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Ponyta only burn you if you make them mad or they distrust you. The real problem in riding one is that they're like three feet tall.

Actually I'm not sure how tall Din is, but I still think that's a nearly Lil' Sebastion tier horse.
@ShadowVentus@Nerevarine@MagusDream

"Hahaha, I think I can handle a little needle." Georgia said confidently.




She hadn't. She hadn't been able to handle it. It was a painful ordeal full of flinches and half-starts, but eventually she had managed to work up the nerve and hold still long enough for him to just do it.

She examined the thing in the mirror the next morning. She'd have to take care not to let mom and dad see this when she went home, they'd think she was falling into a world of corruption and vice. It didn't matter whether their blood was warm or cold, parents were parents wherever you went.

She had spent the night having her heart to heart with with Asher, studying the "true" history, and even managed to work in a quick chess game with Hirutila. She'd lost, but had been putting up a good fight until it came time to use the knights. She could never quite get a handle on the way those things moved.

Overall it hadn't been a very eventful night, and when the time came she had laid down as Snopes curled up beside her bed and drifted into a deep sleep. So when they were called down to ops to depart she was fully awake and raring to go.

Only to find that it was going to be a while. The Nazi extermination party was going last. She shook her head. "Hurry up and wait." She said ruefully as she followed after the bothers. "No need to rush there, edgemaster, we're all headed to the same place." She called out after Ignito. That dude reminded her of her own brother, and she couldn't help but grin. "Seriously though, good luck boys. Watch out for those black coats." She said to the other two.
Linkle


Level 4 - (6/40) + 2

Location: Peace's Castle, Yard

Word Count: 1,189


@thedman@Lugubrious



Linkle squealed in delight as Peach just gave up the milk, totally for free. She shouln't have expected otherwise, such nobility of spirit was inherent to a true princess. "Thank you your majesty." She said, running over to pick it up. As she ran she felt a quick few pinches on the side of her neck and slowed to a jog. She looked down slightly dishearten at the somehow jagged bowstring that crossed her chest, part of which occasionally scraped across her neck. That was an annoying problem, but not as annoying as what she realized when she reached her destination.




Last night, before falling asleep to the noise of the loud synchronized breathing of both of the Bowser's lying in the throne room just beyond her makeshift bed, she had decided to finish out the day with a bang. Or, at least, a pop. One by one she had smashed the spirits of the monsters she had slain, and had accumulated quite a collection of stuff to replace the hood she'd seen Junior using as a blanket.



Everything was odd! She recognized the bow and arrows instantly from the few close calls she'd had with the skeletons, but seeing them up close it was a wonder that they flew at all. Linkle was no expert bowman (she'd stumbled upon a bow she could use during her travels but hadn't been able to do any flashy combos with it) but she was pretty sure arrows needed to be sleek to fly true and bowstrings weren't meant to look like they'd been whittled out of wood. Yet it worked, she'd fired one of the arrows at the far wall that night and the thing flew true and tinked off.

There were a pair of weird looking...at first she'd thought they were burnt cookies but they didn't taste anything like burnt cookies! They tasted like sand. Well, no, not sand exactly, but in her mouth it had felt like some kind of powder. She wasn't sure what they were for, except maybe watching them float in midair when you put them down. They'd come from the spirit of one of the hissing exploding green things, along with what Linkle had just started thinking of ominously as The Organ. It was like a cookie too, except it squished when you squeezed it and felt just like holding cooked meat. It smelled like the black cookies, and when you squeezed it had enough it started to Hissssssss like the monsters had before they detonated. She'd stopped squeezing it quite so hard after that.

The last thing was so weird simply for how normal it was. It was a shield that, unsurprisingly giving the design on the front, had come from one of the spiders. It was regular wood, not flat or jagged at all, and sat on the floor like it was supposed to when you put it down.

A weird haul, but not overall a bad one. The hero was expected to have a bow and shield, after all.

The thought that the hero was also expected to have a sword to go with that shield fluttered through her mind for a moment before being violently purged. She'd blow up that bridge when she came to it.

That morning when getting dressed Linkle slid her black cookies and jagged arrows into her waistband alongside the Bwah Blaster, but was at a loss with what to do with The Organ which she really wasn't keen on accidentally sitting on. She was pretty sure of what would happen if it took a blow, so anywhere she was liable to her hit was out. Finally she decided to stick it behind her ear like a pencil, where it unexpectedly sat snugly and was likely to get knocked loose and away instead of taking a direct attack and violently blowing her to pieces. Plus this way is just kind of looked like a hair clip. A squishy, uncomfortably moist hair clip.

The shield had been easy. Since it was an ordinary shield all she had to do was stick it to her back and it just stayed there, defying gravity in a completely ordinary way and allowing her to quickly retrieve it if the need arose. The bow she placed over that.

She admired her image in the washroom mirror for a moment. With all this equipment she was starting to really resemble the hero of the legend.




But now there was more stuff, she realized. Stuff that wasn't flat or just adhered to you. She had already carrying the pokeballs Mr. Stone had given her, and now she had to find a place to put the milk. The balls she shoved into her boots, alongside the crossbows that were hanging there, and the milk she shoved into the rapidly diminishing space of her waistband.

All this figuring out what goes where, how did heroes do this? The legends always said they carried all this different equipment, but all that was ever mentioned for how was bags and bottles and as she'd just learned you had to carry the bottles too. There was never any mention of a magic sack or backpack where they put everything. She shook her head. It was just one more thing she had to learn on her quest.

Speaking of learning, right nearby Michael, Franklin, and Ratchet had been drawn to the estranged looking thing that had popped out of the box, and the cat man was explaining what it was to them. "Wow Michael, you haven't seen that type of gun before?" She said, genuinely surprised. He'd spoken so authoritatively when he'd explained how they worked to her, so this evoked the same semi-uncomfortable feeling of seeing your teacher get schooled.

Before she could say anything else she heard Bowser yell his warning. There were enemies in the road ahead, rising around in cars. She wasn't sure what a car was, but it sounded like it was something like a cart. Did that mean they could keep up with them? She thought maybe she could drive one of those carts, but fighting on one?

She looked over to Franklin. He'd joined them last night, out in the scrapyard, and had worked alongside Tora and Junior while she'd fended off the monster. They hadn't talked back then, mostly on account of being too busy and tired, but actions spoke louder than words and his actions then had been saying "I sure know a lot about carts."

"Excuse me?" She asked him. "Sorry we didn't get a chance to talk. I'm Linkle, it's a pleasure to meet you. Your friend Michale taught me everything I know about guns and I was wondering...well...I've never been on a cart before, but you seem to know your way around them and I was wondering if you could show me how it works?"

She pointed over to where the horse shaped two wheeler sat on the grass. "I mean, I know Tora said it was simple but if we run into enemies on the road I don't want to mess up and fall behind. Please?"

Just so this post contains useful information, I'm not adding the "Linkle acquires" hider to my word count.


"I'll let'er down once we get inside. Look at her, she ain't more than a snack to the things lurken round here." Claude said to Kaze, lifting up the small cat to him as far as she could without letting her stuff fall all over the ground.

She smiled wide as their teacher mentioned mealtimes would be getting more "interesting" before disappearing into him room. "Think that means we're going huntin? That is right up my alley right now." She said as she walked in. Normally in a building over one story instinct would draw Claude up to the highest floor to claim as her own, but as she got a view into the first floor room, through it's big window, and right into the think woods beyond she knew that she had to have that one. Hastily she moved in, sliding her bags under the bunk bed after setting her furry friend down in the room. "Ground floor! Squatch huntin HQ." She said loudly before leaning down to the cat. "You go scamper around, cutie pie. Familiarize yourself with the place. Just they not to get underfoot."

She stood up, cracked her back from the bus ride, and walked over to the window to gaze out into the woods. She took out the video camera, clicked it on, and raised it up to her eye to film the pines. Animal Planet had this sort of stock footage up all the time, so maybe the video would be more appealing if she got some for them.

"Huntin log, day one. Just got in to base camp. Somewhere out in them there wood could lurk the ferocious and powerful Sasquatch and I," she flipped the camera around, filming her face in a completely unusable closeup, "Claudia Rhodes, ultimate fighter, am going to find him. And when I do? I'm gonna kick his hairy ass."

@datadogie@Kazemitsu
<Snipped quote by Ammokkx>

YIIK is like someone who read Haruki Murakami and played Earthbound and didn't understand the appeal of either but wanted to make something that was inspired by both to the point of plagiarism at times. It's pretty much the closest we've legit come to a The Room for video games except unlike Tommy Wiseau, the dude what wrote and made YIIK had a melty.


Also this person is legit in love with Elisa Lam and let that bleed heavily into it.
Ria

@Scarifar@rawkhawk64@Bartimaeus@AtomicNut




Ria wiped her brow in relief at Celestine's proclamation that Andras was okay. That was some good news at least. She would still have to explain to King how the girl had been lifted right out from under her all seeing eye, but at least she wasn't nestled in some demons stomach. "Might be for the best she ain't here, I can't imagine what happened was more traumatic than this...shit." She waved her hand to all the ashy black outlines of where bodies had been before Brutus had obliterate them.

Stepping forward she grabbed Diana, or that thing she had confirmed wasn't Diana, by the hand and Kheraket by the shoulder, rushing them both out of the room and insisting the others follow. Now she needed him more than ever to find out what this possession thing was and how to get it out.




Naserph


@KillamriX88@Crowvette

Naserph road along silently in the back, his head leaning against the window listlessly. It was apparent that whatever emergency their was they were moving away from it, but if King was on the scene everything would probably be settled before he managed to run back to the stadium. Besides that, he had no clue how to get back there. He hadn't exactly been paying attention to their rout, after all, and he didn't imagine Wolf would be willing to show him the way back.

He clenched his fists and pressed his face even harder against the glass. How was it that luck wasn't with him. This would have been the perfect way to earn some prestige and glory. If he had known that something would happen at the arena he would never have invited himself on this adventure.

Damn it all. He didn't have time for this.

As they pulled up to Vera's home he didn't go in. Instead he scaled the side with a series of jumps and settled on the roof, turning his ears in the direction of the stadium.

The wind was good today. Sometimes on a day like today the wind could carry the sounds of the stadium all the way up to the peak of the sacred mountain. You could hear the faint sounds of the announcements if you knew where to listen from. They as he might though, he couldn't hear a thing.

That should be all right at least. If he couldn't hear whatever chaos was going on over there it certainly couldn't worry anyone back him that might be listening. So he crossed his legs and looked out over the street.

If he was lucky that Gal character would try again tonight.


The Demon Lady of Despair: Conclusion


Linkle


Level 4 - (3/40) + 3

Location: Scrapyard ---> Peace's Castle

Word Count:1944


@Lugubrious@DracoLunaris




Linkle actually managed to work up a good sweat digging through garbage and dragging around big metal contraptions, but as the moon rose and the skitters and moans of the creatures of darkness began to resound around them she switched from pulling carts to shooting arrows. She set herself up on a patrol rout around their worksite, climbing on the more stable looking piles of scrap to spot the enemies that came close and feather them before they could disrupt the work.

It felt good, honestly. When she'd first heard the noises she'd feared that her premonition earlier had come true, especially seeing the silhouettes of what looked like robots, but was pleasantly surprised to see these monsters where much more classic if a little blockier than she was used to. Stalfos, Gibdos, spiders the size of Skulltulas and...well, she had to admit she had no clue what she could compare the last ones to but that wasn't important because they died all the same. No plinks and plonks of arrows bouncing off. These guys weren't even as tough as what she was used too, no paralyzing screams or hordes of numbers and save for the couple of suprising arrows from the stalphos she had to narrowly dodge she felt like she could almost take these guys out without stopping. She was in her element; running around, identifying problems, and then eliminating them while her comrades accomplished their mission. After the day she'd had it was something Linkle had desperately needed.

She even managed to grab a few spirits while on the run, just like the monster parts she'd grabbed on the battlefields back home. She didn't found how many she pocketed, but regardless she was planning to smash them before bed just because she was curious.

Of course this fun couldn't last forever. With a roar Linkle felt the earth shift under her and Junior, who had earlier disappeared deep into a scrap pile, exploded outward along with his rabbit minion in a cart that was bigger than any she had ever seem. The awe at the thing was enough to make her overlook the fact that he had exploded from out from under her, causing the pile she was perched on to collapse and Linked to end up looking at the behemoth upside down. Luckily the roar of the engine seemed to put the fear into the monsters, at least for now, allowing them to get the carts over the bridge without major incident.

That was for the best, as Junior announced they were done for the night with a yawn and stated leading the group back inside the castle. Linkle wanted to thank the prince for holding her rabbit cloak for her, but as she saw the tired boy trudging along all snuggled up in it she decided that getting it back wasn't that big a deal.




By the time they got in the feast was over and it looked like mostly everyone had gone to bed. Still, the leftover scent of the cooking that had gone on was still hanging in the air and elicited a loud growl from Linkle's stomach. She wandered over to the kitchen, where a few of the mushroom men were still cleaning up the leftovers. As one of them busied herself carrying a platter of what looked like some sort of mushroom saute that had been barely touched Linkle reached down and took it off her hands. The toad looked up as Linkle plopped one of the mushrooms into her mouth and eagerly chewed. "I got this one." Linkle said, waving her off. The toad bowed slightly and started making her way down the hall when Linkle thought of something and called out to her again. "Hey, sorry, do you know where I could get some pajamas?"




Linkle stood there in a long frilly pink nightgown and matching cap staring at the weird machine the toad had fed her dirty, sweat soaked, moat water and grass stained clothes into. Presumably everyone else's was in there too, at least the ones that had cloths they cared about. She watched it intently as it shook and rumbled, and almost got lost in the hypnotic sound it was making while she waited on the toads judgement.

Beside her the toad that had brought her here was conversing quietly with an elder one over the scrap of green they held between them. Linkle, afraid that what was left of her cloak wouldn't survive whatever washing process went on in there, had urgently fished it out and explained that this wasn't just some cloak, but a symbol of heroism.

Seeing how important this was, the toad girl had called over the Elder and the two were now looking it over. Linkle saw the elder carefully running over the rough edges of the burned patches with her fingers. "Can you fix it?" Linkle asked, but the elder toad held up a finger to silence her. Then, with a moment of consideration, nodded her head as though accepting a challenge and made her way out of the room with the garment. Linkle was about to follow her, but the other one tossed a pair of blankets and a big fluffy pillow into her hands and hurried her out the door.

Unfortunately the scrap crews late arrival meant the rooms were already taken so she bedded down on one of the couches in the entrance hall. That was all well and good to her though. It meant she would be able to watch the door, which she wasn't even sure locked. She got comfortable, slipped off her compass and placed it safety under the couch, made sure her crossbows were well within reach, and crushed the spirits she'd picked up earlier to put a capstone on the night. Then she finally allowed the tiredness everywhere else in her body to reach her eyes and slipped into a deep sleep.




Linkle closed her eyes tighter as the rays of the sun shone in through the windows, but couldn't shut out the hustle and bustle of the castle nor the scent of frying eggs that wafted out of the kitchen. Sitting up she yawned loudly, stretched, then hopped off the couch as though the light had refilled all her energy. "Yosh! Brand new day!" She said' rolling her shoulders and wiping the sleep out of her eyes with a determined look on her face. "And today, I refuse to fall behind."

She fished her compass out from under the couch and slipped it back around her neck before heading to breakfast. It was delicious, and as if to make up for yesterday she dug like a woman possessed, slurping up whole eggs and using so much syrup on her pancakes that it was more like she was drinking them. It was also her first time getting a good look at some of her new comrades, including a man fascinatingly clad in green that reminded her of the rabbit she'd bonded with. There were more rabbits too, white ones. Maybe those were what the hero rabbit had been trying to reach?

She didn't have to long to ponder that before the toads made the rounds, telling them all the the princess required their presence on the field. Linkle stood up from her chair and looked around, wondering if she should head back to the washing machine to get her clothing, but as she walked back to her couch to collect her gear she found that the bedding had been collected during breakfast and her clothes were laying folded in its place. She rushed over, pulling her green cloak out from under the pile and eagerly unfurling it.

She stared at it in awe, then hugged the good as new garment to her chest. That old lady was a miracle worker. Linkle swore, right then and there, that on their next adventure she'd find some present to repay her with. Finding a room to get dressed and make herself presentable for meeting a princess, she rushed out the door onto the lawn after gathering all her gear.

Linkle smiled with not a little bit of pride at the lineup of carts she'd helped get, but not as widely as when she actually saw the princess for the first time. Wow! Just like the monsters last night had been classic this was a classical princess. Pink dress, beautiful eyes, shining crown, the complete package! She felt a bit of yeaterday's funk slipping in at having not contributed to rescuing her.

It wasn't any less of a bummer that not everyone was coming with them. Minako and the Master were especially hard blows, though she could understand why. Mina and the Master had to regain their strength, after all. At least with all these heroes staying behind they didn't have to worry about the castle all that much. The black rabbits might not be especially dangerous, but those robots still had that base on the hill.

The new face of Mr. Steven Stone was also spirit lifting, although she had to wonder what the Master had been doing up so early in the morning. It got much better once the man explained that you could capture monsters without destroying them. She also looked on with interest as the princess pulled out what turned out to be a treasure box, opening it with some weird paper key. A number of treasures popped out, but Linkle's eyes were instantly drawn to one in particular. A glass bottle, filled with milk. She knew it was milk, because it had the famous logo of Lon Lon Ranch plastered right on the side. She almost started for it before the Princess dropped the bombshell that she was going to be accompanying them. The statement that she intended to fight earned her a cheer from Linkle, who had met two warrior princesses in her life and adored both of them.

The conversation then shifted to the adventure ahead in the aptly named Land of Adventure, a name that almost had Linkle vibrating with excitement. With the shift came a new speaker, Tora, who took the time to explain how each of these carts actually worked. The demonstration did make it seem simple and Linkle let her eyes wander to the strange horse headed motorcart she'd pulled out of the scrap last night. She could almost hear it neighing becomingly at her.

She had never had a horse of her own before. A hero needed a noble steed.

She put a pin in that though. She turned around, back ton the princess and Steven Stone. "Hey, I'll take three balls! Monster taming sounds fun." She shouted, running up. She glanced to the side to meet the eyes of the princess, and after a moment quickly gave a bow to her. "Greeting Princess. My name is Linkle, it's a pleasure to meet you." She hadn't stood on ceremony with Zelda or Midna, but they had been in the middle of a fight at the time. "I have a request. Can I have that bottle please? Pretty please?" She pointed to the milk bottle sitting on the grass. "I know what that stuff is, it's premium Lon Lon Milk. I've only ever had it once, and that bottle had gone bad." Lon Lon Ranch wasn't anywhere near her out of the way village, and the one time she'd gotten a chance to try the stuff it had still been delicious even after it had gone slightly chunky. "I'll trade you. You want this rabbit gun?"


@Hammerman@KillamriX88@Crazy Scion@RoflsMazoy@rawkhawk64




Bak breathed a sigh of relief as man went away, and she lowered her weapon to clank against the ground. She looked around at the mysterious light as it melted like snow, falling to the ground and gathering in puddles before evaporating into nothing.

What had that been? Who had done that? Had it been King? Was it some power of Alto's? Had the nun lady done it? No, that couldn't be. They hadn't been around. So who? Who had done that? As Bak pondered that question she could feel a steady drip drip drip on her arm. She looked over to see her missile pod, still dripping the strange black substance from its opening. She tried to fire missiles again, just to see, and the thing actually shook violently and seemed to vomit up more of the stinking stuff all over her arm and the ground.

She had done it? She had done it, hadn't she?

How?

Everything was quiet now, save for the breathing of those around them, but as she listened she picked out the groans and moans of the unlucky souls that hadn't made it out of the stands and the distant wail of sirens. The noises pulled her back out of her own head. She looked around. Rurik was there, where he fell. David was there, where he'd been thrown. Yuuto was there, where he'd been left. She was here, aga is the wall. Sparring David, they were all attempted murderers.

Bak shoved her hands backwards, pushing herself back to her feet using the wall. There was no time to breath, they had to get away. Go, find Vittorio, find Celestine, leave, just get away before they found him. She clanked forward. She went to Yuuto first, collecting him and resetting him comfortably where he'd been before, then turned around to check David.

"Are you all right David? Can you stand? Bah, this does not matter. You do not need to to." She said, lifiting him back into posion. After all, who knew how portals worked. Mayne she had to have everything just the same. "We will need to get away from this place. Back to park, da? I will get Rurik and we will leave before police arrive."

She turned back towards where Rurik had fallen, now being stood over by three avenging angels. This would be the harder part. She had to get over there, gather him up, and then they could all leave. No point sneaking she walked quickly and semi-confident to the boy that had...saved her life...

She's been so mad and desperate at the time that it hadn't really had a chance to sink it. Rurik had saved her life. He had been home free, dropped everything, rushed back, and risked his life to try and protect her. She opened her mouth, trying to say something, but the only thing that came out was a quiet chocking noise as she tired to find the words. She couldn't move, stunned into inaction as she tried to sort out conflicting feelings that flooded into her small mind. Guilt, gratitude, rage, joy, confusion, it all bubbles together in a volatile witches brew in her stomach.

She might have stayed that way for a while were it no5 for Nanaca's accident.

The girl, who had been as instrumental in saving Rurik as Rurik had in saving Bak and David, suddenly was reduced to her drawers by a faulty wasteband and as the girl let out a shriek Bak cupped her face and screamed with her in sheer smypathetic mortification. It added one more feeling to the pile, but at least with this one she could make an inroad to resolving it.

Without even thinking about what she was doing she reached out her hand to grab Kings collar. Then in one swift downward motion she stripped him to the waist and tossed half the ruined shirt to Nanaca. "Quickly, make yourself decent. You will be on television soon." She said earnestly. "At least you are not pervert like other girl I know, she would not care at all being fully naked on evening news."

Wait, that reminded her of something. She spun back to King, getting a glimpse of her handiwork. She blushed deeply and focused on his face, only letting her eyes dip lower one, maybe two times tops. "Alien King. You will tell Brutus that we are not done until he apologizes."

Wait, that reminded her of something else. Like a line of dominoes building up energy all her problems lines up in front of her and knocked down in turn.

She turned her attention to Alto, pointed an accusatory finger at him, and gave him a look that packed more malice than a gun barrel. "You do not need to apologize, because I will never ever forgive you. You have greater evil to fight now, so stop bothering us!"

With no other avenues she could pursue to distract her but just as amped up she reached down, slid her hands under his armpits, and lifted him up like you would a beloved cat. "Rurik, we are leaving now you village idiot." She said, her voicing starting to crack under the weight of furious gratitude."You have all done such good work today. Rest now. I will take over from here, you fool. You moron. Thank you!"
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