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I'd like to think I've matured with age but then on weekends I watch cartoons and eat too much sugar cereal in my pajamas so if anything I've stayed the same.
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I've watched the trailer for The Marvels a dozen times already you can't stop me I've needed this this is my heroin and my herione. Wordplay.
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How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Seabiscuit
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If there's anything that brings this community together it is dunking on people who bring their own shit onto themselves. It's like schadenfreude!
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Well if about 90% of the population disagrees, and your main experience is then it's probably not gospel.


But 90 percent of the population doesn't disagree? Even people that like the game have pointed out is numerous flaws and its most vocal critics aren't exaggerating. Skyrim is an INCREDIBLY flawed game from a gameplay and design standpoint, but then it's by the studio that shipped an actually broken level up system in Oblivion and pisses all over lore with Fallout so what did we expect.

Look, I've played Skyrim multiple times over long ass hours and points on your post was an exaggeration to say the least, and you used your exaggerated points to prove an overarching exaggerated point.


Or maybe your long ass hours have blinded you? It can't be good for the eyes.

This


Okay let me count.

The Companions: 6
College: 8
Thieves Guild: 12
Dark Brotherhood: 12

It is not at all an exaggeration to say that you don't have to do much at all to complete these guild quests. The entire guild system works on you having an endless supply of radiant quests which are one off things. In the Companions you go kill something somewhere and come back and it's like five minutes with quick travel, maybe ten if you don't have anything close enough unlocked. You can join the College of Winterhold at level one and be the archmagister by level 3. You just do five things and then have a bunch of one off collection missions to fill the gap.

This, because it depends on your play style.


Your playstyle doesn't make the insane number of spelunking quests to kill bandits or find yet another 'puzzle' where it's owl or bird or snake plates and a radial door any different. Your playstyle is how you kill the things between you and yet another spinning door puzzle. The reason the whole stealth archer meme exists is because that was literally the fastest way to get through that stuff.

And this for instance.


Which is accurate? The large majority of side quests and damn near every radiant quest consists of talking to person A, going to location X, and getting thing Y. What those are change or sometimes you'll have to talk to person B after person A. But it still doesn't make for a particularly engaging gameplay loop when your objectives are five ways of doing the same thing. Blood on the Ice and some of the Daedric quests are remembered fondly precisely because they break the monotony of the fetch quest nature of the side quests.

I wasn't trying to call your post shit in general. I was saying that calling it a bad game because you found a lot of it dull yourself when a lot of people didn't, and you provide little in the amount of reasoning that wasn't somewhat exaggerated, had to say it sounded like someone who posts vids on youtube so they can shit on a game.


I think Skyrim is a bad game because it's the melting pot of Bethesda RPG design distilled down into the basics of the basics that was only topped in outright simplicity and poor choices by Fallout 4's entire existence. I don't think Skyrim is bad just because I find it dull or the gameplay/combat actually outright terrible. I could go into what makes Skyrim a bad game and why Bethesda are snake oil salesmen but how much time do you have and do you really care.

Someone being critical of a game doesn't mean they are just doing it to shit on it. And someone not liking something you like doesn't invalidate your opinions. It's okay to be critical of the things you love. I criticize my favorite games with the same intensity I criticize things like Skyrim. I wouldn't be so critical of the studio if I didn't know they could and SHOULD be doing better than they are. Bethesda has not made a truly great game and The Elder Scrolls series is just more disappointing than anything else. I wanted to like Skyrim. I probably did at some point in 2011. I probably did to the point where I bought all the DLC. I wanted to like it so much that it's still installed on my computer and every so often I consider re-installing mods and maybe giving it another shake. And inevitably the same conclusion is reached: "Yeah but will I have fun?"

And the answer is no.

Well the answer is more "Probably for about an hour as I see how I can actually break this thing with all these mods" and then I have a depressed sigh because no amount of awesome lighting and overhaul mods can fix the core experience.

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I didn't say you were quoting them verbatim. ;)


Perhaps if these so-called 'angry reviewers' and I have similar points then clearly it's not just pissing in the wind.
While I think Fabs been listening to too many angry game reviewers


No, because I can form an opinion without yelling and swearing and never making a point in a thirty minute video.
Well for starters I would've had the world be more reactive to your progress through it. So much of the game feels limp because major events that should realistically impact the world kind of don't. The Civil War aspect is terrible because it's basically another guild quest chain like the Thieves Guild or something. The inconsequential dialog is far too static and based solely on which tree you have the most shit in rather than, say, the fact that you're kind of a big deal. More diverse quests would have also been welcome. When the game was in development a great deal was said about the dynamic, radiant quests but in actuality it's just an endless series of fetch quests that get foldered into the miscellaneous tab or else it's diving into another prefab cave to kill like six bandits.

The strong part of Skyrim, which is the strong part of any given Bethesda game, is the big dumb world. Bethesda knows how to make a world that rewards exploration (the quality of the world is debatable but ehhh) but they utterly fail at giving a reason to stick with it long term. The various guild quests are poor because you do like five things and suddenly you're the hotshit leader after an hour. It's so wrapped up in being a power fantasy that it ultimately makes the power fantasy part less interesting because, again, the world is so god damn static.

The questlines WERE dull, particularly the side quests. I can't speak to the main quests because every time I play Skyrim I wind up installing mods for like five hours then I start a game and get bored right around the time you fight the first dragon and I'm done after like an hour and a half. But side quests boiled down to talk to person A, go to place, kill x or find y or kill x AND find y then report back to person A for a leveled reward. In a game that takes pride in letting you "do what you want" the things you wind up doing are remarkably similar.

How would I have made Skyrim better?

By making it a good game.
Was she even calling anyone here racist with that comment? Because like...no?
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Policy that you don't agree with? It's racist. Politics you don't like? Racist. Opposing political views? Racist. Someone has the audacity to disagree in [current year]? Racist. But if you defend yourself against these accusations? That's proof of racism, of course.

You could set your watch by it at this point.


We can also set watches by comments like this so really everyone's gonna have accurate as fuck watches. We'll never be late for the shitshow ever again.

Racist is more upsetting a word than retard at this point.
While I'd think the White House could comment about itself...I...can't in all honesty say that they aren't lying...


It's not lying when it's alternative facts.
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