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3 yrs ago
Current I’M ONE OF THE TOMATOES!
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4 yrs ago
*does an awoo*
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4 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
“And before you ask, YES! THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!!”
6 yrs ago
And then John was a zombie.

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@DarkBark ...Didn’t realize I hadn’t marked this as “Full” yet. Thanks for the heads up, and I’m sorry for the confusion.
Master CS will be in tonight. Stay tuned.
@Loony Don’t worry. I do a lot of edits, too. And the post looks fine to me, don’t worry~
@Red Alice All right. Master sheet inbound, then.
@Reflection Oh, okay. Thanks~
@Red Alice Is the Servant CS okay, at least?
Maybe it's the sleep deprivation, but I had way too much fun writing this.
Had Haruka been present for most of the bickering that was currently taking place, she might've scoffed and rolled her eyes. Thankfully for everyone involved, she was not, deciding as soon as a box of condoms had fallen out of the gas station attendant's hair that she had been sufficiently weirded out for the day. She would soon find out she was wrong, but for now she could live with her comfortable delusion. Instead, she'd wandered down one of the paths that led out of the clearing- far enough away that she couldn't hear details, but not so far that she'd be on her own should she be attacked by a wild animal or something. Not that she'd seen or heard any wild animals nearby, but given how strange her day had been, she wouldn't put it past the universe to disgorge a honey badger from a portal over her head or something.

...And clearly she needed some coffee and food soon, because that sentence sounded crazy, even to her.

She perked an ear back to what was apparently an argument ensuing over where the rest of the weirdos were congregating. She shuddered slightly. She did not do well with people. Especially freaks like all of them. Not that she was any better, whispered a traitorous part of her mind- a part that she quickly squashed under the force of her disdain. She focused again on her surroundings- lots of trees, a weird, pale, pastel blue sky, and not a hell of a lot else. A spike of fear lanced through her chest as she again tried to process what exactly had happened to them. And more importantly, why?

A rustling in the bushes off to the side cut that train of thought off for now, and Haruka went ramrod straight in fear, as thoughts of being mauled to death by badgers or whatever again forced their way into her mind. She reached for the belt knife she kept in her jacket pocket- not really sanctioned by her workplace, obviously, but she was way past giving a fuck- as she turned toward the sound she'd heard a moment before. For a moment, nothing happened. Then there was another rustle, and the slightest of movements. Haruka flinched, then sank into a ready position, in case anything tried to lunge.

"...Hello?" God, she hated how scared she sounded. "Is anyone... anything there?"

Silence. Then another rustle, another movement, both greater than before. Haruka took a step back, ready for anything...

...Or so she thought, as a small, rocky dragon- an honest-to-gods dragon- waddled out of the bush in front of her, looking up at her face with surprisingly large, soulful eyes. Haruka's brain shut down.

"What." Then the thing spoke.

"I-is it really you? Is it time?"

"What." Apparently, this answer was good enough for the dragon, as it smiled exuberantly (how the fuck?) and leapt toward her, shouting an equally-exuberant, "FINALLY!!"

"AHH FUCK WHAT--" shouted Haruka as thing tackled/hugged around her legs, bowling her over with the force of its excitement. And the thing just kept talking.

"I knew it! I knew I was right to listen, everyone else said it would never happen, and I was like, 'nuh-uh, they'll totally be here--'"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK--"

"--and now you're here, so I was right, so HA, I was totally right, and gosh, it's so good to meet you finally-"

"WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK--"

"--but you should probably stop screaming and breathe, 'cause I may not know much about humans, but I know humans need to breathe to keep functioning properly, and you haven't done that for a while--"

"GET OFF OF ME!" shouted Haruka, kicking at the rocky little beast, and only getting a sore foot out of it. Damn little thing was as sturdy as hell. The dragon apparently got the gist, as its eyes widened in shock as it scrambled off of her legs.

"Oh, yeah, sorry. You, uh... must have gotten quite a shock, coming here, seeing me... I didn't even bother to ask how you were, I just got so excited--" The dragon stopped its rambling as Haruka raised a hand, still gasping for breath after her screaming fit.

"...Okay. Explanation. Now. Short and sweet, Rocky."

The thing tilted its head in confusion for a second, then seemingly shrugged and went on. "Well, uh... it's pretty simple, I guess. The Lady told me to come here and wait for some humans to show up. I'd been waiting here for a while, and then you showed up. So I guess I did what I was supposed to."

It was amazing how much, and simultaneously how little, that explanation actually explained. Haruka shook her head. At least I know one thing- someone knew we'd be here. Someone knew this would happen.

"Okay... and... why, exactly, were you waiting for me?"


The little dragon brightened up again. "Oh, that's easy! To be your partner, of course!"

...

...Okay, she had nothing for that.

"...What."

"Your partner, silly! That's why you're here, isn't it? You're a Digidestined! And I'm your Digimon!"

...

"...WHAT."



((OOC: Let the insanity begin~ *lightning and thunder while I laugh maniacally*))
Update tonight. Prepare for Digimon~
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