║ 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿/𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ║
Name of student:Mackenzie Maya Lin Kenzi Lin
Date of birth:8/13
Age (at the time of Camp): 16
Name you prefer to be called (if different):Kenzi
Grade:Junior in the fall
T-Shirt Size: Adult LRG
fuck you i like baggy shit
Name of Parent/Guardian/Primary Contact:My parents are fucking dead to me Amber Lin and Steve. No last name, just fucking Steve
Mailing Address:Fuck you need my address for, stalker? 420 S. Fuck Off Street 2600 Whitewing, Castle Pines, CO
Phone number:867-5309 720-863-0985
Email address you check frequently:beatsbykay@gmail.com
Best way to contact you?Don't
What is your race/ethnicity? Cauc-Asian cuz 'Mackenzie' is white people names Asian American/Other
*Knowing the demographic makeup of our campers/community can assist in grant writing, intentional outreach, and more -- please respond if you feel comfortable.
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║ 𝗘𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘁 & 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ║
Contact's name, number, relationship: Amber Lin. Good luck calling her, the bitch is in Europe
Do you have any medical conditions, allergies, or special needs the staff should know about? I've got a big dick and nothing to stick it in N/A
Do you have any behavioral or emotional issues the staff should know about? The staff can suck my tits N/A
Are you taking any medications to treat these conditions? No
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║ 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘁 ║
Noteworthy appearance traits: Fuck you is there a dress code? Why I gotta express myself? Fuck off, I wear shirts and shorts and shoes and shit and my eyes are green like the hunnids I got.
Quirks: - Quirks are
- For short haired
- Basic bitches
Hobbies: - Makin' rain
- Doin' lines
- 'Member the name
- Freshest rhymes
- In the game
Aspiration(s): Why? This ain't one of those 'kumbaya around the fire' camps is it?
Fear(s): I dunno. Ain't got time to be afraid.
Likes/Dislikes: ✔ Gotta Catch 'Em all, bitch, call me Squirtle, cuz I be makin' hoes Water Gun yeah they squirters
✔ Where no bitch gone before, yeah call me Captain Kirk; think you worth a shit when ya can't even twerk
✔ Heard me right, yo, I like balls in my tea cuz standin' next to you they the biggest balls I see.
✖ White bitches out here actin like Beyonce when the only thing they got's a Pumpkin Spice Latte
✖ My voice put in work, see, it'll take me super far; I'm out here grindin' while you struggle on guitar
✖ Fuck off I just gave you bars for free, you wanna know what else I hate? Fuckin come ask me.
Brief history: A foul mouthed trouble maker who, after failing to get a high enough test score thanks to a suspension following an incident at a school talent show, finds herself forced to attend summer camp while her family has a European vacation. Full of anger towards this chain of events, she won't stop until she's broken anything and everything she can.
Extra information: She carries around a metallic bat at almost all times. Until she swings at a person it's not deemed as a weapon. She knows the rules.