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Current They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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2 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
3 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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Remember guys, if you ever accidentally walk off a cliff, it's all OK, just make sure you don't look down.
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Just some scrub nerd who happens to RP on this site. While I tend to gravitate more towards building worlds and GMing and all that, I join RPs from time to time as well. I tend to stay in the casual section of the Guild (though I am open to trying other things) and my preferences tend to lean towards slice-of-life RPs and superhero RPs, along with the occasional fandom RP, depending. I enjoy trying new things, though, and I'm willing to hop onboard any genre if I find it appealing.

I consider myself fairly lax and friendly, so if you wanna chat, my PMs are always open.


Where I Am


Currently Running
《H.E.R.O.》
Fast-paced, fun, vibrant, quasi-anime superhero RP about an organization that employs superpowered people to defend the fictional city of Castleburg, USA.
Currently Accepting! PM me for details if you want to join.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

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"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

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"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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Sara Hepburn





Trixie’s response was a welcome one- an energized shout that any bandits they encountered would find themselves squished underneath her signature hammer, a fearsome weapon further enhanced by the Mage’s magic.

Under that hammer is not a place that I want to be, Sara thought to herself.

Trixie then piped up about somebody else being a creep, causing Sara to turn her attention in the general direction that Trixie was facing. Looking at the two was a Mage with long, crimson hair, some of his locks covering his right eye. After a second, Sara identified this nosy individual as Argus. He used some sort of Requip magic involving trickery and pranks, but as far as Sara knew, he was a capable Mage, at least on her level in terms of magic. He looked bored, and the bounty was enough that Sara was willing to split a fifth way, so she did something that some others in the group might disagree with.

”Hey! Arg! You want to come with us? We’re doing a big job to rescue some medicine from a group of bandits. We have room for one more!"

I don’t even know if my four-wheeler has room for one more, but that’s besides the point.

Sara shrugged those trivial thoughts aside and waved the other mage over.”It’ll be fun! Maybe!” the Celestial Spirit mage shouted to her younger peer, giving him a flashy smile. Outside of the aid a 5th member would bring, and the fact that Sara liked company, the Celestial Spirit Mage also viewed the red-haired member as a detached and cold. And while Sara had no Caster Magic of her own, she did have a specialty- warming people up to the stoking flames of Dragon Heart.


Sara Hepburn





Before Trixie responded, another man approached, calling out her name. Sara immediately turned her head towards the source of the noise, noticing the masked sniper, Vali. Vali was a (typically) masked sniper in the Guild that, to Sara's knowledge, used some sort of gun-based requip magic. What she did know for sure was that he was loyal and protective to the various members of Dragon Heart. While Sara hadn't necessarily looked for him to join the crew from before, he was definitely a more than welcome addition to their small party in their quest to get medicine.

Trixie then piped up in response, asking about what she was needed for. That was two more Mages into the crew, certainly enough to deal with any bandits that they ran into, no matter how tough they were.

"I just thought you'd be a good addition, is all," Sara responded to the hammer mage. "I don't like fighting all too much, but most bandits don't just keel over when you walk up to them. If reason won't work..." She wrapped a hand around her Gold Keys. "...I'm willing to beat some sense into them. If I have to."

She than quickly turned to address Vali, who she had ignored for a solid 10 seconds. "And it's great that you're coming to! I haven't really seen you do much with that gun of yours yet, but I'm sure you can work wonders! And those healing bullet sound like they'll be useful!"

She addressed the group as a whole. "It'll take almost half a day to get there, so maybe you guys should go get ready or whatever? I'll meet you out in front of the Guild Hall."





Kukan sat in his office contemplating. His office certainly reflected the mood, filled wall-to-wall with books and tomes and anything with words on it. His desk was covered in papers, manuscripts, letters, all sorts, with a dusty old book titled "Worlde Serpentes" lying open in the center of it all. Kukan stared at the book, reading through every page. The book was a collection of recipes from years prior, but Kukan had hoped that if would contain some sort of hint.

Just recently, the World Serpent guild, previously thought extinct, had resurfaced, and took the entire country by storm. Just one murder of a Council Guard captain had sparked a series of revelations. World Serpent was no longer a small dark guild- they were a threat controlling crime rings and dark guilds across the country. Their Five Serpent Heads were at least on par with the S-Class mages of Dragon Heart, and their Guild Master- only known to the public as Helga- was a mage of unrivaled power. With the council not doing anything, it was up to Dragon Heart to do what they did not.

But of course, those two knuckleheads- Vega and Muko- had to go at it again. Both were incredible mages, no doubt, but they needed something. And Kukan figured he had the cure.

The door creaked, and as Kukan expected, the two of them quickly walked in. Master Teki clasped his hands. "Hello there you two." He waved his hand. "I have a job for you, so listen up. It's important."

"There's been a series of attacks on a legal guild titled Sea Dragon's Tooth by a mysterious mage. All reports indicate he's working solo, but even on his own he's just as strong as either of you. So I figured that a solid exercise would be for you to work together and defeat him. The reward is handsome, in any case."

Kukan snapped his fingers, a Magic Seal forming underneath the two mages's feet. "Good luck, of course. And now..."

"Space Shift!"


Brilliant green light overflowed the room, and the two mages found themselves immediately stranded in a beautiful spring field, a small Guild Hall unlike the Dragon Heart one in the near distance.

Kukan smiled, stretching his arms. The whole mission was claptrap, entirely falsified- Sea Dragon's Tooth, the Dark Mage, and the entire area was simply a creation of his Personal Space. He had designed it to make the two solo mages work together to accomplish something.

"Now, for the real mission."

Mis and her motley crew should be there any second now.

@Quincy @pkken @Sho Minazuki @Esran @Reflection
Sara Hepburn





Sara gave an amiable smile as Dame spoke, accepting her offer to work together with a sweet response.”Awe, thanks, you,” she said with a brief giggle. The young man, around a year her senior, was such a charmer. The fellow blonde followed Damian as the two made their way over to the request board, where Kukan, using his magic, had tacked on several new additions. Sara glossed over them. Most of them seemed to appeal to the C-rank mages of the guild, with basic quests such as teaching magic to small children (a task that, while enjoyable to Sara, did not pay rent) and working at various venues for security (a task so utterly boring Sara could not think to do it again.) There was one quest in particular that caught her eye.

”How about this one?” Sara reached for a piece of paper on the board, pulling the parchment down to read more closely. ”I hate to even think about those poor people, without medicine and all. Let’s do this one, OK?”

She noticed the typos, of course, but thought little of them. He was a doctor in a rush; she didn’t really care all too much for the grammar in the letter.

A resolute look in her eyes, she began to speak quicker now, determination filling her voice. ”We ought to get a move on. Mill Valley shouldn’t be too far from here, anyway, so we can get a move on pretty quickly.” Her eyes looked around the room, from masked sniper perched up near the balcony to the hammer girl pinned down by the bar.

”A team couldn’t hurt as well.”

Sara walked over to Trixie first, who was now free from Mis’s tackle. ”Trix! Me and Dame are going out on a job. Want to come? It’s a nice reward, and I don’t mind splitting.” She glanced back at her companion. ”You?”

@Quincy @pkken
@Raijinslayer Alright, I've had time to look at the form now, and I have a few critiques.

Scarlet(or Asura) God Slayer


All slayer magics are elemental. Scarlet's not really an element, so that wouldn't precisely work out.

This leads to it being able good at not only tearing through most defenses, as each attack weakens the structural integrity of the target and thus that much easier to break down, but it also means that it can interact with other magic as well, breaking down the inner formulas and structures that hold every spell together.


This is fundamentally broken. It's Gildart's Crash, but a God Slayer magic capable of being thrown around with bellow and blasts. Crash is already an insanely overpowered magic, so I personally feel that this magic is too much.

If he were to ever focus more on his skill as a slayer, however, it is possible that he could refine the transference of energy in the future to make it a more viable means of regaining magical power akin to that of other slayers, if not better given the lack of restriction.


In essence, by the time we hit Page 100 in the RP, we will have a self-healing Gildarts. O_O

I do think necessary revisions should be made in order for this to suffice in the RP. Certainly other characters do have their issues in terms of balance, but this seems a bit over the bar I'd set for right now.

I will accept a strong case for your magic as well, but after several read throughs, I don't see any way that this Magic is not a shade OP.




@Crimson Raven Thank you for your concern and input, but could you lay off a bit on the character critiquing? Thanks.

Sara Hepburn





As the fight between Muko and Vega raged on, a looming figure appeared on the balcony, pushing his way through Glory and Lorn. He raised his right hand, extending his index and middle fingers, a look of annoyance behind his bespectacled eyes. A large, shimmering green Magic Seal appeared at the tip of his fingers, a bright light emanating across the Guild Hall.

"Frozen Space!"


Immediately, a wave of grey shot through the room, draining the color out of every surface, person, animal, anything in the room, except for Kukan himself. Sara immediately felt her joints stiffen and her body lock into place as it turned into the desolate shades of grey and black and white, monochrome. The only function in her body (other than breathing) that still worked was her eyes, which turned towards the angry-looking Guild Master.

"This," he began slowly, after a brief period of silent concentration, "is a family. We are a family. We don't fight in these sacred halls, built out of the foundations of respect and honor." His glare intensified on Muko and Vega. "You knuckleheads- all of you- should truly take time to reflect on the words and actions of our predecessors, of our peers, and try to exemplify their lives." With a wave of his hand, the spell was dissipated- the grey hues all vanished, replaced once again by color and life. Sara stretched her arms eagerly. Kukan didn't showcase his magic often, but when he did, it was bound to be intense.

Master Teki, with a wave of his hand, opened a dark green portal, from which a fountain of letters, stamped "MAGIC COUNCIL," flowed out from, like a river of paper. "These are the complaints we receive for our lack of behavior while out on missions. Constant denunciations, grievances, warnings, and more. How many times we've been threatened with disbandment is uncountable." Kukan, who realized the exorbitant amount of complaints had now flooded the Guild Hall floor knee-deep, quickly reversed the spell, the papers disappearing in a quick flash and a loud snap. "You guys know as well as I do that I could care less about the Magic Council, but the next time you go out on a job, at least consider the consequences your actions will have on your peers, your surroundings, and your Guild."

Turning with a quick motion and giving a curt nod to Lorn and Glory, he finished with a quick statement. "A few new jobs are now up, by the way, if you're not busy. Nothing too dangerous, but the people look like they need your help, and even through the shenanigans, help is what we do best as Mages. And plus, there's some nice Emeralds behind it, so I'd consider it if I were you." He quickly glanced over his shoulder at Muko and Vega. "I'll see you two in a bit."

And with those last words, he vanished back up to his office as quickly as he came.

Sara glanced at the request board from the bar stool, before turning to the person next to her, Damian. She never liked going on jobs alone, and she never really associated all too much with the moderately new Great Tree Arc mage outside of polite introductions, waves, and the occasional meeting at the hall and about the country. "Hey. Would you be up for a job together? I've never really worked with you before, so I see it as a fun opportunity." She smiled with that sweet-as-honey smile that she constantly had on. "What do ya say?"

@pkken

@Hitman Alright then. I'll hop right to it.

Assuming A-C refers to the ranks?


Yup
I saw something about not taking anymore so I'll just watch for now.


As @Aeolian stated, somebody did leave, so we do have a spot available A-C. Feel free to whip up a CS!
Sara Hepburn





The brawl surged on in the main Guild Hall, but it intensified with the introduction of Muko Zanthrax on the balcony. Sara blinked, surprised and also fearing for her safety. The Zanthrax descendant certainly channeled some of the power of his predecessors, if the books she read were any indication. He seemed to be charging up an attack too, something that scared Sara further. He must've been planning to pacify by force and uphold the peace. Sara had a tingling gut feeling that wouldn't happen.

Muko, with the war cry of "Void Dragon's Drop!" resonating through the hall, then proceeded to follow up on his promise and leap off the balcony, striking with Magic capable of making snow and dropping the temperature of the room. Sara wrapped her arms around her shoulders, shivering. Her shakes were not only from the fact that she had been hit by the tailspin of the snow produced by his attack, but also the sheer intensity of Dragon Heart's strongest mage and his magical power. She certainly considered herself a capable Mage, not on top of the Guild but at least in tune with Magic, but Muko made her feel like an amateur.

Dealing with the problem that the Guild Hall was now significantly colder (and the fact that she was only wearing a thin, short-sleeved top with a floral pattern), Sara raised a Silver Key from her keyring, one with a blazing fire at the top and a pointy hook at the tip. O-open," she muttered, "g-gate of the Furnace." She was shivering even more heavily. Damn, why was it so cold?

"Fornax!"

A brilliant green Magic Seal appeared midair, before Fornax appeared, cocooned in glowing light. The light shifted into the shape of a massive, 7-foot-tall man, before it vanished, revealing the legendary Furnace, Fornax, a tall, mustachioed man wearing a chef's garb. Fornax gave a cheesy (but dedicated) bow. "You called, m'lady?

Sara nodded with a sweet smile towards her spirit "C-could you heat up the r-room a little, F-Fornax? It's a b-bit chilly in h-h-here."

The prideful spirit laughed boisterously. "As per your wishes, m'lady." He snapped his fingers, and a small, microwave-like device appeared in a sudden burst of flames. "Fire Magic: Heat Wave!" His call caused the little furnace to release a visibly red wave of heat, the slush of the room melting into puddles of water, the chilly temperature warming significantly.

Sara audibly sighed in relief as the warmth flooded the room. "Thank you, Fornax." She gave a polite wave goodbye as Fornax faded back into the Spirit Realm.

Sara turned to the newcomer at the bar, the Lost Magic mage Damian. Sara grabbed the pitcher at the edge of the counter and poured the alcoholic beverage (whatever it was) into the cup Dame was extending. "Nice seeing you, Dame," she said sweetly, giving the fellow blonde mage a pleasant smile. "How're you holding up?"

@pkken @MarsAdept

@Aeolian added FCs for the Council, working on Serpent next
Sara Hepburn





A noise from the other side of the Guild Hall got Sara's attention- that noise being the footsteps followed by the twang-coated voice of Victoria Pax. Victoria was a legendary smith, an S-Class mage no less, and certainly a familiar face around the halls of the Guild. Sara reciprocated her greeting with a small wave and a happy grin. "A pleasure to see you too, Victoria." She listened to the mage talk about her day, including a game of chess where she had whooped the other poor guild-mate into submission. Sara laughed quietly. "I can't play chess for the life of me. I still don't remember what the little horse does." She paused in contemplative silence for a brief moment. "That's the one that jumps, right?"

Her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of quarreling at the center of the guild hall. Sara's interest was piqued by the argument, and her focus shifted towards the nature of the hostility. Two lower-ranked Mages were shouting at each other over something about jobs. Considering the scarcity of quality jobs on busy days, it did make a bit of sense, but it certainly didn't warrant such a heated conversation, and it definitely didn't warrant the taller Mage to suddenly shout “Fist Magic!” and punch the other mage in the gut, sending him careening across the Guild floor and headfirst into the wall next to the Request Board, smoke gently rising from the crater that formed at impact.

Soon, a group of the mages were duking it out in a thankfully non-magical brawl at the center of the guild hall, the bodies of defeated mages flying across the building like discarded rags. Sara sighed with a down shake of her head. She loved the guild, but the constant fighting did drag her down from time to time. Though not at all ready to join the duel, she put a hand on her key rings in case more than fists and bodies started to get thrown around.


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