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15 hrs ago
Current Cleverbird's fact of the day: The Pearlfish survives by hiding up a sea cucumber's butt. And they dont mind sharing their cozy hole with other Pearlfish either.
18 hrs ago
I just ate a whole tub of ice cream... I disgust myself...
1 day ago
2 week vacation! Whee!
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2 days ago
America, land of the free!* *Your mileage may vary. Education, healthcare and justice not included. Some pulling yourself by your bootstraps required.
2 days ago
Bombs aren't always bad. The universe started with a Big Bang. Makes you wonder: what do you suppose God was trying to destroy when it went off, and did it work?


Rumor has it, that the man behind Cleverbird is an Illustrator enthusiast who likes to spend a lot of time talking with the various voices in his head, who often boss him about a bit too much. He has never used the lens flare tool in his life, and neither does he plans to. His favorite software consists of Pringles 7, Caffeine V3 and Adobe Illustrator. He started out as a Photoshop user, but soon found vectors and said "Sweet". Can still open a bag of peanuts while holding down Ctrl + Alt + Shft + F. He prefers a dark room, making up characters like the Unburning Marshmallow King or Red Nose the Yellow Nosed Turtle. When he grows up, he wants to become a full time zombie. When not making up characters and doodling, he like to doodle and make up characters. When he was a paper boy, he used to bring around papers. He's currently a graphic designer, just trying to do whatever it is graphic designers are supposed to do. Master and creator of the "Messy tool". He can clean up a room, but instantly make it messy again simply by walking into it again.

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No need to push yourself!
I totally did not accidentally forget to reply and you have no proof.

Kind of a short post, mostly because I want to probe the sheriff for information~
L i l y "R E D" O a k l e y

Lily's eyes locked with the sheriff's as he looked her down. He seemed like the decent, honorable kind of man. His eyes showed experience. "I dont care how you feel about me, sheriff... I'm not here for you or your town." Lily spoke bluntly. "The farmstead, I want details. How many bodies? What condition were they in? Was anything stolen? What about the farm animals?" She fired off her questions in rapid succession, making it abundantly clear that she was had a potential link to this case.

If the assault on the farmstead was any similar to hers, the carnage probably wasn't much different. The gang that had raided her farmstead had left a bloody carnage, both in human and animal blood; yet hadn't bothered to actually steal anything. Not exactly typical behavior for a band of outlaws. it wasn't exactly the kind of scene one walked away from without losing a bit of themselves in the process.

For the first time in months, she felt an excitement rising. An itch running down her arms and into her trigger fingers. With any luck, her hunt for revenge would soon be sated.
I feel like I can win this
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Oh man, this has a serious State of Decay vibe to it and I'm loving it!
With everyone so inclined on playing capital ships, I suppose I should stick to what I was considering in the first place. Likely either the O'bannon or the Abraham Crijnssen.

I like big cannons and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a large calibre barrel in your face
You get sprung
Hmmm, having given it some more thought... I think I might just actually have to bow out. I feel like I'm focusing more on the war aspect of these ships and not so much the silly girl part, which I feel is going to bite me in my ass when this thing gets underway.
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