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4 yrs ago
Current Just wanna make a quick announcement for whoever cares: [@Crab Bane] and I are no longer in a relationship. It wasn't a bad break-up, at least not for me, but I hope him and I can stay on good terms.
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4 yrs ago
[@PsyBlade] Absolutely!
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4 yrs ago
[@Cleverbird] Literally my BF and I whenever we play Monster Hunter together.
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4 yrs ago
[@PsyBlade] Why do you want the Lapras to go away? It's one of my favorites. :C
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4 yrs ago
Today's my birthday! ❤
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Bio

This bio is outdated-ish and will be updated when I'm in the mood.



Things to know about Garland:
-Real name is Iris
-Canadian
-Genderfluid
-Pansexual
-Happily Taken
-Visionary
-Hates school
-Music nut(Rock, Metal, and "Weird Al" Yankovic are my favorites)
-Discord is Garland#5464 if you want to contact me there

Here's my personal Spotify playlist, if you're interested.



RP Info:
-Can play both male and female characters; has a preference for the latter
-Loves monster girls
-Likes the Romance, Slice of Life, Modern, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and especially Mecha genres

Shoot me a PM if you're interested in doing a 1x1 RP together. I like writing shit.

Most Recent Posts

Please change my name to GarlandChaos.

Thank you in advance.
Welcome! Enjoy your stay!
Woot! Sign me up!
Interested. PM me, please.
Heya! Welcome to the guild, and enjoy your stay! <3
My body is ready and so is Bonesaw.
Heya! May I have my name changed to PsyEmbrace, please? Thanks!
IC's finally up! Sorry for the wait, folks.
@Kazemitsu

"Sold your gear?" The arena master guffawed at the thought, clearly not buying Kaze's story. "Whatever you say, greenhorn. Go off and wander around a bit, and come back when you don't have a date with the Captain." With that, the man stood tall and crossed his arms in front of himself, acting as though the exchange never happened.




@KingOfTheSkies @LemonZest1337

Masaru happily returned the handshakes from his fellow hunters, almost falling stumbling and falling flat on the ground from the force of Marta's very firm shake. "A pleasure to meet the both of you," the bespectacled young man said with a smile after regaining his posture, "and yes, it is rather unfortunate that the captain isn't in a proper situation for greetings and mission briefings at the moment. In the meantime, we should start familiarizing ourselves with one another."

Masaru hadn't even opened his mouth to respond when Marta suddenly began stripping herself of her armor, leaving her to stand in nothing but a crop top and a pair of shorts. Understandably, the younger hunter felt his face flush bright red afterwards as he stammered words out. "M-M-Marta, I understand that the heat is qu-quite irksome, but there's a time and place for everything. This is neither the time nor place fo-" Masaru sighed, realizing that his words were falling on deaf ears. He turned to Asuka and spoke to her instead. "...Is she always like this, by any chance?"




@Argetlam350

"Nice ta meet ye, Tyrin!" Grinning, the burly man happily shook the other hunter's hand, a fittingly firm and strong grip for someone of his size. "I'm sure Charlie's happy ta meet yer furry friend as well."

"I'm only happy 'cos anotha Felyne shares my pain, comprende? I couldn't care less about 'im otherwise, not even if he was swimmin' in zenny."

"Well, it's good to know yer not a gold digger then, Charlie!" Magnus gave a bellowing, hearty laugh, to which his companion responded with a swat on the nose. "Aye," the Pokke-born hunter confirmed, tenderly rubbing his nose, "sharp tongues an' sharp claws.

"But don't worry about me stealin' any of yer thunder, comrade," Magnus digressed from the Palico discussion, "while yer out in the vanguard bludgeoning monsters ta death, I'll be hangin' in the back filling them with more holes than Bhernese cheese with me arrows!" Magnus again laughed, 'lightly' patting Tyrin's back.




ATTENTION, PLEASE, the megaphone system suddenly rang out. ALL ROOKIE HUNTERS WHO HAVE ARRIVED BY AIRSHIP OVER THE PAST WEEK AND HAVE NOT YET BEEN BRIEFED BY THE CAPTAIN ARE TO MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE GUILD HALL AND MEET WITH HIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU CANNOT FIND YOUR WAY, PLEASE WAIT WHERE YOU ARE AND YOU SHALL BE ESCORTED TO THE GUILD HALL BY THE STREET PATROL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
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