Cpt Toellner

Number 10

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Approaching the Guild's 10 year anniversary

We were gods once.

2020, a reminder

As an adult, I realize I have only 2 fears:

"adult"

What if Spam was trapped on an island?

Weaponize Hank.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a daunting task ahead of us. In the days and years ahead will will fight, not as individual warriors, but as a team, a legion. We will fight to preserve the security, rights, and happiness of all citizens of Earth, to ensure the future of our brilliant home-world. No matter what happens in the times ahead, we will ensure that none forget of Mother Earth and the trails she has been through. I have no more use for large speeches, I have assembled the best team here. You know what must be done, see to it."

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@catchamber

There is no Governor's mansion, I stay in a mobile base built inside a massive ship that navigates the oceans. I travel with a bulk force of peacekeepers in order to respond quickly to any and all problems.

The council will soon learn the errors of castrating my power, Earth will always be the power here.

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I shall govern Earth fairly.

you wake up. it is the medieval ages again. what do you do?

Bring a bunch of random things and convince them all that I'm a great wizard.