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2 days ago
Current Fantasy football is Dungeons and Dragons for guys that used to beat up the kids that played Dungeons and Dragons.
3 days ago
Dear mosquitoes, please return to hell where you belong. Sincerely, me.
3 days ago
The reason Walmart still has greeters is because Vampires need to be invited into a building and Walmart wants their money as well.
4 days ago
The best part about the Witcher 3 coming to the Switch, is that he can now appear in Smash Ultimate.
5 days ago
I used to be a fan of Bethesda, but then I took a Fallout 76 to the knee.


Rumor has it, that the man behind Cleverbird is an Illustrator enthusiast who likes to spend a lot of time talking with the various voices in his head, who often boss him about a bit too much. He has never used the lens flare tool in his life, and neither does he plans to. His favorite software consists of Pringles 7, Caffeine V3 and Adobe Illustrator. He started out as a Photoshop user, but soon found vectors and said "Sweet". Can still open a bag of peanuts while holding down Ctrl + Alt + Shft + F. He prefers a dark room, making up characters like the Unburning Marshmallow King or Red Nose the Yellow Nosed Turtle. When he grows up, he wants to become a full time zombie. When not making up characters and doodling, he like to doodle and make up characters. When he was a paper boy, he used to bring around papers. He's currently a graphic designer, just trying to do whatever it is graphic designers are supposed to do. Master and creator of the "Messy tool". He can clean up a room, but instantly make it messy again simply by walking into it again.

Most Recent Posts

I think we lost him to the snow.
I'm simply too clever for some folk
No need to push yourself!
I totally did not accidentally forget to reply and you have no proof.

Kind of a short post, mostly because I want to probe the sheriff for information~
L i l y "R E D" O a k l e y

Lily's eyes locked with the sheriff's as he looked her down. He seemed like the decent, honorable kind of man. His eyes showed experience. "I dont care how you feel about me, sheriff... I'm not here for you or your town." Lily spoke bluntly. "The farmstead, I want details. How many bodies? What condition were they in? Was anything stolen? What about the farm animals?" She fired off her questions in rapid succession, making it abundantly clear that she was had a potential link to this case.

If the assault on the farmstead was any similar to hers, the carnage probably wasn't much different. The gang that had raided her farmstead had left a bloody carnage, both in human and animal blood; yet hadn't bothered to actually steal anything. Not exactly typical behavior for a band of outlaws. it wasn't exactly the kind of scene one walked away from without losing a bit of themselves in the process.

For the first time in months, she felt an excitement rising. An itch running down her arms and into her trigger fingers. With any luck, her hunt for revenge would soon be sated.
I feel like I can win this
In Hey 8 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum
No u
Oh man, this has a serious State of Decay vibe to it and I'm loving it!
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