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OldGuild Reunion Thread

Oldfag unite.

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OldGuild Reunion Thread

If you were posting on RPG back in 2012,
if you remember sprite comics and blorbs,
if you're a veteran of the countless and ultimately pointless wars in Spam,
if you remember the Great Schism of Spam and Member's Lounge,
if you read those weird plays I wrote,
if you remember VivianLatreal,
if you you cybered with Ocean Eyes,
if you remember-remember-the-Fifth-of-September because of Code Guru instead of Guy Fawkes,
if your visitor messages were raided by Anime Penis FemmeHitler,
if you voted Sora for Queen in the RPG Awards,
if you were personally exposed to the Dexfoot,
if you accessed the guild chat through Mibbit,
if you roleplayed with Brovo,
if you argued with Jorick,
if you remember when Contra Fates was made admin,
if you remember that eleven year old who claimed she could do calculus and swam professionally,
if you were spammed by NatsumeHack,
if The_Nexerus corrected your grammar,
if you grabbed an internet drink at Bela's Bar,
if you played Rabbit Doubt,
if you remember mdk, TheMammoth, EnRohbi, The Doctor,
if you swore allegiance to Toellner's Legion
if you witnessed Hank rise from the dead and return from a permaban,
if you remember Vile World,
if Griever ever made you physically uncomfortable,
if you posted in the original Post Yo Pikcha thread,
if you remember the .gif war threads before .gif reactions went mainstream,
if you lost uncountable hours of written content when the OldGuild went down,
and if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma,
you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Drop by and say hey.

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Eve Online: Reporting From the Front Lines

The Siege of O1Y

So it's been a few days.

The war continues, and we're still winning. More systems fall every day. The Imperium is starting to show some signs of life, with notorious Imp flight commander and neckbeard Dabigredboat declaring yesterday that he'd take O1Y back from the Horde in two days' time. So far they have been largely unsuccessful, but a major Imperium operation put our station under siege. I outfitted a frigate with a cloaking device and hung out on the periphery of the battle, where I managed to snap that dank photo up there.

I haven't been participating in offensive operations seeing as real life is a bitch, but when I log on I get to hop from system to system defending our territory from the marauding raiders threatening our carebear PvE players. Over the past couple of weeks we've entrenched ourselves in our little constellation, expanding from O1Y-ED into the neighboring systems of K4YZ-Y and L-CSBU (You can find the map of the region here with our system of O1Y-ED outlined in black). For the most part defending our territory entails ganging up on one or two ships attempting to blow up mining ships or capture control points. Dozens of Horde pilots swarm these pirates in cheap ships and wear them down, inflicting far more damage than we take.

I'm flying a Wolf-class assault frigate now, which is dope. Had a few close calls where I almost lost it, including a fleet op where we faced off against a siege fleet of stealth bombers and a scrap today with a lone battlecruiser fitted with anti-frigate missiles. I snapped a quick picture of my battle-damaged ship as I was fleeing the scene.

Also I posted again, which is one more post than anyone was expecting, I imagined.

HEY GUYS I'M ALIVE!

Jesus go back to iwaku I'm sure those nerds will happily fellate your toes