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6 yrs ago
Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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6 yrs ago
joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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6 yrs ago
*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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6 yrs ago
does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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6 yrs ago
The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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In XD 5 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay


Harvey felt at ease with the enormous magnezone in front of him. It had the strength of a pickup truck and the sleekness of a fighter jet, with all of the mechanical components of the machines that he´d spent so much time surrounded by. The other pokemon on the field were certainly nothing to scoff at as well, but he definitely felt protected by the silver behemoth. That and, well, it was all virtual.

And speaking of cold and heartless machines, battling alongside him was Colton.

Joking aside, in the short amount of time that the two had been acquainted with one another Harvey had grown to see him as a particularly interesting character. He was the total opposite of the bold and brash personalities at the motorcycle shop yet still managed to make Harvey feel uneasy with his scientific way of analyzing things. It made the harsh voice in his head that criticized all of his actions amplify whenever Colton´s gaze rested on him. Did I do something wrong? was a common thought for Harvey to have in his presence. But then again, it was a common thought to have in front of any of his coworkers presence. Young people were on a separate wavelength for the poor sap.

On the opposite side were two of the team´s most explosive personalities, and for a moment Harvey felt overwhelmed by all of the possible turns that this battle could take. He cleared his throat to speak, a habit formed out of working around loud noises and having to get someone´s attention. "I´m not the best at fighting, but I think I´ve learned a little so far!"

He hoped to use his strengths in machinery to cover his weaknesses in cooperation with other living things, an alright strategy. Magnezone hovered menacingly like a machine on standby.

interested..
Would an isolated village like this one have knowledge over things like hazmat suits?

It didn´t matter, because the man in a hazmat suit was fully clad in one regardless of whatever time period the little bud of civilization had found itself stuck in. The young girl´s accusations came as a shock to him, causing him to plod over a little to her with a rhythmical and rubbery fervor.

"I-"

"SNnnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Wouldn´t dare contaminate myself with such-"

"SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzz"

"Germs and bacteria from this village. I came here to do research, and-"

"SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz"

"-must keep my delicate immune system from being compromised."

The man spoke in between heavy breaths of air filtered through his mask. Even turning around and taking a couple of steps was enough to wear him out. He steadied his breathing and resumed speaking, ending with a large and hearty gulp of air.

"You on the other hand... cameras? Goggles? A school of several dozen fish inconspicuously floating throughout your personal space? It seems like witchcraft to me. And as my grandpappy always said, the only thing worse than a werewolf is a werewolf who´s also an anime girl who´s also a witch, yeah... SNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Welcome!

Most of the roleplaying that goes on here doesn´t use tabletop mechanics at all but there is a special section for them. You´ve probably already found this out though lol.
I´d like to have more opportunities for the characters to interact with one another for a bit, seeing as they´ve been a bit busy with fighting for their lives lol

As for the scenario, I don´t really have one in mind. We´re escaping a ruined city, so I guess being out in the wilderness and planning on our next move would be the most likely course of action?
In XD 5 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



A jagged shard that once formed part of the rooftop crashed maliciously onto the man below. Octavio, his movements too slow and sluggish, was made a quick victim of the raw energy of magic and gravity centering on the top of his head. It shattered bone as if it were paper and greedily dug in his brain matter, instantly creating a burst of liquefied flesh out of the top half of his face.

And then in a few seconds, he melted away. The illusion had been slain.

When cutting an apple, you usually focus on using your arms and not your legs. They´re there of course, but inactive and not something you´re even aware of. If airplanes existed in this world, the illusion that had just died would have very easily been described as being on "autopilot". Octavio and his second illusion were dealing the finishing blows to the cultist against them, and just like an apple, their opponent had quickly become a mess of red and exposed pale skin. The strange method of circling around the cultist relentlessly had even given the wounds a bit of a spiral formation.

He had no time to control the illusion he sent sprinting after Chres nor really cared over its fate. Octavio flashed a grim smile at registering the feeling of a mental burden fading away and knew that it had perished without having to waste a second. In a way, it invigorated him even further. The thought that it could have been him had he expressed even a shred of genuine empathy toward his companions.

A natural result of succumbing to foolishness. He let out a small chuckle, revealing himself as the true Octavio. It didn´t matter anymore anyway, as his remaining illusion slammed his body onto their trembling foe and began hacking at it like an animal. It was a direct contrast to the more honorable fighting styles that his formally trained companions employed around him, a method of combat not studied but developed, out of survival and doing whatever needed to be done. Without getting his own hands dirty, of course.


Can I slap a quick post in beforehand?

In XD 5 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
hewwo....


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