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6 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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6 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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Just my two cents. le shrug


Ever the contrarian.

Hugs has years of moderator experience at other roleplaying forums. He has an impeccable record of good behavior (unlike me. C'mon ya'll you know I gotsa # dat 🐱). He has tangible experience, and is an outsider to the corrupt clique of roody-poos in charge currently. Hugs is truly a man for the people and I want to feel his winky in my bottom
Not a fact about me, but @Pepperm1nts would be a fabulous moderator. Way better than our current candy-ass mods
I lub u 2 bb. Lub u 5evr das mo den 4eva
I'm really not sure how much longer I'll be doing this.


Looks like a vacancy will be open for @Pepperm1nts then. #Hug4sMod2020
-I find most tragedies to be laughable.


Me too! Like the holocaust! Freakin hilarious, right gang?
More like your dad continues filling my bottom without you most of the time

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My flavorite vegetable is cum ❤
I seen a turtle in the woods today. He hideth among the leaf lidder and earth n so he was a dirt turtle. A dirt turt, if u will.


My special dirt turt surprise : - )
I am a boy and I am a squirter
Just cus I am a boy doesn't mean I can't be a squirter
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