days. First of July you report to the eastern division as the head of their detective squad.”

Max flushed and coughed. He said, “Sir, I was under the impression when my lieutenancy went through, it was to be as a commander of one of the downtown detective divisions. I think my work as interim commander of homi--”

Merkel held a hand up. “I’m going to stop you right there, Max. You have done some exemplary work for this department, especially in the last year or so. The Snapshot Killer was a career maker, and your work filling in for Boyle has been terrific.”

The inspector flashed a wry smile and added. “Hell, you even got Two-Gun Jack singing your praises, which makes me wonder what exactly you have on him.”

Max let the joke pass in silence. He waited for the other shoe to drop. “But…”

Merkel sighed. He held out his hand and ticked off points. “One, you’re thirty, Max. Young brass always breeds resentment with the rank and file, detectives more so than patrolmen. Two, a first-time lieutenant taking over any detective squad is unprecedented in department history. Your record plus political friends are why your first posting as a lieutenant isn’t a nightshift commander of harness bulls so count your blessings on that front. Three, Boyle has to be replaced with a Mick. Captain Branden is taking over Robbery from Coogan. You taking over Homicide would throw everything out of whack. We need to put a Mick in Homicide to keep the Balance.”

Max seethed. The Balance: Old school political machine bullshit. In the GCPD there were two kinds of cops: Irishmen and others. The Balance decreed that for every Irish brass, there was a corresponding other. The Balance was a relic of a bygone era. The Balance encouraged lines to be drawn down ethnic lines. The Balance fucked over qualified non-Irishmen. Non-Irishmen like Max.

Charlie Fields popped into the office before Max could respond. “We got a DB on the westside. Local precinct is radioing in for downtown assistance.”

Max pocketed the box with the lieutenant’s bar in it and started out the door. He looked back at Merkel.

“I’m not done, Inspector. We’ll talk about this later.”

Merkel stretched and smirked. “I’m sure we will.”

---

The Dining Car
8:45 AM

Slam ordered steak and eggs with a pot of coffee and and waited for his contact. He needed to coffee to stay awake. Long nights he was used to, but working downtown narcotics was très tedious. After Shotgun Max blew away Chris Durfee Slam put in for a transfer out of Homicide. The shooting put too much light on Eckhardt. It anointed him as a golden boy and blew Grogan’s mandate all to hell. Two-Gun Jack froze Slam out of the mob squad. He got scooped up by the narco boys.

Narco had a reputation as being the most corrupt. And in this white man’s department, that was saying a whole fucking lot. They were insular to the extreme. They shunned outsiders. They watched Slam warily and gave him shit assignments. He ran R&I reports, he ran tails on pissant dealers who operated without GCPD sanction, he intimidated independent operators and roughed them up. During raids he watched the backdoor in case someone ran away. He wanted to work cases. Requests got him the cold shoulder. His rep as dumb muscle was locked in with the narco gang.

Six months in and his career was stalling. Grogan never returned his calls and avoided him. His new idea was a desperation play. SHAKEDOWN CITY writ in neon. He had enough local celebrity cred to pique Gossip Gertie’s interest. His narco gig offered entrée to the scandal rag for scintillating copy.

The coffee came and Slam started on it with no cream or sugar. A few minutes later a tall redhead slid into the booth across from him. She grabbed the spare cup and filled it up with black coffee. He could smell booze on her. She downed the cup and started going in for a refill. Slam watched silently, intrigued.

“Gossip Gertie?” he asked. ”You sure as shit look a lot better than I imagined.”

The redhead said, “And for a former boxer, your face isn’t the pulverized mess I thought it would be. You’re still fuck ugly, but in an adorable kind of way.”

Slam chuckled while the redhead finished off her second cup. He detected the traces of a Southern accent. Hidden under the tough talk, but still there.

“Vicki Vale,” she finally said. “Managing editor for the Gabber and I’ll be working with you on… whatever this scam is.”

Slam lit up a cigarette. “Scam?”

Vale took Slam’s pack and lighter and lit a cigarette for herself. She blew smoke and framed headlines in the air with her hands.

“‘Prizefighter Turned Pugnacious Policeman Prowls for Pushers with Passion.’”

Slam groaned. “Jesus Christ. With writing like that you must work for Gertie.”

The waitress came and laid a plate in front of Slam. A sorry cut of meat next to two overcooked eggs. He stubbed out his cigarette and dug in while Vale started on her third cup of coffee.

“I know a shakedown when I see it, Detective Bradley.”

“Call me Slam,” he said between bites.

“We’ll compromise and I’ll call you Bradley. So, Bradley, Gertie thinks you can get him some primo dirt for the Gabber’s pages.”

Slam shrugged. “I’ve got snitches who know all kinds of things. Being a celebrity on top of a cop makes a lot of people eager to please. I’m sure once this thing gets rolling, they’ll be even more willing to give up some dirt. Now what about payment?”

Vale raised an eyebrow. “I look like I work for the GCPD payroll department?”

Slam shook his head. “Cute. I figured that old fag would try to not pay me. Look, lady, I’m helping your paper out--”

She cut him off. “In exchange for exposure, right? You want to be the one-man war on hopheads, get that career of yours back on track.”

Slam leaned forward across the table.

“Who says that my career is off track?”

She didn’t waste a second with her comeback. “So letting a witness die on your watch was part of the plan?”

Slam felt a pit in his stomach. He slung his silverware onto the plate with a loud clatter. Other diners looked over curiously. Slam saw a geek in an elk’s hat look up from his Bloody Mary.

He said slowly to keep his temper in check. “My going rate is sixty bucks a piece for each roust and story I provide to you.”

She shook her head. “Too high. I only get paid forty bucks a story.”

“Well, I’m doing the important part, sweetheart.”

“Thirty bucks,” she said. “Take it or leave it.”

“I can call Gertie right now.”

“Find a payphone and call.” She crossed her arms. “He’ll probably offer you ten bucks a story.”

“Jesus fucking Christ,” said Slam.

She pulled out a card and slid it across the table. She said. “No, Bradley. It’s Victoria Alison Vale.”

He looked at the card. It had her name and numbers. He let it there. Instead he pocketed his smokes and lighter and stood. “You can at least pay the bill. I’ll be in touch when I have something.”

---

Westside Gotham
9:02 AM

“The body is in the back.”

Max walked into the bungalow and put a handkerchief to his nose. The placed reeked of burnt flesh. The front room was in disarray. Jacobs, the western dick, led him and Fields through the house. More scenes of chaos in the kitchen and bathroom. Max stepped over broken mirror glass that littered the floor.

“Landlady found him this morning. She saw the door was ajar and came in… to this.”

The back bedroom was tossed just like the rest of the place. On the hardwood floor: a dead naked man. A white towel wadded up in his mouth. His eyes frozen in shock. Burns covering his body. Max held his nose and took a deep breath.

Fields asked, “Who was he?”

“Landlady said his name was Theodore Duncan. She claims he was a gigolo.”

Fields snickered as Max wrote down details in his notebook.

Jacobs said, “No shit. She claims he comes and goes all hours of the night. Wears flashy suits, has women over despite her complaints.”

“Thank god for old biddies,” said Max. “Jacobs, where are you in the investigation?”

“Uniforms are canvassing the neighborhood, morgue men are on the way. Although from the way those burns look I can almost guess the cause of death.”

Max bent down and looked at the towel in the dead man’s mouth.

“Don’t be so sure. The burns are scarring, but not life threatening.”

Fields said, “The burns were torture if I had to bet. See the way the place was ransacked? The killer was looking for something.”

Max stood. “The fact that they still tossed the place means our friend on the floor here didn’t give up whatever it was they wanted.”

Jacobs whistle. “Damn, I am sure thankful I called you downtown guys to come in on this one and take over.”

Max thought about a future where he was the boss of guys like Jacob. A whole squad of Keystone Cops at his disposal. Investigating nickel and dime crimes. All the important cases would be bootjacked by downtown detectives. The thought sickened him. It made him hanker for a couple of shots, something that would burn his throat and chest and drive the image from his mind.

A booming voice with a thick drawl. “Actually, this is our jurisdiction.”

Two-Gun Jack Grogan waltzed in like he owned the goddamn place. Two-Gun Jack in his shitkicker boots had a good four or five inches on Max. His Stetson added even more height. He winked at Max as he strolled through.

Max said, "Captain, this is a homicide."

Grogan pushed the stetson back and smiled. “Your powers of observation are outstanding, Sergeant Eckhardt. This is a homicide, and the man on the floor is a known organized crime associate. Or was, I should say. Mob squad is taking the case over.”

Max fumed as Grogan walked around the crime scene. He made chitchat with Jacbos. Max started to open his mouth. Two-Gun Jack turned around and cut him off.

“Congratulations on the promotion, Sergeant.”

Grogan slapped Jacobs on the back with a beefy hand.

“Truly, mentoring bright pennies like Detective Jacobs here is where you belong.”
Look, it's a hobo!
Me watching Uni getting close to the deadline, then posting:

Angel Eyes
Part III


Seattle
2009

I walked the halls of the Maddox mansion with a security guard traveling in my wake. Bowron was downstairs with Charles and Carrie Maddox, along with their pet muscle Wideman. My partner and I had consulted each other in private before taking statements from the parents of Celeste Maddox. Bowron and I agreed on very little in most regards, but on this case we came to the same conclusion: we were both out of our depth. Kidnapping was and is a federal crime that automatically gets handed over to the FBI. So why were two Seattle PD detectives given the case? Charles and his wife claimed it was in the name of discretion. They were calling favors with the local police to let them deal with it first. If they called the FBI, that package would include an army of agents, locking down the sleepy little gated community, helicopters buzzing over their estate, the whole megillah.

“That’s true,” Bowron had said. “But they have the resources we don’t. All those G-Men messing up your neighborhood’s peace and quiet? They’re gonna find your daughter faster and more efficiently than we can.”

I left Bowron to continue his sales pitch and headed upstairs to see what I could find in the way of impressions. The house should have come with its own GPS system, but the security man who tailed me was nice enough to point out where the Maddox girl’s room would be. The hallways were lined with family photos, mostly of the two children in the home. Photos showed Celeste’s progression from a newborn up until the twelve year old she was today. Her younger brother Caleb had his life charted in the same way, only with photos of him playing sports instead of participating in beauty pageants. A photo of Caleb performing at what looked to be a piano recital made me pause for a moment before moving on.

What nobody, not even my partner, knew was what I was really up to that night. At that point I had been a cop for over twenty years, first LA and then Seattle, and I had earned a reputation as one of the best detectives around. Manhunter, they called me, because I could always find my target. And that was because of my ability: I could hear the thoughts of others. I once read that it was called telepathy, and I used it to great effect over the course of my career. Downstairs while Charles Maddox told us how Celeste had gone missing, I had scanned his mind for any signs that he was lying. I also listened to the thoughts of his wife and security team. Nothing.

“Her room is right there,” my babysitter said, pointing a finger to a door we were approaching.

I used my shirt sleeve to push open the door and avoid leaving fingerprints behind. The room was typical preteen girl, almost to the point of cliche. Pink walls with popstar posters covering them, stuffed animals on a bed, a wall of trophies and ribbons. As far as insights into Celeste Maddox and her life went, it was lacking in substance.

That was why I decided to open my mind up to thoughts. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I could hear the thoughts of the security guard, wondering what I was doing. I could also hear the buzz of the entire household, dozens of mental voices creating a cacophony. I expanded further out into the neighborhood and beyond. The collective thoughts of Seattle roared through my ears and I sifted through them until:

“There,” I said under my breath.

Celeste Maddox’s mind, less than a mile away and racing with fright. She was in the dark and panting. A bright light and then. Pain. A deep pain unlike anything I had ever felt. The sounds of her screams reverberated through my brain. I felt my knees collapse, just before I passed out, I realized that Celeste’s screams had become my own.

-----

Skid Row
Now


I walked down the cracked sidewalks with Caleb Maddox’s folder tucked under my arm Even though the area seemed deserted I could feel the watchful eyes of people on me from the dark alleys and hiding spots this part of town provided.

Every city, even one as seemingly well-off and peaceful as Seattle, has a place like this. It’s a refuge for those people who our society has overlooked, the people don’t benefit from Amazon’s massive tax breaks, people who are firmly reminded that the Starbucks bathrooms are for paying customers only. They weren’t all drug addicts, and they weren’t all unemployed criminals, but I knew from my time as a cop that enough suspect people lived down here for Caleb to have at least passed through here in the past.

And speaking of cops, I had to assume the wide berth the Night People had given me was due to my appearance. A middle-aged black man wearing a blazer and slacks screamed police. They gave me a wide berth back when I was a cop as well. It had been a long time since I’d last ventured into Skid Row, 2007 at least. I was still working missing person the last time I came to visit my friend. These places were always migratory, but I was hoping against hope that he had stuck around.

It was a bit unbelievable to find that same old bus bench with a rusty RCA sign leaning against it forming a raggedy lean-to. Around here it was the equivalent to a penthouse. I rapped on the sign and waited.

“Who the fuck--”

He stopped short when he saw me looking down at him. Chunky Edwards had put a lot of miles on his tires since I’d last seen him ten years ago, haggard with a drawn up face and long grey hair, but still being alive after all that time was a victory in and of itself.

“Shiiiiiit,” he said, flashing a mouth full of jagged teeth. “I remember you. Detective Jones. Probably chief of police now or some shit. You don’t write, you don’t call, you don’t offer me a job, and you don’t stop by for my wine and cheese parties.”

"I’m not a cop anymore, Chunky.” I reached into my pocket and fished out the squat candybar with the silver wrapper and CHUNKY written across it. “But I bet some things never change. Still got the sweet tooth? ”

“Do I shit in a bucket?” he asked before snatching the candy from my hand. “Don’t answer that.”

Chunky started into the bar as best as he could with his teeth and got out of his makeshift home. The two of us sat on the rickety bench in silence while he ate.

“I’m glad you’re alive,” I finally said. Chunky was busy licking chocolate from his fingers. “I know living rough like this isn’t anybody’s idea of safe.”

“Yeah,” he said with gleaming eyes. “But it’s a trip, man. See I’m actually a billionaire who pretends to be homeless for fucking fun.”

“I can put you up in a hotel for a week,” I said. “Hot water and everything. I just need help with something.”

He looked me over with a quizzical eye. I noticed that he was wearing a faded and torn beanie that proclaimed the Seattle Seahawks as Super Bowl XLIX Champions.

“I thought you said you weren’t a cop.”

“I’m not. I’m just trying to find someone. A kid. Just barely a kid.”

I flipped open the folder and showed him Caleb’s mugshot. He looked confused for a moment before he started to nod rapidly.

“Party Man,” he said with a laugh. “Yeah, I know him. Seen him around the way.”

“Why did you call him that? Party Man."

“Because he’s always looking to party. Got this guy with him, hanger-on type with his head so far up the boy’s ass, he’d break his neck if this kid took a corner too sharp.”

“By party you mean trying to cop?”

“Yeah,” said Chunky. “Always chasing around looking for some pills or dope.”

“You know where they get it from when they get it?”

“Man, I don’t fuck with them drugs,” he said, pointing to his head and smiling wide, showing me a mouth of missing and rotten teeth smeared in chocolate. “That shit rots your brain, detective.”

“You said he has a friend with him. What does he look like?”

He shrugged. “I don’t know, just a young white kid with dark hair. As interchangeable as the picture you just showed me. I know his friend is always trying to get the girls around here to blow him, trying to trade drugs for BJs and pussy.”

“Do you know any of the dealers around here, Chunky? What about the girls?”

Chunky took a long pause before sniffing and answering. “Even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you. I’ll help you out with this boy because he ain’t one of us, but if word gets around I’m a snitch… look, man. You’re just visiting, okay? I’ve got to live here.”

“I understand,” I said as I took another Chunky bar from my pocket and passed it to him. “Now about that motel.”

“No thanks,” he said as he started on his second bar. With his free hand he slapped the metal sign. “Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home. You should come by next week, my book group is discussing Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. And afterwards we're gonna rummage through the garbage for empties.”
<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

My time has almost come.


Because we've all been waiting for your lukewarm take on Spider-Man.


PART III:
SHAKEDOWN

BANNER: Gotham Globe, 12/23/46
SNAPSHOT KILLER SLAYED IN ATTEMPTED ARREST

BANNER: Gotham Herald, 12/24/46
GCPD TIES DURFEE TO EIGHT MURDERS

Banner: Gotham Globe, 12/26/46
KILLER HAD A PAST OF PERVERSION, SAYS POLICE

BANNER: Gotham Gabber, 12/31/46
INSIDE THIS ISSUE: SNAPSHOT SLAYER SUBVERSIVE SOCIALIST
EXCLUSIVE PIX OF KILLER KOMRADE’S KRAZY KOTTAGE

----

1947


EXTRACT: Gotham Herald Sunday Edition Feature, 02/22/47
THE BURDEN OF COMMAND


GCPD Sergeant Max Eckhardt is far from your run of the milll cop. He’s got a gut, wears glasses, and has only used his weapon in the line of duty once. But that one time helped stop a string of killings that had paralyzed the city. And while not the square-jawed crimebuster Hollywood likes to portray, Sergeant Eckhardt is very much the upstanding moral exemplar those silver screen actors only pretend to be. In fact, his dedication to the rules resulted in Eckhardt earning a nickname among his fellow officers.

“I saw a lush on the street,” Eckhardt recalled with a smile. “I was maybe a month out of the academy, still new to my beat. I was in the middle of my foot patrol. I ran him in. Turned out he was a councilmen... He got a slap on the wrist and was released. And Whiskey Max was born.”

Readers to the Gotham papers will know Sergeant Eckhardt’s name very well after last year’s headlines, and a few may recognize it from a few years earlier. The man who solved the Snapshot Murders is no stranger to heroism. Soon after Pearl Harbor, then Detective Eckhardt answered the call of Uncle Sam. He was commissioned as an officer in the United States Marine Corps, where he earned a Navy Cross for his actions at the Battle of Guadalcanal. For Eckhardt catching killers and fighting Japs is all part of the job.

“I was just doing my duty,” he said with a shrug. “When you choose to serve, be it as a Marine or a police officer, you are making a choice to do whatever is necessary to protect your city and country. And sometimes what’s necessary isn’t always pretty.”

When asked about Christopher Durfee, the man GPCD identified as the Snapshot Killer, Eckhardt frowns and tries his best to express his thoughts on what happened. Finally he sighs and shakes his head.

“It was not ideal circumstances,” he said. “I wanted to see him stand trial for his crimes, but eight women were dead and he had made it very clear he was not going to be taken down without a fight. To choose his life over my life, or the lives of my fellow officers and citizens. That’s the burden we sometimes face.”

And now a new burden faces Sergeant Eckhardt: The burden of command. GCPD Homicide Commander Leonard Boyle has taken a medical leave of absence and Eckhardt has taken over as acting commander.

“It’s a new challenge,” he said. “I’ve led men before, but that was during war. The circumstances are different. As are the expectations. But I take a lead by example approach. If I’m on duty in the middle of the night and there’s a call-out, I’m right there with my men at the crime scene.”

And Sergeant Eckhardt will have plenty of chances to show off that approach. Already on the short-list for promotion, his heroic actions last year are expected to cement Eckhardt’s position as a member of the GCPD command structure. He’ll have his pick of any assignment that opens up.

“I just want to go where I can do the most good,” said Eckhardt.

And our fond wish at the Herald is that it does indeed come true.

BANNER: Gotham Globe, 03/31/47
GCPD DOWNPLAY GANGLAND SLAYINGS

EXTRACT: Gotham Gabber, 04/12/47
CRIMEWATCH: Giacomo Gang Getting The Garrote!


Welcome back, you lecherous luciferian lushes, to the lowdown on larcenous life in our little locality. The buzz around our burg‘s bandit bund is that some bad bruisers are butchering button men with a brutal breeziness. Xplicit Xamples are as follows:

Xample One:
Joseph “Toots” Leggario.

Tough Toots took the night train to the Big Adios in January of this year. Trusty Toots served as the dictatorial dope dealer for the Giacomo Crime Family. He’s gunned down outside a negro night club where ne’redowells nestle. Pedestrians peeped a purple Plymouth peeling out poste haste. Officially, the GCPD case is still open and they are asking for anyone with any information to come forward. But while the courageous cops chew on their crullers crime continues. With Toots’ obit typed and set, Giacomo's are now frail and flailing in the free-for-all fight for control of the city’s drug markets.

Xample Two:
Peter “Three-Legs Pete” Gregario.

While the reason for the nickname is too risqué by even our sleazy standards, we can at least publish that Pete was the premier pimp and smut seller for the Giacomos. Pete got his ticket to perdition punched at the beginning of March, when his ‘46 Cadillac combusted courtesy of a car bomb. Pete was reduced to powder, along with the Giacomo’s profit when it came to prostitution and pornography. Both the Gotham Police and Fire Departments looked into the arranged assassination, but both inquiries are on ice. The one pointer passers-bys gave? A purple Plymouth parted promptly once Pete’s Caddy was under conflagration.

Xample Three:

Richard “Just Rich” Riccotti.

The mobster with the meek moniker, Ricotti lorded over loansharking and debts for the Giacomos. As shylock-in-chief, Rich supervised the supply of scratch for desperate debtors, and kept a diary of deadbeats that owed the Giacomos gelt. Always the practitioners of proper punctuation and print, we speak of Ricotti in the past tense for a particular purpose. Just Rich was found, his body beaten and bloated, on the beach just two weeks ago. The hoodlum’s hausfrau had reported her hubby gone to the crackerjack constables of the GPCD, but the copper collective carried on with their casework. One more mobster missing in action meant one less to monitor. Like the previous two gangland slayings, GCPD states that serious scrutiny is being used to survey the slaughter of Just Rich. One pesky postscript? Sources say that Just Rich’s shylock scratchpad is missing. If it was found on the body, then the cops are clammed up and won’t comment.

Summation: We’ll drop the alliteration and get to the point, dear readers. What does it all mean? All three goons were Giacomo geeks. All three controlled the following rackets: Drugs, prostitution, and loansharking. All three major money makers for the Giacomo Crime Family. In the void of capable lieutenants, other mobs are crashing Giacomo rackets. While the cops seem to poo-poo the idea, the fact is that at least two of these killings seem to be linked. If the same people did not personally kill all three men, they were at least coordinated by some unseen force. Who is that person? We have a list, readers, but we won’t be sharing them. As much as we enjoy the crimewatch feature, we have no intention of becoming the subject of a future column. All we say is that famous Latin phrase used in investigations since the beginning of time: Cui bono?

Downplay it all they want to, dear readers, it seems apparent to us here at the Gabber that a gang war is on the horizon. Remember you read it here first from the Gabber, giving you all the dirt that’s fit to print.

*****


05/21/47

Gotham Gabber Offices
10:07 PM

Vicki Vale looked up from the copy on her desk. Rain hit the window pane. She sighed. Two days straight of this shit. Shit weather while she did shit work. Copy editing June's edition. It was filled with the usual scandal rag padding: hints at which movie stars had communist leanings, which high society types were being naughty, and sinnuendo galore on negro jazz musicians smoking reefer and fucking white women. From start to finish the whole rag had Gertie’s fingerprints on it.

The Gabber was a labor of love for Gregory “Gossip Gertie” Gertrude. It was his life. If he wasn’t here working on an article, he was out collecting dirt. He was a cockroach who lived for dirt. He pulled his pud to photos of Bette Davis and a well-hung Samoan stunt double named Smilin’ Joe. He had files on everyone. Said files were filled with salacious material. Said files could ruin countless lives. Said files were stashed away and under tight lock and key.

Lightning flashed across the sky. Vicki heard thunder rumbling. She rubbed her temples and pulled a bottle of whiskey and a shot glass from her desk. One, two, three shots and she was buzzed. Vicki leaned back in her chair and went here she always went when the booze got in her system: Semmes.

Semmes, Alabama. Pop: 1280. Spitting distance to Mobile and the Gulf. Her momma died in childbirth. Her daddy, Wayne Frank Vale, was a sheriff’s deputy. He raised her and her brother as best as he could. Semmes was Klan Kountry. Her daddy tolerated the Klan. All the white people either embraced or tolerated their local Klavern. No one ever came out against the Klan, to do so marked you as a race traitor. Her brother heard the cry “Remember Pearl Harbor” and went into the army. She heard the cry “wartime opportunity” and attended college by day and commuted to Mobile to build ships by night.

In ‘43 Wayne Frank pulled a bunch of white men off a negro one Saturday night. Wayne Frank ran them all in. The klan went krazy. They kondemned Wayne Frank. They kalled him a kounterproductive kraker. The Exalted Cyclops Teddy Marshall Lewis decries Wayne Frank as having negro blood. Wayne Frank dies a few months later in a single kar kollision. The klan keeps kalm. They don’t klaim the krime. Vicki knows the truth. She buries Wayne Frank and finishes her degree. Her brother died in the mud fighting over some place called Monte Cassino. By then Semmes was in the rearview mirror. She worked on losing her accent and headed north. She took her journalism degree and started looking for jobs. She took a job at the Gabber because Gertie was the only editor who didn’t see a blowjob as a prerequisite to employment. She worked on copy by day and fantasized about bloody revenge at night. Teddy Marshall Lewis and his klavern were all on her list.

“Is that hooch I smell?”

Gertie waddled in. He topped out at 5’5” and weighed at least two hundred pounds. His raincoat ran long to compensate for his girth. It trailed on the floor behind him like a cape.

“You’re too cute to drink whiskey straight, 'Bama.”

'Bama was his nickname for her, lest she forget where she was from. Vicki downed another shot. “And you’re too fat and short to hit on me.”

“Just stating the obvious.”

“So am I.”

He laughed and flopped down in a chair. The chair creaked and groaned. The chair took his weight. The chair was close to collapsing. He took off his hat and wiped the rain from his forehead. Vicki went back to the copy on her desk.

“You a boxing fan, Vale?”

She didn’t look up from the paper. “Ugly men beating each other in the face and making themselves uglier, what’s not to love?”

Gertie dug wax out of his ear. “I know you’re from fucking hicksville, USA, so you wouldn’t know about it, but there’s a cop on the city police who is a bit of a celebrity. Slam Bradley? Ring a bell?”

Vicki yawned. “Can’t say that it does.”

“He was famous for a bit in the late 30’s and early 40’s as a local fighter. Gotham’s Great White Hope. I’m working on a new segment for the paper with him, busting high-profile hopheads and other debauched celebrities while we ride shotgun.”

Sounded like shakedown city to Vicki. A chance to give people willing to pay a chance to avoid arrest and exposure. It sounded strictly from hunger to her. It reeked of gauche grifting.

Gertie scratched his neck. “And I want you working on it.”

She looked up. “Seriously?

Gertie winked. “I’m stretched too thin, 'Bama, something I can never say about myself in any other circumstances. And you've done a solid job at the copy desk. I hate to actually give out compliments, but you’ve earned a shot to wade into the mud.”

It was coming up on two years since she was hired. Two years of proofreading scandal sheet shit, grabbing lunch orders, and doing everything else but writing published pieces. Now she was being given a chance. Gertie raised an eyebrow.

“Well?”

“When do I get started?”

*****


05/22/47
3:45 AM

His dreams played on a reel.

Heat and mosquitoes. It’s the jungle. It’s a goddamn war and you’re not gonna survive. You will die on this shitty rock in the Pacific. Your death, in the name of taking over some godforsaken place called Guadalcanal, will be meaningless. You will never see your daughter again. You will never see… him again. You hear gunfire and Jap gibberish. You see Sergeant McRainey with a flamethrower. You hear the words:

BANZAI!

BANZAI!

BANZAI!

McRainey torches the trees. He brays like a donkey. Japs scream as the world goes up in flames.

Next reel: It’s cold. A pump shotgun in your hands. Red, numbing hands on cold gunmetal. Ambition coalesced with absolute justice, opportunity sprung forth. Bold dreams required bold action. Eight people dead. Heinous crimes required swift resolution. Shotgun justice. Shotgun Max took matters into his own hands.

Max jerked awake. Nightmare. He felt cold sweat on his forehead. Nearly six months sober. This was the price of price of bucking The Thirst. Night terrors and old debts accruing haunted his dream. He squinted through the dark of the bedroom at the clock on the wall. Almost four AM. Stirring at his side. Marcus rolled away from him. He got out of bed and found his glasses. He started to dress in the dark.

He sensed Driver waking up. Driver said, "Leaving?"

"I need to get back home before Mary wakes up. If she finds me gone that'll lead to a conversation I don't want to have. Plus I have to be at work at seven. I seem to recall you’re on the six to six shift."

A flash of light in the dark. Driver lit a cigarette. A red ember danced. Max could feel his eyes through the dark. They watched him. They asked the same thing he was asking himself. What did we do? And what are we going to do? Over five years years since their last coupling. It still was not enough time to kill the heat. He could feel it simmering even now, hours post copulation.

Max asked. “Will I see you later today?”

Driver blew smoke and played coy. “Depends on if I have a reason to go downtown."

“Make one up.”

“Is that an order?”

Max groped through the dark, found Marcus and his lips. Careful. A mostly chaste kiss. Something more would threaten to reignite it. He walked towards the door, came up short and looked back in the dark.

"Was it... the same as it was all those years ago?"

A long pause while Driver stubbed his cigarette ut. "God yes... and that's what I'm afraid of. Last time we treated it as a fling. It destroyed your marriage and I had to put my career on the backburner, but chalk it up to a one time thing. But, now? With you where you are in the PD?"

Max rested his forehead against the door. What he wanted to say: I would gladly sacrifice my career, this city, and everything short of my daughter to be with you. You are my salvation. You are the one who can save me from myself.

What came out: "I know."

Still dark when he stepped out into the morning. Warm and sticky and humid. A hot day coming up. He already felt sweat beading. His car was stashed two blocks away. His idea of being covert and careful. He walked down the sidewalk. A car started up down the block. Max felt his stomach go cold. He turned, saw a black coupe racing down the street. He tried to snag a plate number. The car had no lights on so no tag lights showing a plate. The car hauled ass down the street and faded in the distance.
Angel Eyes
Part II


Seattle
2009

Hunter’s Meadows.

It was the kind of neighborhood where even the air cost seven figures. Manicured lawns, mansions that started at three stories high, security cameras on every light pole, and an army of armed guards. We were following one of those guards that night. Bowron drove slowly behind the golf cart as it puttered through the little streets with too-cute names. I sat in the passenger seat and stared out the window.

“Look,” said Bowron. “They got a Ronald Reagan Drive.”

“I wonder where MLK Drive is.”

“On another fucking planet,” Bowron laughed. "We ain't on Earth anymore, Jones. Welcome to Planet Money."

I thought back to how I’d ended up here. It was late that Friday night, Bowron and I were preparing to end our eight-hour shift when Turner himself called us to his smoky corner office.

“Sergeant Bowron, Detective Jones,” he rapsed. “I know the two of you are on the way out, but I need you on a call. It’s...going to require a delicate touch.”

“Look no further, sir,” Bowron said a little too bright for my taste. “Whatever you need. Discretion is our middle name, right, John?”

“Just so,” I said neutrally.

The assistant chief grunted and reached for the smoldering cigar in the ashtray on his desk.

“Either of you familiar with the Maddox family?”

And we went from there. Turner gave Bowron the address and we headed to the outskirts of the city. The community was a gated one. We had to flash our badges and be approved by the Maddox family before the guards even let us in and then we were to be escorted. I took note of the security measures each step of the way. If what Turner told us was true, then I knew the first questions to ask.

“Look at this,” Bowron said as we pulled into the driveway. The four-story Spanish style mansion was lit up, every window facing the road had a soft glow of light behind it. “Turner said the house was small.”

“I guess it is,” I said. “If you compare it to Buckingham Palace.”

The security guard led us to the front door. A bulky man in an off-the-rack suit and tie opened the door. His blazer was baggy, but not baggy enough to hide the bulge of a shoulder holster and gun. I pegged him as either ex-cop or military.

“Wideman,” he said without offering a hand. “Mind if I see some ID, officers?”

Bowron and I flashed our badges. One he was satisfied, it was his turn to lead us along. We followed him through a foyer that could double as a two-car garage, and down a maze of long hallways. Finally, Wideman lead us into the empty study.

Amidst the shelves packed with books, there was what looked like a shrine to the home's owner. Photos of Charles Maddox shaking hands with the last three US Presidents, one of him in New York ringing the stock exchange bell, a cover of a financial magazine with a younger looking Maddox on the cover. Photos of family accompanied the ones of achievement, but Maddox was always in the middle of whatever was going on. That didn't surprise me at all. A man like that had to be center of attention in everything he did. For guys like Charles Maddox, if you weren't first you might as well have been last.

“Detectives.”

Charles Maddox stood at the entrance to the study. He was nearly as tall as me and thin, with salt and pepper hair, a sharp face, and even sharper eyes. Those eyes though were dulled by tears. I saw he had a piece of paper in his hand, he clutched it as if wringing it would achieve something.

“It’s my daughter.”

He held up the paper and I saw it: a crude message made out in cut out and pasted letters.

“She’s been kidnapped.”

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Now

There was a light drizzle out that night. Seattle’s reputation as a rainy city is a little overblown. While other cities get more rainfall, Seattle gets more than its share of light rains like this one. I had the collar of my raincoat turned up to ward off the rain.

It was just after last call and closing at Staccato’s. Momo paid me my flat nightly rate and it, plus the generous tips in the jar, meant I wouldn’t have to choose between eating and keeping power on in my apartment. Tucked under my shoulder was a manila folder, given to me by Bowron. I made my way to the Nite-Owl and found my usual booth waiting fo rme.

“What’ll it be, John?” Patty asked as I slid in.

“The usual,” I said. “How is the Oreo pie tonight?”

“Like me: dried out and sad.”

I smiled. “There’s no such thing as a bad Oreo. I’ll take a slice.”

I waited until she was gone before I cracked open the folder. The tattooed young man staring back at me was a stranger. Even though a decade had passed, I still knew what Caleb had looked like back then. I saw just a trace of the little boy in the mugshot in front of me.

Caleb’s record read like a lot of people who are caught up in drugs. Arrests for petty theft, drug possession, a few assaults. Because of his family’s wealth and influence he never did anything approaching hard time. In and out of rehab facilities that the typical addict couldn’t afford. A six month stretch in a juvenile facility three years earlier.

I thought back again to the boy I once knew. More than most people, and for obvious reasons, I tended to ruminate on things like fate. Can we really change our future, or has it been ordained before we're even born? Was this path of petty crime and addiction Caleb’s fate? Or had something facilitated it? There’s no doubt that that night all those years ago had left mental scars on the boy. As it had me, Bowron, and even his parents. I had responded by retreating from the world, Bowron sought justification in making rank. The Maddoxs? I don’t want to talk about how it effected him. Maybe this was how Caleb dealt with it?

“Here you go, hon,” Patty said as she plopped the coffee and pie in front of me.

If she took notice of the file in front of me, she had neglected to comment on it. I took a bite of the pie and immediately agreed with Patty’s earlier assessment: dried out and sad. But still… An Oreo was an Oreo. I took another bite and checked my watch. Almost three in the morning. Plenty of time to hit up skid row and see what kind of stories I could get from the Night People.
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So, he's Ron Swanson-lite.
Man, you just really want to compete with MB's Batman, don't you?


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Is he just human, or does he have any super-abilities? Aside from immortality.


Giving him anything more would make him OP.
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