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Current its been a week and i still dont feel 24...
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born today, dead tomorrow
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9 mos ago
Barbie: a provocative piece that shows the disparity in gender roles in today's society using the representation and marketing schemes of children's toys as a medium. Oppenheimer: bomb bad ☢️ 👎
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Watched the Barbie movie in all black and guyliner. Watching Oppenheimer in a pink polo tomorrow.
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10 mos ago
I hate clocking out early because the power went out. I want muh hours ffs
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Alright cool! I actually did have an Edelfelt character in mind from the beginning, although I was waiting for another person to do Twin 1 before I did. I didn't realized that at that point, our slots were already determined. Cool with how things are, now, tho!
I do have an idea for an IJA Master. I had something in mind involving him, Berserker, and possibly a Master of the German Faction.

Basically, my IJA Master could have been in contact with Germany as a spy or some other sort of operative. Either a German faction member could have given him Fafnir's catalyst, or knowingly letting him steal it, with the intention that they will easily beat Fafnir since they have Sigurd in their ranks. IJA Master then gives Berserker to one of the founding families who don't have a sufficient catalyst to summon a Servant.
He done

EDIT: Added another paragraph to his personality.


Well, then, here's mine!


I'm cool with either. Private is fun, but I kind of want to reveal who my Servant is.
Will Servant profiles be kept secret, or are we putting them out loud and proud?
Jimmy Chong

5:46 AM, March 10th 2020

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil




The sun rises slowly on the horizon, a mesmerizing glow being produced as the sun's rays bounced off the shore. It was a beautiful morning, and being here early in the morning meant having to run into less people. It's exactly the reason why this morning in particular was perfect for a certain person...

A white-haired man of Asian descent jogged down by the shoreline, wearing a white tank-top and a pair of beach shorts. The light layer of sweat dripping from his body as he moved indicated that he had been active for a while. Soon, he reached a rather large rock, stopping and leaning by it. His slim, built form was made even more apparent after he took off his tank top off, hanging it over his shoulder and walking around the rock. After taking a short moment to cool down.

...

Jimmy laid back on a hammock, a chilled bottle of Corona Light in his hands with a lemon slice sticking out its mouth. He adjusted his shades as the glare of the sun bounced off them. Underneath the hammock was a small gym bag, a pair of nice running shoes holding it down as a sort of weight. It was an easy life for Jimmy as he laid low in Brazil. After the incident with the goggles, he felt like his imminent comeback wouldn't be as great if he were incarcerated soon after. All his assets have been frozen, as well, due to his coma, so paying for a nice and expensive lawyer won't be the easiest thing to do, now.

For the past few months, Jimmy Chong has made it by through doing the odd job here and there, using his powers in order to make things a bit faster. Chafing under the need to make a living like a normal person, Jimmy would be sorely out of his comfort zone if not for the fact that he could go wherever he wants to for vacation. He also has become some sort of local celebrity in the form of A Rapidez, stopping crime when it happens, but mostly just walking old ladies down th street or helping with groceries. The costume was easy to come up with, too... he literally just superglued cotton onto a diving suit and a pair of goggles and called it a day. Of course, he has a real costume in the works, right now, which will hopefully be done in the next week or so.

Jun is calling...

Ah, speak of the devil.

"What's up?"

"You know, you're still famous for the guy who destroyed part of New York."

"Ah, man, people are still hung up over that? And it wasn't even all my fault, anyway! I didn't know some flying guy who could lift a bus happened to be in the same state I was in..."

"Yeah, but you could've avoided that altogether if you had just laid low like you're doing right now."

"And what, be painted as a coward by the news? Besides, 'menace' has a better ring to it, anyway, don't you think?"

"Ugh... why did I ever agree to help you, again?"

"I wasn't the one who made that weird synthetic blood that put me in a coma. That's why..."

"You have to bring that up every time we talk, do you? Well, whatever, I've got some good news for you."

"What'chu got?"

"The suit's just about ready. Just working on recreating those goggles. How the hell did they make these in the 40s, anyway?"

"Don't know, ask the military. When do you think you'll have it done?"

"In about... three to four days, actually. It'd be alot faster if you weren't so insistent on making me recreating those goggles, though."

"I have to give the old ones back, either way. It'd be reallt weird if I was running around wearing stolen goggles on my face, after all."

"Yeah, well, just see me at my shop in about five days. You'll like what I did with the suit."

"So long as it doesn't turn me into a lightning bolt, again... ah, hell, some tourist got her selfie-stick stolen. I'll talk to you, later."

"Take care, celebrity."

...

Jimmy put his phone back into his pocket before taking another sip from his beer. As he started putting his running shoes back on, he smiled to himself.

"Celebrity, huh? Has a nice ring to it..."
Valerio Vexx

Wilderness




Valerio shuffled his cards as he and his allies searched the caves, a bored expression on his face. He feels like he should have consulted the Harrow before they started venturing out, but decides to not dwell on it too much. Still, however, his paranoia slowly became apparent the longer they traveled through the wilderness. For a moment, he decided to look around, himself. As he surveyed the general area, Valerio hears some rustling in the trees.

"Damn it, it's an ambush, isn't it?" Valerio questioned, drawing a card as he looked up to the trees. All he found instead was but a lowly squirrel, doing naught but... mocking him?

"... False alarm." Valerio grunted, eyeing the squirrel with annoyance. As an attempt to forget whatever he just did, Valerio figured he would continue by scanning the area for any latent magic. Whispering the words to himself and waving his hands in the air, Valerio had cast Detect Magic. As the faint wave of scrying magic slowly pulsed throughout the area, Valerio's readings indicate that there seems to be nothing of magical origin in the immediate area. Before he could detect some more, however, the telltale sound of chuckling continues to break his train of thought.

Turning back around, Valerio once again spots the squirrel, laughing more frantically than before. Valerio also has the feeling that somehow, the squirrel is insulting his mother. Losing his patience, Valerio decided to cast another spell. Touch of Fatigue. Maybe this will shut that rat up...

What followed was a short dispute. Well, dispute's a bit of a strong word... The squirrel leaped on Valerio, biting and clawing at him as he frantically began to beat it to death with his club, his thrown card missing and flying back into his other hand. The squirrel had scurried across the gambler's body as a means to evade his attacks, causing the gambler to hit himself a few times trying to catch the dastardly beast. Finally, after a short display of man-screaming and wild swinging, Valerio had managed to finally beat the woodland creature, raising it in the air victoriously, before dropping it on the ground. As he took a breath, relishing his victory, stifled laughter could be heard from the direction of the party. Turning towards them, he had noticed that Detta had been holding back her laughter.

It was at this moment that Valerio realized how much of a fool he looked like.

"Ah, I was just... finding us lunch!" Valerio had said, with a nervous smile. "How about any of you help me pack it up? I'll be here, looking for a... a stick! Squirrel on a stick! Anyone ever tried one of those? They are divine."

The half-elf felt like he will never live this down. Ever.
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