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Hot dogs are already cooked. Might as well just sear them to add flavor.
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I love it when I catch up on my posting.
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7 yrs ago
If you take college seriously, it opens doors. Harvard and Hopkins makes it easier, but you can do well anywhere.
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Prefer to brainstorm on Discord for that reason.
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Windows 10 is very much like a German prison camp guard, "Ah, I see you are tryink to escape work fifteen minutes early, Herr Colonel Hogan, here ist an update zat vill stall you!"
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He knew he was chickening out by avoiding the issue rather than just being up front about it, but the plan made a certain sense before he started drinking. A couple drinks to get flushed, and then a few more and he looked suitably done in. Slumping, slurring and playing it up a bit was a bit of fun, almost like it was a game. He knew he was good when a couple people came by and said, "Hey, you okay there buddy?"

Word got around, which was sort of the point. It bought him a little bit of time.

Heather? Not so happy. Carl? Left holding the bag a bit, but that was the implied part of the conversation at the bar.

So Carl was having to put up with a bagfull of complaints and inquiries about why Jared was suddenly turning up tired and drunk and what a bad look it was.

"Well, he's been practicing real hard and was kind of nervous about the formal, so you know, he took some of that punch on an empty stomach and..."

Carl could spin the bullshit. That was why he was brought into the plot. The formal was neither the time nor the place to end the whole thing. That didn't make Heather a happy camper, but it did bring out the desired words, "I'm going home with some of my girlfriends. Can you let Jared know when he sobers?"

"Absolutely Heather, the man is a dog and I understand. Some things must not be borne." Carl was on the edge of insubordination with that, but she mostly squinted at him through the buzz of her own drinks, trying to figure out what Carl was trying to say.

"Don't you worry girl, I'll get him home in one piece." But Heather was already walking away from Carl, clearly done with the distasteful situation.

Meanwhile, Jared lingered on a couch somewhere, sprawled out with other people who were done. Carl shuffled over and started to get him up.

"Man, you gotta take the keys..." he slurred, "where's Heather?"

"There there, buddy, all taken care of. We're gonna stop somewhere and get some Checkers in your sweet, sweet ride. You, me and three ladies. Heather found a different ride." Music to Jared's ears.

Carl got Jared up on his feet but was keeping him steady as he reported into Maureen, "So, we're gonna drive real carefully in Jared's stang, but we've got room for one more because Heather already left with her cheerleaders." He seemed oddly cheerful at the prospect, satisfied with the outcome of the entire situation, like he and Jared managed to pass through the fire or something.

Come to think of it, Jared wasn't totally gone either, but he was careful not to say too much, deliberately keeping it in his head that loose lips sank ships. The last thing he wanted was talk to get back to the wrong ears and the whole caper to go up. It was hard in the haze, but the less said, the better.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring as well as stating the intent to play the mage. I envision a character that knows how to create a good fog that helps them and hinders the enemy, instead of some fireball blasting fool that just tries to replicate the gun deck's function. I also considered the idea of a more shamanistic bent and an affinity for sea birds to assist with divining the location of the quarry. I have definite ideas and will have something up very ASAPly when the character sheet template is up.
I'm back around to start posting, so I hope to have one out for tomorrow.
Radush Eye-Drinker tended to sit during a battle. Unusual for an Orc Warlord, he set his one baleful eye over the formations and watches the enemy as they moved. Occasionally, he had the young orcs in training, as 'pages' such as the concept existed among orcs, as the next generation of Nar Mat Kordh-Ishi’s recruits, signal with flags or torches to this or that company commander. He had warg-mounted members of the Chosen, veterans, in reserve to stiffen the fight if necessary, and to take advantage of the breaches. These were some of the oldest, most savage and scarred Tuskers in the company, along with the notably and unusually skilled. They were part of his bag of tricks. So were the catapults, the sappers, the campers in their train, highly organized and able to defend themselves to some extent. Not all were there -- some of the most valuable were stiffening the lines, others were hunting the enemy's most potent weapons. But many were here, waiting to be unleashed.

Massive and savagely regal, he sat with his axe across his lap and watched the battle, occasionally indicating changes in orders. He even had a bench for the purpose. His reputation as a warlord secure with his Tuskers, he could do that. The tuskersknew Radush as their prophet, their burning bush. The bunnies didn’t know, however, because few bunnies have ever survived a fight against the old Eye-Drinker.

But there were concerns. The mud was churning and making it difficult for the Tuskers. Not stopping them, but slowing the advance, making it hard to move the units. The conditions were hindering the fight; were it not for the mud already...

"So, heiress Aedyt," the old warlord spoke conversationally, accented Trade Chant, "you speak of triple the price, but Lord Arad's price was not in gold. What then, would you say to that? And perhaps you are a bunny that keeps her word, but any contract we ink will be a pact before the gods. You have until the witch comes back to negotiate, then we shall see if you will swear the oaths she would weave," he said this with a feral grin, as if to imply there was more to it than simply signing paper, "this time, Nar Mat Kordh-Ishi makes an inviolate oath on power, not some flimsy promise on paper."

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(Collab @Hank @vietmyke @Aristo @Lurking Krog)

Dakgu was not a talker, not with other Tuskers at least. But his connection with the wargs went beyond speaking their language. He had some sort of connection to them that was downright spooky. He much preferred their company. Literally raised in with a litter of wargs by his mother and with her wargess counterpart, he was instructed in their ways that tribal orcs didn’t always get. After all, the lot of wargs and tuskers alike there was rougher -- the wargs were more likely to eat a tusker, and the tusker was more likely to mishandle the warg.

That didn’t fly in the company when a tusker named ‘Elf-Scalper’ with a reputation for cold viciousness was the the company’s Warg-Keeper.

And so he slunk out in the dark forest, soft soil underfoot, with a large pack and a few tuskers. The bunnies had sentries out -- he could see them quite well in the dark, and had an arrow nocked, but was looking back to the others to see if they were on board with that particular plan. He used hand-sign to flash the count of foes, even as the wargs reported by scent even as he scanned visually.

Gormac prowled nearby on foot, his Warg mount following him in a low stance just behind him. 10 meters to Dakgu’s left and a few meters behind, his razor sharp eyes scanning the bunnies that bumbled around the woods ahead of them. Like his fellow scout, Gormac already had an arrow nocked in his bow. With Dakgu only in peripherals, Gormac kept tabs on all the bunnies with a sort of primal awareness.

The sentries clomped around the forest with a poor attempt at stealth- the clink of chainmail and steel weapons rang obviously against the backdrop of the forest. The scouts wore a mixture of leather and chainmail, with only a few wearing breastplates, typically over some sort of surcoat or tunic. Many were armed with spears and crossbows, with a collection of shortswords and axes as sidearms.

Gormac growled softly to himself, slowing his breathing as he prepared to fire.

In the midst of the scouts and their wargs was a tall, dark shape that moved with preternatural grace, every inch of every movement intentional and controlled. Moordekrai, blood-witch, the Wailing Doom, a legend in the southern human kingdoms, felt the bloodthirst rise within her as they approached the human sentinels under the cover of darkness. Her burning, furious hatred of bunnies was renowned even among the ranks of Nar Mat Kordh-Ishi and inflamed even further by the disgusting betrayal Lord Arad was attempting to enact on them. Blood already trickled down her bare arms as she had sliced into her skin with her daggers and hoarsely whispered the Words in a language darker and older than any other in this world and gained the Sight in return. The innate power of the souls of the bunnies was visible to her now, even through the woods, and she could spy the brightness of their own magicians up ahead, hiding away in the midst of the bunny army.

“Cowards,” she whispered, and the very air around her seemed to ululate with the threat of violence. She saw Dagku’s hand-signals and raised a clenched fist -- affirmative -- in return, then pressed one of her daggers against the skin of her thigh. She was ready.

Omaz crawled among the wargs with his kin, an ensemble of predators that didn’t quite fit in with the typical pike square that was the company’s forte. Rather, these tuskers were the mavericks, unconventional in method and in spirit. No orcish war dirge would announce their slaughter. Only cold silence and the flash of metal. This was especially true of the White Snake, whose penchant for surreptitiousness had earned him half the moniker. The other half was his jade-white skin, which was now coated with mud to keep it from catching the moonlight.

The ground was mucky and stuck to Omaz’s hands and feet as he crept. Probably the bunnies’ doing - it would be hard for the company proper to fight on such muddy ground. It was hardly an obstacle to this splinter group, however. The wargs moved as one with the pitch of night. Omaz had learned to emulate them, but even he was as ungainly as a fawn when compared to the Elf-Scalper. As far as he was concerned, Dakgu was a warg in an orc’s body. Gormac came close; he’d always had a similar animalistic cast to him. Tracking came easily to the tusker and his knack for stealth rivaled Omaz’s.

However, neither came close to the reputation Moordekai demanded. The Wailing Doom, as she was called, was the company’s greatest secret weapon. The things she was capable of, the terror she could sow - it was the stuff of bunny nightmares. If you were a tusker, however, or maybe if you were simply Omaz, it was the greatest show on earth. Even he was sure he’d never seen all she had to offer, but the feats that he’d witnessed both excited and terrified him. Even now, he maintained a respectable distance from the witch, but admired her pre-battle rituals in the corner of his eye.

Dakgu relayed the bunny count with a signal and Omaz tensed, fingers curling around the bundle of javelins in his grip. He hefted one in his dominant hand, elbow bent, ready to launch.

The plan was simple; cut a hole in the bunnies, get the Wailing Doom in there and keep them off her back while she did whatever she had in mind for the mages. Moordekai was the company’s totem even as the banner was their standard, and it was their job to just go along and do whatever they could to swat lesser things off her back while she neutralized the enemy’s most potent weapons.

And so in letting Omaz decide who was his mark, the wargs would take others nearby and it fell to the Bloodhound and the Elf-Scalper to pick off the distant threats with bows. The first strike was important in hunting.

All in silence. Dakgu was rubbed down in mud and slime, but he came up from his crouch and drew back that bow of his, with the fletching near his cheek, and regulated his breathing. The arrow flew and found itself into the lung of a human. And then the rest of the fight went off, with growling wags leaping in to take down bunnies...and lightning and fire streaking at them from the clearing even as the sonorous chanting of the humans continued. He could feel himself flinch from the heat of a fireball and the wounding of a warg, but that made him hate even more, even as he released another arrow…

A guardsman stumbled to the ground, eyes agape at the javelin tip that stuck out from his chest. He let out a ragged moan before his vision faded, and Omaz cackled silently a few yards away. He readied another throw, watching a second human fall prey to Dakgu’s accuracy. The wargs were already upon them, lunging at throats and tasting blood. Flares of sorcery lit up the night as panicked mages hurled their spells at the phantom enemy.

Omaz suddenly threw himself to the ground as a purple bolt singed the air where he’d been standing. He grimaced, picking himself up and dashing closer to the fighting. Whatever Moordekai plans to do, she’d better do it fast! He loosed another javelin at a guard, but the angle was poor and it careened off his armor in the scuffle. Too close now for a good toss, Omaz drew his falcata and began hacking with the wargs.

There were no battle cries, no savage screams for blood- at least not in their unit. As Dakgu began loosing arrows into the bunnies, so did Gormac. Sight, Breath in, draw release, breath out, nock. With deadly efficiency. The only sounds that echoed from the forest was the crumple of muffled steel on brush and the snapping of wood as men gurgled and fell to the ground. Even the wargs were surprisingly quiet- Gormac had to give it to Dakgu, the warg master had trained them well.

The bunnies began shouting indiscriminately as they tried to react to the sudden attack, but in the dark it was difficult for them to see. Gormac saw flames and bolts of magic began to fly, and quickly ducked behind a tree whenever they let loose- not to protect himself, even in the dark their mages were too blind and preoccupied with the faster, more vicious wargs than to notice him- but to protect his darkvision from the bright light.

Gormac saw a bunny draw a crossbow, a white ringed arrow pierced through his armor and pinned him to a tree. Gormac saw a bunny lose moral and begin fleeing, another white ringed arrow sent him careening into another soldier, toppling the two. The bunnies were treacherous little cretins, and Gormac didn’t intend on letting them off the hook that easily.

Nac’mrah was not used to needing to be sneaky and the muddy ground made it harder for him. He was more accustomed to standing in a pike square forming a spear wall. This fight however he was to help keep the bunny knights off the Wailing Doom while she dealt with their mages. He was now two meters to Moordekai’s left and a meter ahead hiding behind a thick old tree.

When the arrows started flying, the bunny foot soldiers panicking, and bunny mages flinging fire and lightning in random directions Nac’mrah smiled to himself. He turn slightly watching for bunnies that charge forward recklessly.

One in plate and mail started to pass by the tree where Nac’mrah. The bunny was pulled back and off his feet by the halberd in Nac’mrah’s hand falling back first into the mud. As quick as he had hooked the man, he brought the axe up then back down where the shoulder joint was on the bunny knight's right arm cleaving it off. The scream from the injured man echoed through the forest. Nac’mrah quickly silenced him with an axe to the throat before fleeing to avoid fireballs being flung at him.

It was down to the Witch now.
Casualties



When the rangers started attacking the Burlington Airfield, the Northwest Communications Center started to frantically take in calls on dispatch and send out orders to State Troopers that essentially kept them out of harm's way. One trooper in a car meant lots of coverage, but in a situation involving air attacks and heavy weaponry, they were out of their league. The veterans among them knew this. When they ran into suppressive fire, they decided to stay damned well suppressed, finding cover and staying in it. A patrol rifle wasn't going to do much against the fury of aimed, automatic weapons fire from the guerrilla units providing security for the Rangers.

And there weren't a lot of Vermont State Troopers that wanted to get killed messing with Special Forces-led guerrillas or US Army Rangers.

Dan saw the glow in the distance, and the tracers sparking in the sky, as well as the fireball in the air and knew what was happening. Casualties.

They were out of his mind as he and Park stacked up against the door. He was wearing a ski mask just like some sort of PIRA shooter in Belfast, and was loaded down with load bearing equipment over his jacket, but otherwise was wearing civilian attire. Not so the Sergeant, of course, because the point was to inspire State Troopers to surrender at the sight of a US uniform being worn by a legit Green Beret. The place was not a heavily built up fortification; it was essentially an aluminum sided double-wide surrounded by barbed wire fence -- they'd cut right through and crawled on in, thanks to the distraction of bigger things brewing in Burlington.

No one in the Green Mountain Boys wanted to shoot a Vermont State Trooper.

That's why they brought flashbangs.

There was a door to the state police communications center. He banged the door open and let Park throw in the flashbang. Dan made sure to tuck in one ear and close his eyes as they went off. It took seconds. Instinct took over as he moved in, checking the blind spot with his carbine sweeping the same place as his eyes, both open, tracking through the reticule mounted on the flat top. You didn't bring too many people into a place at first, because it required room to maneuver and shoot.

There were two men in the immediate area, one was wearing khaki and green pants, and he got subdued. The other had camouflage fatigues and violet tabs on the collar, not that anyone bothered to look that close. He had a West German made assault rifle with a built in telescopic scope and that identified him as a foe; he was killed. Casualties.

There'd be more of those, even as they expanded the breach into the facility. The orders were to not kill state troopers unnecessarily, but no one had use for low-rung Stasi types. Officers might be worth keeping alive, though Dan would prefer to eat the cyanide pill in their jackboots...
I apologize also, I am currently in the process of getting wisdom teeth extracted, my attendance is spotty.
In Gutcheck 7 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Sorry for the short post, I wanted to just move the needle forward.
In Gutcheck 7 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
"They gave me one, but I think they were in a rush to get me playing and cleared me too early." He didn't precisely want to say it, but he didn't exactly regret going into the playoffs. They needed someone. But it was the wrong time to say that.

"I did go out and seek treatment in the offseason with the sports center at Tufts University, but they weren't concerned with rehab, just recovery. I asked the team to let me do that for a second opinion. I brought copies, where should I send them?"

He glanced around. The winger, Greg, he knew sort of. Older, steadier type, looking for a fight for the Cup before he faded away. Hockey was a tough gig that way, with hard seasons, lots of injury and a short shelf life for people that didn't take care of themselves. He was starting to learn that the hard way after his first injury.

"I'm rated game ready by the Caps, but that's probably not quite the case if I get injured fast. We need to figure out a way to keep me from reinjuring and reinvent the fitness from the ground up."

Going Loud



Dan sat through all this with a bit of a 'holy shit' attitude, starting from the security check by the Rangers. He motioned to the rest of the group to stay cool through the process and just go along with it, from the questioning forward. The place was bristling with heavily armed security in the form of a fully uniformed squad of rangers plus a forward detachment and then all the green berets in the room to boot. They'd been cocking this pistol for a while, but now it felt like they were at the break and it'd all move fast from here. Months of building up in the hills, the patient work of dealing with the black market, stealing usable equipment and fortifying the Green Mountains. He even heard rumors of SAM systems being moved in, stingers and bigger stuff.

They were dressed down for the event, because apparently a bunch of the militia type guys showed up in their best Sunday BDU's and web gear, though there were other groups of discreetly dressed guerrillas. Dan guessed, but couldn't tell for certain, if these groups were picked for reliability or what. He knew that his group paid their dues, dutifully forking over most of the opiates in Vermont on charity through the largess and patriotic sentiment of Billy Boyle. Some of the other groups had the same sort of look, like they'd been doing the hairy end of this sitzkrieg for a minute-- the black market groups tended to stick out among the camouflage in their civilianized gear, but they didn't stick out in downtown Burlington.

The plan was audacious and huge. They'd heard the rumors of what was going on in Georgia and Alabama and Florida, and how the other parts of the country were faring, but they didn't have the best information in the universe. One thing the Ranger captain mentioned that was interesting to him was that they had no firm plan for extracting the rangers, but no further reinforcements expected either, "Dig this guys," he muttered to Joe and the Giguere brothers, "they're reinforcing us with a battalion of Rangers. That's it." They already knew it would be down to them, but it was interesting to see the other cells around the room too and compare notes on mode of dress, but he deliberately ignored the introductions on names and things he didn't want to even know, things that an enemy intelligence officer would wannt to pull out of you.

It was a cynical sort of thought. The absolute candor of the operations planning struck Dan as a little dangerous -- if there was a traitor in the room, they'd have the mother of all intelligence to give to the Stasi in Burlington...but on the other hand, who would believe it? Everyone -was- watching each other though, and there was a bit of tension. Dan kept his hands out in the clear, to make sure that no one saw him taking down notes or anything else that was overly suspicious. He just prayed no one in here had a photographic memory.

But at least they knew their target. He wasn't keen to shoot Vermont State Troopers if it came down to it, but they also had to take out that communications center. It would force the Soviets to bring more equipment in and probably more troops as well. As to that airfield? Well, with the Soviets using it to launch sorties against US forces, it had to go. The strategy of just building up guerrillas in the mountains and not even shooting at these planes, of just stockpiling, digging in and otherwise setting up for a long, ugly fight, made sense now. They were going to swing in on that airfield and bag a lot of equipment in one fell swoop, while attention was on Georgia.

It struck him that they worried a lot over covering up LeBeau's murder and all the evidence out of a conccern for discretion, trying to make it look as much like a drug deal gone sour as possible, down to taking the money.

Now Dan felt like a bit of a fool; they didn't need to worry about it because all of New England was about to go loud. He glanced back at the Giguere brothers, who could probably read his expression for once -- it was tense and it was real. They signed on for this, sure, but now they were staring down the barrel. Once they got down to talking to Park about the nuts and bolts, they'd hopefully be able to settle down and just concentrate on the actual job. The big stuff was a little too much to think about, when the day to day was survival and not getting pinched on this deal or getting caught killing this guy...
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