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15 hrs ago
Current If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.
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1 day ago
IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.
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9 days ago
Where's a whip, there's a way!
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1 mo ago
I don't know where to even start when it comes to just how ruined my weekend has just become.
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1 mo ago
Having jaw ache due to a lymphatic node swelling ain't fun.
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Týfurkh still felt his body aching here and there, but the -- albeit relative -- comfort of staying underground for a while had helped to mend a few internal things here and there so all in all he felt ready to go again. Luckily none of his equipment had gone lost, but it had required some effort to restock on bolts for his crossbow. It was a big weapon and not just any bolt did justice to it. A projectile too small and light wasted a lot of energy and reduced its efficiency, others didn't fit into it in the first place and would snag or completely derail on their way out. What Týfurkh had ended up with were a few bolts freshly fabricated, a custom-made creation whose quality would hopefully keep up to the high standards of what he had brought with him into the city.

"I am ready!" Týfurkh called out, the thudding of his steps indicating that he was in full armor. A few new small scratches and dents here and there, but they only added to the others and didn't impair functionality. "If I may suggest something then it's that I could try to lure some of the guards away by making some noise that only they can hear. I could also try to kill a few of those standing on the wall with my weapon, but I'm not convinced that this would be the best idea."

The man looked at his companions, checking whether he had their full attention or not before continuing: "Maybe we should not take the direct route but use some of the other entraces this wall is bound to have ? I don't know this place, but at least in the Nation Of Hearing any big city fortification has inner tunnels and plenty of entries or exits towards the settlement it is protecting. We could take one of those further away from the gate and rush forward through these tunnels. If we're lucky we arrive as a surprise and could disable everybody before anyone can run away and tell the remainder that we're there. The moment they find out about our position we will likely be outnumbered quickly anyway, so better make this quick and hideous I think!"

It all happened a little fast for Maël. What had first seemed to be hardly anything more than an unexpected holdup until they'd have dealt with some petty wannabe thieves developed into an ambush of the supernatural sort. The man suddenly let go of the bag and the frenchman failed to hold its weight in time due to the unexpectancy. The suitcase dropped onto Maël's shoes, hitting his big toe and causing pain. That was nothing against the sight of the individual's teeth though. Obviously in shock and somewhat frightened, Maël stumbled backwards and nearly lost his footing due to one half of it still being wedged in between the floor and the suitcase.

Who were they ? This could not be just some random occurrence, it had to be something with a plan!
How could they have known this ? Was it related to the attacks they had come here for to investigate ?
And what should they do ? Flee and hope for police and other people to hold them back while they'd make a run for it ? Or start a fight on the spot ? Worst of all there was no time for communication: Clive would probably go crazy and then the officials would go crazy as well. This was an airport!

Another surge of pain. This time much, much more pronounced and coming from a much more unexpected place. Maël raised his arm and looked down onto it. Val's impact in the shop had not only littered the ground with many Shades Of Grey, but also with glass shards. One of them now was stuck firmly in his left hand while the other had many cuts on its fingers. Someone knew the thin line between insanity and cunning...

The threshold was about to be crossed. Maël leaned against one of the massive columns and pressed against his hand as hard as he could in an attempt to quench the pain while, because of that and the overall distraction, there were not enough mental resources left to fight against himself. He saw Edgar deploy some weird kind of his own magic and it felt like a Get Out of Jail Free card: If more 'reasonable' people could do supernatural things in the public so could he! It was the point when Maël's vision turned into a mess in red and Eleanor's Merlin-meter might have had to switch to another measurement range. What had been invisible connection points grew into a swarm of tiny portals to another world floating around him, happily eating away at the nearby concrete in order to clear the space for what they were bringing in. It was like the non-sci-fi equivalent of tiny drones working on a starship while it was already in flight and not only happened on the outside, but also inside Maël's body simultaneously. It was the reason why Edgar, if using his mind-reading abilities, would hear nothing but unintelligible noise. Maël's mind and brain was under reconstruction, quite literally.

By the time the magical cocoon started to vanish a pair of large eyes started observed their surroundings. They were a mixture of pitch black and ember, no pupils or iris to be seen. Pretty much the only way to guess what they were looking at was to backtrack the direction the head was pointing. Right now it pointed towards Edgar.

Mind-read this, my favorite quizmaster: I don't need a chain to immobilize someone. I'll just twist the part below your knee until your toes point the right way... again. It would be the first time for you to actually be a decrepit old man instead of just making a mock out of decrepit old men by faking being one, right ?

The pair of almost ridiculously large horns turned a few degrees to watch what strange things Eleanor was doing. She was... typing on her phone, now ?

Oh yeah, just keep taking your smartphone addiction to the next level! Maybe your app even has a real-time money calculator for all the damage that will undoubtedly happen ? Please tell me, I need more motivation! And why is Val crawling away! Doesn't she have some kind of drug to just make any dangers disappear in her own reality ?

Those with a more sensitive nose would notice early that things started to smell a bit like fireworks. Or rather... Maël smelled a bit like fireworks as he had gained that certain, sulphuric aura around him. That was not the only new thing though as the tip of his tail suddenly slammed against a nearby wastebin. It flew over the battlefield into the direction of tethered-to-an-eldritch-hole-man, tumbling and spraying any contents along its trajectory and the lines of gravity. Some of those halfway eaten cookies, one-time coffee cups, sticky plastic bags and other disposables had a good chance of hitting members of the Sunday Group without evasive maneuvers being taken, but the primary goal was to gain their enemies' attention as the metal container hit the intended head partially before crashing into what remained of the shop's window.

Not to forget you two morons: You designated yourself for eradication. The good news is that an annihilation device has just powered up!

Maël moved forward on all four limbs, fingernails turned into small cones of claw leaving probably not so temporal imprints in the linoleum. Despite still being perfectly capable of bipedal locomotion, behaving like a quadruped had a few advantages he had had the opportunity to discover: More grip, combatants struggling with something that did no longer reach the height expected from a fully grown man, more length of his tail available for grabbing things and, last but not least, the fact that his tremendously large horns would not scoop up the hung ceiling as he was moving around, but could be used for impaling things instead.

He reached the small puddle of saliva one of the two monsters had deposited when opening its mouth for the first time and dipped his tongue right into it. There was a lot of dust, rubber from countless shoes of countless passengers and other shit, but also a taste to be remembered. Maybe a detailed enough description later on could provide some hints towards what they're dealing with ? One could never know if there'd be enough of a high quality corpse left for an autopsy, so better to take some samples right away while his infernal stomach could handle them.

Speaking of samples... As Maël opened his newly designed mouth one could see that its inner workings indeed had potential for... taking bloody samples so to speak. That was assuming that he wouldn't use the remainder of his refurbished body to rip even bigger samples off his object of study. Said remainder pretty much yelled 'Toughness!' from top to bottom and approached the chained individual at rapidly increasing speed. Edgar's mysterious chain was good, but it had two significant flaws: That guy could still move around in circles whose radii matched its length and even an indestructible chain could separate from the object it was holding in place by said object lacking enough structural strength itself.

It appeared that Maël was trying to find out about the latter as he was going for a head-on collission.

@Penny How would you like posts to be designed in fights: Should we just describe our characters actions and leave the outcome open or are we allowed to state the outcome of their actions to some more or less degree ?
I'm trying to find the switch to turn back on the roleplaying part of me, but before that happened I was wondering whether a demon rampaging in Seattle Airport would actually help the situation or make it unsalvageable.
I would like to request for my character to be put on hold. I've been struggling for longer, but recent events over the past couple of days now have extinguished my RP motivation. I just don't feel like I could produce anything good anymore and watching the site fills me with more bad than good emotions, so I've decided to go on an indefinite hiatus. Could be days, could be weeks, could be forever.

I'm sorry.
I'll withdraw in order to make room for better characters on the back burner :)
I'd like to ask about the term 'being on the back burner'. I understand it from a language point of view, but what are the conditions for a transition back off the back burner?
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