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Good to hear! And I'm sure you're right.

On the matter of your characters, I'm anxious to find out what you have planned - but keep in mind you can use both characters if you want. No problem at all.

Alright, I'm assuming Capn is still good to go too, so I'm going to get writing on an OP. Probably be up in a day or two!
Well, I am neither a mind reader or an expert on this matter, but I feel it safe to assume that losing a potential neighbour to the land of ghosts and goblins isn't a promising sign XD

So, Captain Crunch and Vertighost, how do you feel about an extremely small group of three? I mean, at least until other interested peeps come along.
@vertigh0st Thanks for the Thank to let me know you're still in. Feel free to ask any questions you might have as well.

Still waiting on @AyElEmAy for confirmation they are still in as well. If they're still in then it looks like we have, at least for now, a four person party.

tbh small groups aren't a bad thing. Good, actually, but maybe some more players will join soon enough as well.

@MissCapnCrunch You're welcome lol

I am very curious to what everyone has in mind, too. But I also like surprises. I'm glad you are hyped for this! Looking forward to seeing what is knocking around in that head of yours. Looking forward to seeing what everyone has in mind, actually.

To answer your question: I think a mix would be great. Assuming that all our characters come from the same neighbourhood, doesn't necessarily mean they know each other beforehand, so I'd like to leave that aspect up to each player do decide. If you want your character to meet other charters in the IC, that's cool. If you would like to poke and prod for information about another players character to know them before the story starts, that is also cool by me. Personally, I'm preferring to jump into this blind and let things flourish from there.




Also, peeps! At this point I would like to point out that you are not limited to one main character. A few is okay, and of course, since this is a suburb in a city, various NPC's are welcome too.

Also like to mention post size and speed. I don't go much on free-style size. But you don't have to write a novel each time either. a few paragraphs on average is all good. long as we know what's going on and it's legible, what else is there to ask for XD

As for speed, well, I don't like applying pressure. There is no fun in being on demand in my view. Right now I'm in a couple of 1X1's where a post might even happen once a month at times. and I'm perfectly okay with that. Yeah, I know groups are different, since we have more than just one other person and plot stuff to think about. So with that in mind, yeah, don't feel pressure when posting. Take it easy and post when you can and have fun. There is no time limit, per say - because RL circumstances and such - but if you see it is your turn to post, then getting a post out as soon as you can is all I ask.

Oh wow, that post was longer than I expected it to be. Not a windbag at all
@MissCapnCrunch@AyElEmAy@vertigh0st (apologies for the ping but i wasn't sure if you subscribed here yet) I'm honoured by you all being interests in this. Is good. Don't hold back on any questions you might have, since it's kinda hard to elaborate without more knowledge to your own inclinations.

I should probably start working on an IC. And I really don't mind if it's a small or large group. So long as it's enjoyed. But first I wanna lay down at least one specific that you might be wondering about?

That is the character sheets. They aren't needed but by all means when the thread starts post a sheet, of course, if you want to do it that way. I've GM'd before so don't worry. so far I feel confident that you will all introduce your characters in the IC in such a way that the rest of us substantially know what's going on with them. So all good.

I also think maybe I should wait on some more interest before getting carried away, and maybe open a discord server if things get running well.

We are all in on this together, so any thoughts on these things are welcome :)

HI PEOPLE!

So hey, I had this idea, yes I did!! Now, hold up, I've never done a Slice of Life before, because who wants to add to the already grimmmmm nature of real life by playing it out in the fantasy world of RPing as well? NO ONE! well... maybe someone - BUT ANYWAY! Let's make this a slice of life with a difference - none of that gagging mainframe stuff!

Different? How? HAH!

Ragamuffin!

- Heck! The difference is up to you!

Hear this, hear this! Your character lives in a apartment or house in a middle to low class suburb of a MUCH greater city! Oh heck, maybe your character is a street bum - why not?! Here you can establish the home and character you want - so long as it's middle to lower class! whoop whoop!

Here in this suburb you got all sorts from commoners to the drug dealers to ex cons to gardeners to students to hookers hanging out on the street corner - to God knows what else! Integrate your character as you please. Let the story unfold at will!

HECK YES, I have a GM plan to throw things out of wack - but never mind that at this stage - just know it is gonna be fun! Who knows, maybe you and our resident neighbors are on rout to save the world, or maybe to save a very special flavoured pie from being devoured by a wicked adversary - who cares either way? As long as we're having fun!

So put your hands up! Who is in with me on this?

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐, 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖘, 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖍, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕭𝖆𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊


Jack caught the coin with a swift downward snatch of one hand, though his now queer look was stuck on Cheryl.

There is something really wrong with you

Her response wasn’t altogether what he should have expected from anyone aside a few bad people he’d met in life. She didn’t seem to care at all that someone wanted her dead, but that wasn’t the only thing irking him at this point. How did she not show the slightest trace of appreciation that he shared the death request with her openly, even at the possible cost of seeing his daughter? Sure the whole thing seemed suspiciously moot, but still. So much for winning over even the slightest amount of respect. Then again, she did just hand over a gold coin to the man who had been asked to kill her. So that was progress. Okay, maybe not, not necessarily. Not with this girl. She was just plain weird.

Unable or unwilling to discuss matters further, he gave a nod to thank her for the coin and turned away. ‘Weirdo’ He muttered loud enough for her to hear, and started up the road past the empty stalls of the marketplace.

Woman needs to lighten up. When was the last time she had a good –

‘Fuck!’ He bit his lip – train of thought broken when he stumped his toe on a raised cobblestone brick, causing him to stumble a few feet.

A professional thief, and a damn good one. That’s Jack. He’d raked in more cash than he could count by way of his uncanny ability to keep cool and avoid mistakes. He had always been the suave and collective guy, the man’s man, and he had a reputation to match, at least, that’s the way things were back in his own world – but this place, this world, wherever the hell he was, was getting the better of him. His frustration was mounting. Never in all his life had he managed to act like such a complete imbecile so frequently. He suddenly got the notion this place had cursed him to be a fumbling idiot – that is, aside from all the other shit it was throwing at him. Or maybe it was Cheryl, some people just manage to bring out the worst in others, and hey, she was some sort of witch, and by the way things were going he wouldn’t be surprised if she was the one to have hexed him. He could feel her watching him walk up the street. Well, she might not have been watching, but it sure as hell felt like she was. He wasn’t about to look back to confirm.




Strange. Travius had been expecting him. The hefty blacksmith stood in the doorway of his home, a grim frown expressing both his lack of surprise and disdain for the late-night caller.

‘You’ve come for your weapon?’ He snuffed, shaking his head as if appalled by something, and reached behind the door to produce a sheathed sword. It wasn’t a big piece, little shorter than most swords Jack had seen in his life but, admittedly, his experience in medieval weaponry was rather limited. Before Jack could say a word, Travius had shoved the sword up against his chest to take it. ‘Now go.’

Jack clutched to the sword with one hand, looked down at it, up at Travius confused, and then regarded the gold coin in the palm of his other hand; ‘You don’t want –‘

‘There is no charge!’ Travius snapped. The flame of the porch sconce flickered madly as if incensed by the man’s blunt mood. ‘The Old Hag was here. Told me to give this to you when you arrived. You just missed her, actually…’ He crooked his jaw to one side, ‘…why she couldn’t have just given it to you herself….’ He sighed as though a great weight was supressing his ill feelings towards what was apparently an old hag? ‘No, just go, please. If only you and your kind would leave my family in peace. I want nothing of this, you hear?’

With the door slammed shut, Jack stood very confused on the porch, eyes peering to the side to watch the reducing flames of the sconce. Just when he thought things couldn’t get any stranger. Now he was thinking he hadn’t even scraped the surface of the oddities to come. He turned slowly in thought then descended the three stairs to where he stood on the road and took a few moments to assess the sword. Sliding the weapon a few inched free of its finely stitched leather sheath, the blade gleamed like milky steel in the descending glow of the three moons. What sort of steel was this? Certainly wasn’t iron. Wasn’t silver or platinum either. It looked soft like liquid metal, yet definitely hard to the touch – and light… Like a feather. In his experience, at least in most cases, the heavier the item the more value it held, like gold for example, but something was telling Jack in this instance that all he knew about value meant nothing anymore.

While exposing a few inches of its blade in the moonlight – unable to help but admire the faint iridescent spectrums reflecting in waves off its surface – his peripheral vision caught sight of someone nearby. His head snapped up, eyes widening on an old woman haunting the shadows on the opposite side of the road. She was dressed in a dark robe, hair straggled, her bright and piercing blue eyes immediately sending shivers up his spine.

‘Who are y…’ Jack’s voice breathed like that of a fading ghost call while everything around him began to change. The town itself began to transform, yet not quite. The buildings that were there remained as they were, yet another image was superimposed upon and around them. It was as if he were viewing the same town from another place in time, or possible an alternate reality – some sort of parallel existence? He stood there stricken by an invisible force, and the old woman remained in her position too, just glaring at him with those piercing eyes as the imagery of another town like Sonarlis came alive. All he could do was watch as the event took place around him –

It was daylight. Morning. But there was nothing pleasant to see. The world seemed to have turned to hell and demons, or be them dragons, were raining havoc upon the small mountainside town of Sonarlis. Across the way, the recently bustling marketplace had been torn apart, a great deal of it going up in flames – and so were some civilians; flesh melting from their bones as they frantically attempted to douse themselves, while other people, or most others, were scrambling and screaming in terrified attempts to find safety.

On the far side of the market, Jack could see the large man that was with Hannah in the previous apparition. He was a large brute of a man, now standing near a different young girl with a sword. These two being the only ones not fleeing in terror like the rest of the townsfolk. But the brute, holding some type large glowing bone in hands, was visibly filled with rage. Face red with intensity, he was looking across the market at Hannah.

Jack’s heart leapt in his chest at the sight of his daughter. Her arms were bound. She was kicking and struggling to escape a man dressed in a dark cloak and hood who was carrying her over his shoulder to where he proceeded to mount a massive Dragon that had landed.

The brute took off running towards Hannah, those tree trunk legs moving at unbelievable speed, while the girl he left behind suddenly shot upward, rocketing like a bullet into the sky like superman’s offspring.

Mounted on the base of the dragons neck, the cloaked man was struggling to lay Hannah over his lap. This struggle was causing a delay that could have provide the brute time to get to them, but the brute didn’t need a delay. He had hardly taken a few pounding steps in their direction when he teleported, and in that split second before vanishing from one spot and arriving next to the grounded dragon, he seemed to appear in two places at once. Now sliding to a halt next to the dragon, the brute swung his weapon down on the dragons head before it could even consider a defence. The dragons head exploded in a gruesome burst of scales, blood, teeth and brain matter, accompanied by a beastly cry that emanated from the brutes weapon.

The body of the dragon slumped lifeless as the brute turned his furious attention to the cloaked man who was still mounted on the neck of the carcass and still struggling to subdue Hannah, until he realised what had happened by the spray of dragon’s blood that covered his person. Raising Hannah as a human shield against the brutes pending assault, the cloaked man dismounted and started running towards the bridge out of town.

Quickly the brute gave chase, only now he too was being pursued by another dragon swooping down from above with the intent to attack the brute from behind – though it never got the chance. Just a moment before wrapping its open mouth around the brute, yet another dragon appeared. This new arrival looked different to the other hostile dragons. It was smaller, younger - its features told Jack it was of a different breed - and its scales were the pale green colour of the bushes that it suddenly emerged from beside the stables –

This younger dragon shot out from hiding like a cannon and rammed the hostile dragon with a powerful body slam that sent it off course; tumbling through the air and across the ground and into flames of the marketplace. From the flames it hastily shot upwards while the word ‘ARIST’ boomed like thunder from its mouth.

The incredible speed of the young dragons sudden attack had caused Jack to jump in surprise, but in the following moment he saw that the brute had caught up to his target, swinging his weapon at the cloaked man’s legs. Even amid the sounds of all the chaos taking place, the sickening sound of his knees being shattered could be heard. He went down bellowing in agony. Hannah was flung from his arms and rolled into a stall of a nearby horse tied up in the stables. The horse was frightened by all the commotion, narrowly missing Hannah’s head with its stomping hooves before the brute stooped in and swept her up into the grip of one arm. Although Hannah’s arms were still bound, she gripped her legs tight around the brutes waist while the brute himself, now wielding his mighty bone in the grip of one hand, strode up to the cloaked man writhing in pain on the ground and popped his head, just like he had the dragons.

All of these events took a mere few seconds to unfold. It all happened so fast, and now - apparently alarmed by the word “Arist”, or be it the young dragon that had appeared so conveniently - the few remaining hostile dragons quickly turned from aggressive to panicked behaviour. They no longer seemed willing to continue their attack. They called out in some strange language to each other, but they didn’t flee either. The three of them quickly regrouped above the town, circling like curious but apprehensive scavengers, while the young Arist dragon perched itself upon the headless dragon carcass like a content kitten, the colour of its scales turned from pale green to various shades of clay, and it raised its mellow stare to the predators in the sky… or maybe it was looking at something else up there.

It was then, while the townsfolk continued to run about in terror, while the hostile dragons began circling in the sky, while the brute started to free Hannah from her binds, and while Jack tried with all his might to call out to his daughter, but failed, the transparent play-through of the alternate reality faded away.


Jack was back again, standing on the cobblestone road in the night and turning his awed and troubled expression towards the old woman who, right at that moment, spoke before vanishing, as if she too had been an apparition.

‘Take my sword, it will serve you well. Let the soured bitch Cheryl lead you. Come to me.

It is all about the journey.’




Jack had been gone for less than five minutes so Cheryl would have likely still been waiting. He didn’t actually know if Cheryl had also observed the vision he had witnessed, and he didn’t really seem to care. Jack’s demeanour was noticeably different now. His sheathed sword was strapped to his back, he was void of expression, he was walking with a strut like a man with confidence and purpose, and he didn’t say a word or even look at Cheryl until he arrived beside her horse, ready to go.

‘Yeah, I’ve ridden before,’ He tells her, ‘so let’s get this show on the road.’
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay


~𝔅𝔞𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔢~


Less common than many other dragon types, and considered extinct for a short period post The Age of Resilience, Arist are arguably the most feared and revered of all dragons, renowned for their esteemed intelligence, exceptional magical abilities and physical prowess.







𝒞𝒶𝓏𝓃𝒶


Cazna is female, probably human, and comes from a place called Linger. At age eighteen she stands five feet, six inches (167cm) tall. She's lean with fair skin and shoulder length hair. Hair and eye colour pend on many factors.

Although Cazna looks and smells the part of a human, one might be inclined to describe her as superior, which may make up for her lacks of personality. Not a case of lazy writer’s syndrome, she really does lack personality - most of the time, and there is likely a good reason for that.





𝒦𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒


Krome is a male human from Earth, prior the year 1999AD. At age twenty he stands a bit over six feet with a strong athletic build, rustic-blond hair, lightly tanned skin and chestnut eyes, handsome – but no, not in that cute, pretty-boy Leonardo DeCaprio kinda way. Consider Krome a little more rugged than that.

Krome’s personality is like trying to sum up a real person in just a few words. Not gonna happen. For that, one can go visit the comic book store. But just to say, he usually comes across as cool, calm and collective.



𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓼


Dead.

Probably dead. She may have been an old bird, but not quite at the nappy stage yet.

But one should always make sure.

Avoiding the old woman’s crotch like the plague, Buttons stretched up to pat his paws over her wrinkly cheeks. Cold. Clammy, and even more than usual. He moved his nose in towards hers, not sensing any breathing before her head flopped to the side and knocked with a dull thud against the window.

Cold skin, lack of breath, incontinence, and uncontrollable rolling of the head in a moving vehicle.

Definitely dead.

Taking leave of her lap, he sat on the seat beside her like nothing was wrong, looking around in a casual cat manner. Fortunately, this bus wasn’t crowded, not many people eager to visit Squarespace, apparently, but that was all well and good. Had there been more people on board this unoccupied seat may not have been so empty, but less passengers also meant less likelihood of anyone noticing the old, dead lady slumping about in the second last row - and Buttons definitely didn’t want that. Who needs all that commotion and fussing over a person that doesn’t care anymore anyway? Besides, he really didn’t feel like being manhandled right now. A cat needs its space. Sure, suffering a little human touch for the sake of obtaining a delicious feed was normally worth it, but being coddled and squeezed and groped by way too many human hands, just because some old lady died, was another thing altogether.

Death… how monotonously annoying.

Nope, he’d sit right here, in this perfectly pee-and-poop-free seat until the bus arrives at its destination. Okay, he was feeling a little bit concerned. After all, the woman did soil her pants, and it might not take long for one of these passengers to notice this unrelenting stench of old people faecal matter.

Ignoring the insatiable urge to coil down and lick his ass, he remained in a seated position, expression flat as normal and turning his eyes out the window, just waiting for this journey to end. The sooner the better, of course, this smell was going to put him off the thought of food for at least another hour.

For the love of tuna soup, please hurry up and arrive already!

One eyelid raised a notch when the Welcome sign to Squarespace floated by the window. Looks like he was having a stoke of luck, this journey was certainly close to an end, and never a moment too soon. But you know, despite the stench and the dread of possibly having the old bird give her position away, he was feeling pretty good about all this. He’d been hanging around old Mariam for far too long, and it was always great to live free and easy on your own now and then. No one to feign affection for, no one to whine at for an extra little scratch above the tail, no more having to put up with the blaring volume of infomercials at odd hours of the morning in an apartment that smells like old eggs. Yep, he could roam around and live by his own wits for a while, time to stop and smell the roses on his continued and lengthy search for Bob.

Still, I really will miss her fried chicken wings. No one cooks chicken quite like she did.




𝓙𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓮


Jaimie had no reason to stay in this one-horse town anymore. The only reason she’d come here in the first was to hook up with Vernon, but interest in that romance died fast. As usual. If it wasn’t for that annoying tattoo of his ex’s name stamped on his left butt cheek, the whole affair may have lasted a little longer. Since the break-up, if you even want to call it that, she’d rented a granny flat while working as a checkout chick in the local convenience store, saving up the money to move on. That mission had been accomplished now, and she was soooo looking forward to indulging in the always jumping and banging city life again.

With warm coffee cup braced in both hands, though still shivering in her comfort-sacrificing, black mini skirt, knee length leather boots and skimpy hot-pink jacket, Bob cut bleach-blond hair pulsating in the morning breeze, all she had to do was wait for the next bus out of town. Despite the cold and the unpractical clothes she was wearing, she was masochistic enough to have chose the table outside of the bus station canteen room. Sure, it would have been warmer to wait inside, but that would have also meant having to put up with humouring the conversation with Michael, the pimply faced teen serving at the counter. Just another stalker she had managed to obtain during her stay. He really wasn’t happy to see her leaving, and she really wasn’t in the mood to counselling a breaking heart.

So many lonely, sappy, clingy men out there. How even was it that women were the ones to get tagged as the more emotional gender?

She didn’t have to put up with the cold for too long, she could have just used the extra sweater she had tucked away in her carry-on bag, but fortunately she didn’t have to. The bus was right on time, the warm bus aircon awaited her. Really though, a bus perfectly on time in a town like this was no surprise. It was actually kind of eerie just how well things normally turned out here.

Figures

She did have a little more waiting to do, at least time enough to finish her coffee while the bus driver went off to freshen up before the next journey. But, as life had a way of throwing its surprises, her reasons for leaving town were throw into question when a black-and-white tuxedo cat was the first to step off the bus. When the doors clambered open, the cute little thing seemed to be in quite the hurry – pouncing from the platform right over the steps and onto the sidewalk where it paused, just long enough to regard Jaimie with a peculiar raise of one brow, and say; “Hey there, hot stuff! Try and keep those legs together, will ya? – and enjoy the smell!”

Yes.

It spoke.

She gasped. Mouth and eyes wide with shock. The coffee slipping from her grip, smashing on the stone pavers between her feet as she watched the black-and-white beauty dart off up the street towards the center of town.
𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓼


This is Buttons, well, at least in markings and eye colour.




Well no, okay, this isn’t the best picture. It doesn’t really capture his usual flat expression and cynical disposition. But this is more or less what Buttons looks like when he gets surprised, which honestly doesn’t happen much.





Consider everything prior to this point his personality reference....

Bob is his real name. Actually, that’s not quite right, it is the name of the man trapped inside the cat. Buttons is the name of the cat. …It’s a long story, to be honest, so I’ll cut it short to prevent any needless suffering.

It happened a long time ago, in a town I can’t be bothered to remember the name of right now. Bob was living there at the time, a commoner sort, though a little odd, roughly in his early thirties, who happened to fall in love with the local witch. They got married, lah-de-dah and so on, but in the end he pissed her off and she cast his soul into a cat. That’s the bulk of it, really. His human body is still out there somewhere, shuffling around listlessly without a soul.

To be fair, being trapped inside a cat has its benefits, like being doted upon by practically everyone who meets you, and having the good fortune of licking your own ass in public without anyone harping up about it.


So that’s a thing.
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