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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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P A L M E R M E D I - T E C H B U I L D I N G - N E W Y O R K O F F I C E

Two Weeks Post-Crisis | Brooklyn, New York

Scott Lang had checked in an hour ago. Forty five minutes late and to a very dissatisfied response from the now aptly named Cross Brothers, who felt the need to remind him of his daughter’s precarious situation. He gave his final briefing before the PalmerTech heist, and arranged for the drop-off and exchange to take place at another CrossRoads site which was currently vacated for “Industrial level cleaning and sterilization” in between their company’s projects.

Apparently New Jersey could never be fully sterilized, surprising no one.

Janet, Ted and Scott all knew their roles and cues.

Scott had on his new shrinky suit underneath his cleaning jumpsuit. He scanned his way into the Brooklyn office and made himself part of the background, mopping up on the fourth floor.

Ted walked into the lobby in a business suit and announced his presence to the receptionist on the front desk, claiming to have a meeting with Ray Palmer. She asked for his name and Ted feined outrage and a ‘Don’t-you-know-who-I-am’ attitude.

He didn’t have to stretch too hard to really sell the ‘don’t-you-know-who-I-am’ irritation.

She called upstairs and after a few hurried redirects managed to get through to the CEO himself and appraised him of the situation. She hung up, and the receptionist informed Ted that he was coming down. A small bug seemed to fly off of Kord’s shoulder and seeing her reaction, Ted swatted at thin air and loudly exclaimed “And is it too much to fumigate in here? What kind of operation is Ray Palmer running here?”

“I’m sorry, Mister Kord. Doctor Palmer will be down very soon.”

Janet was carrying the message that the CEO was in motion and that Ted would look to stall him downstairs, or preferably off-site, for as long as possible. She flew into a thin air conditioning vent and rode upon air pockets which helped carry her up to meet up with Lang faster than her wings would generally carry her. She popped out of the vent, flew over and whispered Scott Lang’s cue to him.

“Clear. Ted’s got him downstairs.”

Lang unzipped his cleaning jumpsuit, and dropped his mop. Running for the CEO’s office through the wet floor, he shrank down to slip past Palmer’s personal secretary’s desk.

Wasp meanwhile flew over to the front facing window and looked down, hoping to see Ted lead the CEO away from the building. If he couldn’t convince him to walk off-site, their window of opportunity was set at two and a half minutes. If he could get him to leave, they agreed upon one and a half from the second he walked back into the building. Ted knew he wouldn’t be able to stall as well to drag out a goodbye, but if he could get him off site he also knew they should have more than enough time already.

“What is this, Ted? We don’t have any appointment.”

“Ahh, yeah. We do. April fifteenth last year ring a bell?”

“... No. Not particularly.”

LAST April fifteenth. You don’t remember? We were at the Ivy Town Cybernetics Seminar…”

“Yes. I vaguely remember having a discu--”

“And we said we should meet up and compare notes on our preliminary nanites findings and discuss our ethical concerns for the industry... In OCTOB--”

“October. We said October, we never set an exact date and we haven’t even spoken since.”

“Well, forgive me for correcting you, Ray. But we did set a date. It’s why I’m here.”

“If we set a date I would have put it in my calen--”

“You didn’t have your calendar on you. We were at a seminar and just going back and forth, you said you’d add it later when you had a better working network connection.”

Ray Palmer furrowed his brow.

“I may not be a doctor, and I may not have gone to MIT but--“

“Oh don’t pull that card again, Ted…”

“--but if I can be so blunt, I know whose memory I’d trust...” Ted’s stomach churned from his deception.

“...” A smile gradually creased across Dr Palmer’s face.

“Well how can I argue with that? So where are we gonna do this? I should have a conference room free on--”

“No reason we should be so formal,” Ted replied, walking to the front entrance, “we could just do this in the grounds outside. Weather’s fine. Justify the gardeners pay.” Ted smiled.

“Just a second…” Ray turned back to the receptionist at the front desk. “Just call up to Tracey and tell her I’m going to be out the front for a while.” He turned back to Ted. “I may not be my brother’s keeper, but my secretary keeps me on a short leash.” He returned the smile. Ted was about to tell Doctor Palmer that his secretary was in the same boat when he spoke again.

“Probably for the best. When she lets me walk around free range that’s how appointments get missed.” He made a self deprecating joke and Ted’s guts churned like a tumble dryer as he gave a hollow laugh in response.

“He’s done it! He’s going!” Janet said, before flying over to Scott in the CEO’s office to tell him in person.

“He’s--”

Got it! Scott whispered hoarsely. Clean room third floor, I’ve got the drawer and container numbers! He quickly scribbled down two figures for himself. Got up from the chair, shrank back down and ran back to his cleaning coveralls. In seconds he zipped up the outer suit, grabbed the mop, rolled the bucket to the elevator and called for the lift. Wasp spent a final few seconds checking the CEO kept walking away from the building, before flying into the elevator as it dinged, the doors closed behind them.

“I should go get my notes though.” Ray Palmer thought, breaking free from Ted’s grip and stepping back towards his building.

No! Ted barked, before putting a lid on it. “No. As I said. No need to be so formal. I mean I’ve caught you at a bit of a disadvantage since you outright… forgot we were having this meeting. We’ll just keep it cazz. Just a chat. I won’t use my notes, you don’t use yours, we’ll just talk preliminary concerns. Shoot the breeze and then we can dig deeper next time we talk. You know. When you’re better prepared.”

“Wait a-- You’re not carrying notes.”

Ted’s mind kicked into overdrive. He tapped the side of his head and winked. “Truth be told I don’t ever need them. I just bring papers as a prop normally. Psychological.”

“So when you said you ‘won’t use your notes’... That was just bulls--”

“It was a gesture, since you’ve come in less than prepared.” Ted was making himself feel sick diving deeper with lie after lie.

“First general concerns to address... No Skynet, and no destroying New York or Star City with nanite drones.” Ted winked, as the pair walked.

“Ah, I see. Yes, I suppose there have been some recent developments which make it a bit more urgent for us to get the ball rolling.” Palmer chuckled. Believing he was reading between the lines as to why Ted had been pressing so hard that they go out and discuss their work. The tension in Ted’s shoulders left as the Doctor seemed to feel comfortable that this meeting was justified, but his stomach continued to tie itself in knots.

Scott pushed the mop bucket forward and out of the elevator as the doors opened. He swirled the mop around the floor, Wasp flew up to blindside the surveillance cameras. She disconnected the camera aimed at the Clean Storage room, and plugged the wire into the other camera.

From what little advance research on Palmer’s security Scott had been able to do, it seemed they used a system which cycled through camera angles on three monitors every five seconds, unless there was a manual override in progress. Every single camera in the facility, changing in five second increments. The risk was in the specific camera they were trying to take out being monitored by one of those three at that exact time. Otherwise, the cycle would just seem to skip the room they were in and use the other angle twice as much. Scott and Wasp would know soon enough if anyone had been watching that camera at the moment of change. Alarms would sound and they’d have maybe a minute tops, and more likely seconds, to shrink down and evacuate via the duct system roofside.

But no alarms had sounded. Scott ran into the clean room, he produced his scrap of paper and flicked through the draws until he found what he was looking for. He pulled the canister out of the drawer. About a foot long and clearly professionally labeled with a Palmer Medi-Tech decal. Scott reached inside his suit pocket and took out the other generic looking canister the Blue Beetle had given him.

Wasp looked at him as he held both canisters. “Do it!” She ordered him.

“Look it’s all well and good for us to talk all day.” Palmer surmised getting to his feet. “But we aren’t alone in this field. I mean if we can’t involve the likes of Pym, of Stark, so many others then nothing we say here is going to mean anything here.”

“But it’s got to start somewhere, Ray. And I speak with Pym on a pretty regular basis. We’ve discussed this before.”

Palmer raised his eyebrows. “Oh, you do? So let me see if I’ve got this down. You talk all of this out with Pym, and carve yourselves out the world of nanotech and then you come strolling up to Stark, a desperate Stagg, ME and whoever else and offer up the scraps if we go along with what you two are putting together. Then push out all of the other competition.”

Ted laughed, which only raised Palmer’s ire further.

“I’m sorry,” Kord said as he wiped his eye, “if you knew Hank Pym at all you’d know how ridiculous that assertion is. And frankly, I figured you knew me a little better than that too, Ray.”

“Stop using my first name. I barely know you at all.” Palmer grimaced.

“Hank doesn’t view science like that at all. The reason why I’m talking to you alone is because he’s pretty much a complete recluse. If I don’t go meet with people and have these discussions then they don’t happen. And they NEED to happen, Ra-- Doctor Palmer.”

Doctor Palmer looked over the younger CEO with significant scrutiny.

“I had a fully functional B.E.E.T.L.E suit already put together and with the means of production set when Stark pulled his Iron Man suit out of the market. I had the means to print money and I didn’t take it. Mankind has enough ways already to destroy itself, that’s not what I’m looking to do. Palmer Medi-Tech? I’m banking that you’re not looking to either.”

There was a long hesitation as Palmer eyed Kord, looking for the slightest tell that he wasn’t being straight forward with him. Then he reached out a hand. Ted took it and stood up, the pair started to walk back towards the building.

“So what’s he like? Hank Pym?” Ray Palmer asked him.

Ted looked up to the bright blue sky as if searching for the right words to describe him.

“Hank is… unique.” He finally came out with, as a broad smile crossed his face. “And thank God, because I don’t think the world could take a second one of him. I know I couldn’t.”

Scott stood on a chair and reached up for the camera, he unplugged the first camera from the second, and plugged it back in.

He got down and moved the chair back.

And that was when the alarm sounded. Scott sighed deeply. He tapped his interior pocket to make sure the canister was still there and shrank down. The pair made their escape.

Ray Palmer stepped back into his building as security was going into pandemonium. There had been some kind of breach down in Clean Storage. Palmer called for a report of the incident to be delivered to him as soon as facts came to light. He quickly went up the elevator to his office.

He sat behind his desk and tapped it anxiously. Then he looked down at his desk’s blotter paper and was stunned at what he saw.

A series of tiny wet footprints leading from the far side of his desk towards his seat. He rolled his seat back to try and get some sense of perspective. He furrowed his brow and looked at his note pad. He tore off a sheet from the bottom and using a pencil he scratched an etching of the note that had left a deep indentation in pen on the top. It was two numbers. Ray thought for a second and then called down to security, giving them the tip of what to look for in the Clean Storage room. After a few minutes they confirmed his tip was right. The canister at that number had been replaced with another. Generic and unlabelled.

His prototype medical nanites. The topic of discussion he’d just been having with Ted Kord as they were stolen right out from under him.

He looked back at his blotter paper. A drone of some kind? The footsteps were irregular. And shaped like a person’s, albeit miniature. But if they belonged to a robot then they should be uniform?

He rocked back in his seat and pondered what this could all mean for a few seconds before hitting the button on his phone for his secretary.

“Tracey, that lump of rock we’ve got down in Boston. I want you to double security on it and clear a sizable block of time with our senior scientists on site down there.” He said to her.

He tore off a section of the blotter paper with the footprints and held it up to the light.

“I think it’s time we had another look at that white dwarf star matter…”




C R O S S R O A D S I N N O V A T I O N S - T E S T F A C I L I T Y

Still Two Weeks Post-Crisis - But Later | A Not Particularly Clean Part Of New Jersey

“I’m going to be fine, Hank.” Janet whispered into her mouthpiece.

“I told Ted to take care and make sure you were OK. This doesn’t sound safe.”

“Everything’s going to be fine, Hank. It’s a good plan.”

“Everything is a good plan until it isn’t.” Hank replied, his voice rich with concern.

“Now hush. I have to concentrate for what comes next.”

Scott stood out in the open, exposed and worried about what would come next. Darren Cross and his lunatic brother were supposed to meet him here with Cassie. He still had the suit on underneath his cleaning coveralls, but it was a trump card he hoped to never use. The thought of what the Cross brothers might do with access to such technology was frightening to Scott. He’d not said anything to the Blue Beetle and Wasp, he didn’t want to make raise any more problems than he already had. He could barely believe when they’d agreed to help for the sake of his daughter, but I suppose that’s the kind of thing these hero types do.

Meanwhile, Ted crouched from his position of cover. He’d got to the meeting place a half an hour early and staked out a prime location to provide cover for Lang. Between him and Wasp, these Cross idiots wouldn’t know what hit th--

Alright. Take your right glove off and throw it in the dirt and come out slow. Came a rasping growl of a voice.

Ah shit.

Ted did as he was told. He removed the glove with the Bug’s controls and threw it away. He then raised his hands above his head, with his palms open and stepped out from behind his cover. He turned around and came face to face with “the other Cross brother”, decked out in a red and white tactical suit, with a cybernetic sight over his left eye and armed with a high powered rifle. Scott Lang was able to easily identify Darren Cross, the CEO and frontman of CrossRoads Innovations, but he had limited information on this more dangerous brother. All he knew was that he went by ‘Crossfire’ rather than an actual name and was former CIA. If Darren Cross had no brother according to birth records, it wouldn’t have surprised Ted at all. Hank couldn’t find a thing on him working behind the scenes other than a bunch of dark ops which even he couldn’t hack his way past to see what they entailed. Ted wasn’t sure he wanted to know, even if he had been able to.

Wow. What do we have here? A gen-u-wine superhero. Now how on Earth did a scumbag like Lang find a way to get in touch with somebody in the capes and cowls community? His voice was loaded with venom, but had a dark humour behind his growl at the situation.

“When you stole his daughter it activated his regional superhero social worker...”

The Cross brother with the darker past laughed, but without any trace of good humour to it. He poked him in the back with the muzzle of his rifle and gestured for the Blue Beetle to join Scott Lang in the clearing. Darren Cross was unseen, probably with Cassie Lang, and presumably armed. There was no play to be had here.

I saw you when you got here thirty minutes ago. Pro tip, don’t leave it for the last half hour if you’re going to stake out an exchange point. I’ve had eyes on here for four hours. He tapped his cybernetic implant.

You capes and self-proclaimed heroes are all the same. All flash, no substance. Headline grabbing antics without basic fundamental training and craft behind what you do. Pitiful. The former CIA agent spat his distaste.

“You’re just jealous because I have functioning depth perception.” Ted quipped as he was perp-walked down to where Lang was.

“They found me.” He said, stating the obvious to Scott.

They did. He said. I’m sorry. I couldn’t risk her.

Ted snorted as if he shouldn’t have been surprised.

“You ratted. The one person who came in willing to hear you out. To take your side and you sell me down the river…” Ted shook his head and looked away from Lang.

It’s my daughter. Was his only reply, baleful and regretful as it was.

Crossfire laughed. He’s a goddamn thief, you idiot. You really thought you could trust him to be straight with you?

The Blue Beetle drew his BB gun and levelled it at the Scott in rage.

Uh, uh, uh. Crossfire tutted at the Beetle. As entertaining as it would be to watch you two tear each other apart, we’re not going to have any of that gun play here. Toss it in the dirt.

The Blue Beetle let the BB gun swivel on his finger from the trigger guard, as he bit his cheek in frustration. That’s a good boy.

Crossfire spoke into a shoulder holstered mic. Well, it looks like we’ve got everyone ready and waiting, brother. Time to make your fashionably late entry.

A long Lincoln towncar rounded the bend a few hundred yards ahead of the trio. It drove up to them and took a hard turn right in front of them, showing the passenger side doors to the waiting onlookers. A large boot touched down in the dust ahead of them. The backdoor opened and a small girl came out calling for her father.

“Daaaaaad!”

Cassie!

“Hold it right there, Lang.”

Cassie! Wait! He held out an open palm. The blonde little girl stopped, clearly distressed.

“Have you got what you’re here for? I’d hate for this to abruptly change from happy family reunion to funeral.” The CEO of CrossRoads asked.

Scott Lang held out a single finger with his right hand to ask for a moment to get it. He put his left hand well within the folds of his own clothing and produced the Palmer Medi-Tech canister.

What’s going to happen to him? He asked about the Blue Beetle.

“Do you care, or furthermore, do you really want to renegotiate terms so close to getting what you want whilst looking down the barrel of a gun? I know you’re not in the business world, but a word to the wise… it’s not the best bargaining position.” A large smirk crossed his face.

“See, you’ve just proved your value here. But when I said no police, it kind of goes without saying that you shouldn’t have been going to the likes of him either. I think you’re getting off pretty light here by just having him be the cautionary tale in this one. What say you, brother?”

I couldn’t agree more. Besides, I must say this one would reeeeeally pad out the resume. Never liquidated a superhero before. Crossfire darkly leered.

So… how are we going to do this? Scott asked. Because in terms of trustworthiness, I think I’ve proved myself at the head of the class on this one. So I think I get Cassie first, then someone - maybe this guy? He suggested the Blue Beetle. Gives one of you the canister, you give him the bullet and we should be all square.

Cross snorted at the ridiculousness of giving the prize to the hero. “Leave the canister on the ground and come forward and get your daughter.”

He put the canister in the dirt and slowly started to walk forward, with his back to Crossfire. Come here, Cassie. He called. It’ll all be over soon. He had his suit coveralls unzipped and was wearing something strange underneath that he was also unzipping, but this wasn’t what had captured Darren Cross’ attention.

The would be the Blue Beetle, who had moved fast, spurning subtlety and drawing the CEO’s attention. Stomping on the ‘Release’ button on the canister, and releasing what nanites it contained in a quick expulsion of air. As well as the rest of its contents.

Scott Lang grabbed his daughter and held her tight to his chest, zipping up the suit over the pair of them and rapidly shrinking away from any stray gunfire.

“No!” Came the call from Darren Cross. Crossfire quickly swung the barrel of the gun to make short work of the hero only to find his muscles seize from a blast of bioelectricity.

Wasp had grown exponentially as soon as the canister’s release freed her from her own hiding place. She had seized the advantage and made sure the CIA agent would never get a shot off.

The Beetle dived back for his B.B gun and pulled the trigger on a blinding flash of light.

“Aaargh!” Cross howled, flinching away from the action.

It was all the opening that Scott Lang needed, he’d let others fight his battle for long enough. He grew once more to full size and in one motion spun to let Cassie out of the suit, before growing to nine feet tall. The giant figure took three lunging steps and unloaded a heavy right with the full weight of a much larger man into Cross’ jaw and the senior executive crumpled.

Scott stood over him and panted, the exertion had worn him out fast. And he was only slightly larger. He felt exhausted. He staggered back to Cassie and shrank back to his regular size. He dropped to his knees and hugged her, the pair of them emotionally and physically wrought.




“So, what have you got for me?” Palmer asked his head of security.

“Well, we’ve checked out the reference number you provided…”

Ray Palmer furrowed his brow. Ted Kord kept him out of the building discussing issues pertaining to his prototypical medical nanites, whilst someone else broke into his building and stole the exact thing they’d been discussing under the pretext of a meeting they were “supposed to have” which Ray had no record for in his calendar. The whole thing was far too on the nose to be any kind of coincidence.

“Let me guess... It’s gone.” Palmer finished his sentence.

“Well, yes and no, sir.”

“Yes and-- How do you figure?”

“Well, the canister itself is gone, sir. In it’s place is this generic canister. And when we checked it the contents. Well… It’s a full canister. And it contains your patent-pending medical nanites. It appears that the break-in culprits just relocated the nanites to a fresh canister and stole the Palmer Medi-Tech tube.”

Ray Palmer considered this news, adding it to what he already knew, tenting his hands with his fingers to his mouth.

“Thank you.” He said as he turned his seat. “That should be all.”

The Hell was Kord up to..?

Doctor Palmer pondered. Switching nanite canisters still left trace quantities in the original. Trace quantities would be all the likes of a Ted Kord, or especially a Hank Pym, would need to replicate and learn from the technology. Technically, this could just be Kord trying to steal his tech so he could learn from it. But that didn’t scan for a few reasons. First of all, it would make more sense to just outright steal the nanites in their original canister. Replacing the tube made it no less obvious that the theft had taken place. In fact, the presence of a non-Palmer MediTech tube made it more blatant that something strange had taken place. Did Kord WANT him to know he was stealing his tech? Was this part ofthat Kord-Pym powerplay he’d suspected. Trying to edge him out, so they wouldn’t even need him? Or was this something else? What else could it be?




Scott, Janet and Ted all sat around Hank and Janet’s kitchen table in full costume. Hank was also there dressed in his regular lab coat. And L-Ron was naked. Which was usual, unless a chassis counts. Which it doesn’t.

Scott had dropped Cassie back off at Peggy’s. A lot of the stress having dissipated and changing form more to general excitement than anything else. To her, her father had become a superhero just to save her. She knew enough that if her mother found out what had happened, there would be no calming her down, so it could be their little secret. Couldn’t it? Her dad was a superhero. Her dad was HER superhero and she couldn’t wait to see him again, next time she got to visit.

So I suppose you want the suit back, Hank? It’s only fair-- Scott started to unzip. Janet looked away until Ted told her he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt underneath.

“No. I-- I don’t think I need it.” Hank said.

Scott raised an eyebrow.

“I was just upset that it was stolen. That people close to me would do that.” He said.

Aww Hank. Buddy, I’m sorry. But I-- I know it doesn’t make it right, but I needed it.

“I know. I’m not really upset about that now. I’m more upset that you never asked and just took it.”

Well, I couldn’t really risk you saying I couldn’t have it. I needed it. It was Cassie.

Ted rocked back and watched everything, before making a suggestion.

“I think I’ve got an idea that makes a lot of sense.”

Janet looked at him and scowled. “Ted, no.”

“Well, Hank pretty much just gave him the suit.”

Scott turned to the pair, not really understanding what was being said.

“The only job Scott’s been able to get is as a cleaner. I’m pretty sure he could use a job which pays a bit better for his skills. This gives us a chance to make sure the suit isn’t being used… improperly. It puts pay in Scott’s pocket, which in turn will let himself get set up enough that he could still keep in touch with his family. And it gets us another team member.”

What are we talking about?

Janet and Ted both turned to him, on opposite ends of the emotional spectrum regarding his possible membership.

Super Buddies.

“Oh. You’re going to have to come clean with Ray Palmer too. It’ll be alright, I’ll go with you and smooth all of that out with him. Explain why we needed one of his company decal’d containment tubes. I’ll have a word with the parole board in the morning as well. And we can work out a system where this will count towards work and time served on your parole period, in addition to having your name kept out of things. The last thing we want is for this to splash back again on Cassie and your ex-wife.”

My wife. We’re not divorced.

“Didn’t you say she’d changed her name?”

It’s probably just a phase. It can’t be easy being married to someone who’s in prison and having to explain that to people!

Ted offered a skeptical, yet sympathetic expression.

“This is a terrible idea.” Said Janet. “You’re just going to completely forget what he did to poor Hank?”

“I’m not forgetting it at all.” Ted said to Wasp, before turning to face Scott. “And he’s on a ZERO tolerance probationary period, where he has to be COMPLETELY HONEST with us about things like this. Anything that’s giving him trouble. We can work through stuff like this. You’ve just seen that, Scott. But you’ve got to let us know. No long cowboy stuff and absolutely no robbing. OK?”

Scott nodded enthusiastically.

“See? He gets it. Part of this whole Super Buddies thing is trying to make a difference in society. Whether that be accepting metahumans as people who have the same rights as all of us, or whether it’s showing the public that reformation is possible and should be the goal of the prison system. Wait, you’re not one of those metahuman bigots are you?”

Uhh… no? Scott replied, wondering where that question came from.

“Great! That’s what I thought.” The Blue Beetle continued jovially.

Janet did not look happy about any of this.

“OK. But I get to treat him like crap, and stinging him is an acceptable communication method between us.”

“Fine by me.” Said Ted.

Wait, what? Scott asked.
Ahhh!

“OK. Yeah.” Janet said. “Maybe this could work, after all…”




' T H E E M B A S S Y ‘

Present Day | Manhattan, New York

The man in red showed his little girl around his own bedroom in the superhero fortress known as ‘The Embassy’. She gaped in wonder at the ins-and-outs and had a hundred questions ranging from his female teammates through to what he thought he’d be doing for this team. How big he could grow. How small he could get. Then the one in the blue cowl came and wrapped on his door.

“Sorry, Scott. Her mother’s at the front door. Time to go home, kiddo.”

Scott picked Cassie back up, put her on his shoulders, although he could barely do it anymore. She was growing so fast. Even without affected Pym Particles.

He put her down as they got close, and she took his hand and they walked to the front door and revealed Peggy, not too pleased to be kept waiting.

“Oh is she going?” A Scandinavian voice called out, as a beautiful woman in tight blue pants and white hair ran over and gave his daughter a hug. “We’ll see you next time, Cassie! Come back soon!”

Peggy looked at Scott and raised a single eyebrow. Scott looked at his wife with curiosity until he realized what she was suggesting.

Another beautiful woman in a two-piece swimsuit, with long green hair cascading down her bare shoulders walked past calling out in a thick South American accent “Bye, Cassie!”

The eyebrow dropped and the skepticism left her face as if she’d just had her doubts justified.

Oh! No. That’s not-- He raised a single finger to correct her.

Suddenly Janet Van Dyne stepped into the doorway in front of Scott. Arching her back against him and purring.

“Ohh, you’re not going too, are you, Scotty?” She played with his hair.

Peggy flushed red with anger.

Ohhhh no. No. This I can explain. I know how this looks, but she’s messing with me. This isn’t that kind of place.

Suddenly L-Ron clanked to the doorway from parts unseen within the compound.

“Oh, Hello! I don’t suppose you have any pictures of yourself?”

Peggy’s jaw dropped to the floor. She quickly grabbed Cassie and began the long march to the main gates.

OK. That-- That I can’t explain. Peggy? Peggy!? But she was well beyond earshot.

I don’t suppose you think we’re even now, do you? He turned, speaking to Janet.

“Not by a long shot, 'Scotty'. Never. Ever. Mess with my Hank.”

Sparks flew and Scott Lang cried out.
Ahh!




C R O S S R O A D S I N N O V A T I O N S

Two Weeks Post-Crisis | East Rutherford, New Jersey… ugh… New Jersey

Scott Lang stepped out of his old beater van and walked the few remaining blocks to Crossroads. Their carpark was strictly ‘Employees Only’ and didn’t allow exceptions to contractors. Just another way to keep the likes of Lang in their place. Pulling a leased wet/dry vacuum and a mop and bucket out of the back of your van which used to be filled with your electrician’s tools and trudging it two blocks up the sidewalk will do that to you.

Still, a job’s a job, and if he’d been taught anything over the last few months it was humility. The ego fades and your priorities change. You learn what’s really important to you.

And right now that was doing whatever it takes to maximize visitation. See Cassie regularly again. Heck, maybe even see Peggy again. I mean, she took her maiden name back and that’s seldom a good sign but, you know, who knows..? Maybe a work in progress?

Still, he thought to himself, if he couldn’t pull off this other job they wanted him to do it would pretty quickly put the kybosh on all of that. Kybosh it all up. Have it all kyboshed to kybosh or whatever way you appropriately use ‘Kybosh’. So it meant focus up and stop thinking about the usage of odd obscure words with a lineage you have no idea about, there’s a burglary to plan. Not that there was much of a plan.

He tapped his chest pocket to make sure he had his electromagnetic card for the security doors, and glanced down subtly checking he still had what he stole from Red Ant stowed away in the wringer section of his mop bucket. He started mindlessly whistling some song as he walked.

He looked back up and suddenly found himself blinded and staggered by a bright light. He stumbled around blindly trying to regain his bearings before his vision started to blur back into focus.

The last thing he thought he saw was a tiny winged woman, with a rage so bright it had literally begun sparking, then darkness.

He woke up some time later to find himself tied to a chair and being looked down upon by a now considerably larger rage filled woman and the stern expression of that guy the news had been proclaiming as a hero… Blue Beetle? Except his expression isn’t so stern. Shouldn’t it be more stern? That’s what these types are supposed to be like, right?

Then the realisation of what all of this meant finally hit home.

Oh God! They’re gonna kill Cassie!




Ted and a now full-sized Janet stood over a trussed up, unconscious Scott Lang.

“That’s the guy?” He asked, surprised and more than a little unimpressed.

“Game face on, Beetle. He’s a hardened criminal.” Janet replied, scowling at the incapacitated thief.

“He was whistling ‘I’m Walking On Sunshine’, ‘Wasp’. I dunno. I don’t think I’m normally supposed to feel so bad for the real ‘hardened criminals’.”

“You’re not SUPPOSED to feel bad for this one, either.” She crossed her arms grumpily, which only added to her already imposing angry figure which the cleaner would see when he came to. She grumpily kicked his foot trying to see if it would wake him from his slumber.

Ted looked at her and gave her a surprised expression, he’d never seen this frustrated side of her before. She’d always seemed so in control at all times.

“Oh don’t look at me like that. You know what he did. Taking advantage like that, it’s what he does. We don’t know that he’s not already awake and playing us.”

Ted looked back down at Lang. He seemed pretty out of it.

“So how long are those things supposed to last anyway, Jan?” He asked her.

She stared at him wide-eyed, and then shot her eyes at the figure tied to the chair. "Codenames, Beetle!"

"Oh please, you're one of the most recognizable people in this city. Particularly for a guy who's spent the last few year in stir, where they probably trade magazines you're in for packs of cigarettes. And you're not wearing a mask or anything."

Janet gave a nauseated expression.
"Ewww!"


"Yeah. Sorry. That's probably one of those things that should have stayed unsaid... Anyway, how long do those things last?"

“I don’t know. I gave it to him pretty hard, but I hit you with them a bit back at the complex and it didn’t seem to do that much, so I figured I probably should unload on him a fair bit. It doesn’t seem like an exact science… Yes, alright Hank. It IS an exact science. You know what I meant. It’s a turn of phrase.

Ted shook his head and smiled. “For what it’s worth, I’m with Hank on this one. It’s not a turn of phrase. And it is an exact science. You just haven’t tested this stuff enough to really know what it’s going to do.”

“Oh, hush.”

Ted shrugged. Then a small smile crept across his face.

“What?” Jan asked irritably. “Why the smirk?”

“You two really haven’t tested this stuff enough.”

“Oh, because YOU have it all together and under control.”

Ted shook his head with a chuckle. “No. That’s not what I meant.”

“Oh yeah? Well feel free to enlighten me, ‘Beetle’. Since you’re clearly so much more advanced and experienced at this than me.”

“You haven’t tested this enough. And you know Hank, he is METICULOUS…”

Janet uncrossed her arms, trying to follow Ted’s chain of thought.

“Which, to me, means either he’s REALLY scared about this falling into the wrong hands. But that doesn’t really line up with how he’s generally viewed science. Unless he specifically knew WHAT the thieves who took his tech were up to and they had malevolent purpose, or if he were worried about the potential harmful consequences of others who are less qualified trying to complete his work. Well, he’s generally seen science as a boon for the world and it’s own reward. He’s never really sought credit or plaudits for any discovery or creation he’s had. And he doesn’t much care for patent law… as he let me know earlier today about Max. So, that leaves…” The Blue Beetle extrapolated.

“What?” Janet asked, far more gently now.

Ted chuckled. “He really would do ANYTHING for you, Jan. Don’t you see that? He doesn’t ‘get’ any of this. Why you’re interested in it. Why you think it’s cool or heroic, or a fun notion. All he knows is it would make you happy.”

“Oh…” Janet replied, reddening slightly from the public discussion of her and Hank’s relationship.

“And I know you can hear all of this, buddy, but I’m guessing you’re being mighty quiet on the other end of that line to her right now. I’m right aren’t I?”

Oh Hank… Jan started to walk away to talk to Hank in private.

“Hup, he’s starting to stir…”

Janet was immediately locked back in, rage-filled game face and all. Righteous anger. How dare he think it acceptable to take advantage of that sweet man! Ted was almost amused to the point of laughter by the sudden switch in his partner, when their prisoner practically exploded in panic.

Oh God! They’re gonna kill Cassie!

Ted jumped back at the surprising exclaimation from the previously unconscious thief.

“Who’s Cassie?” He asked.

Janet put her hand to her ear as she received incoming from Hank. “She’s his daughter.”

“Hey… HEY! He grabbed Lang’s face to ensure he had his attention, as the subdued former… and maybe a little current… criminal averted eye contact. “Who’s going to kill her?”

Darren Cross. Or at least his lunatic half brother...

Scott looked at Jan in her costume, and began to recognize where he’d seen her.

Wait-- you’re Janet Van Dyne. Hank showed me pictures of you. So, this is about Hank, isn’t it?

Ted tried not to chuckle as Janet went through a whirlwind of expressions, the nausea first returning when he recognized her, followed by a quick flash of relief when he mentioned that it was because of talking with Hank, before the anger quickly returned.

“Yeeeees. This is about Hank.” Janet said as menacingly as she could, whilst letting her stingers crackle and spark threateningly. “This is all about Hank, and how you’re going to give back what you stole from him...”

I can’t. He said. Well, I can. But not yet. I need it.

Ted stepped in front of the Wasp before she could respond to this impasse with large quantities of bio-electricity. “Hold up a second. It’s pretty clear Hank’s not been the only victim here…”

“Why don’t you start from the top. Tell us everything that’s happened so far, and maybe we can find a way to fix this.”

And so Scott Lang told the whole story. Weaving a tale of intrigue involving extortion, kidnapping, burglary, corporate espionage and threats of murder.

The brothers Cross had demanded Scott steal for them after getting to Lang’s parole officer. First they had demanded he raid the works from Hank Pym’s Red Ant, but due to his company’s superior encryption and security measures, handled by Pym himself, it had been a blind request - they knew he was at the very frontier of cutting edge technology, but had no idea what specifically he had which could be stolen. Scott, however, who had grown to like and befriend the complicated scientist, had been able to lie about his interactions and claimed he had been unable to achieve their request, realizing the Cross brothers had no means to know what could or could not be stolen. But the pair would not accept no return on their investment into forcing Lang back into a life of crime, so their next attempt was a more targeted approach. They were well aware of direct competitor PalmerTech’s inroads into medical nanites and this time they would not take no for an answer. Suspecting Scott Lang was insufficiently motivated with a mere return to prison, the less stable Cross brother secured further leverage - kidnapping his daughter Cassie and threatening harm if he did not achieve the desired outcome.

It put Scott in a precarious position. The Cross brothers knew he had spent time in prison as a burglar of some notoriety, but what they didn’t understand or care to know was that a successful burglary takes time and planning. They provided him with neither and demanded results.

Lang needed an ace in the hole. He needed a miracle. He needed magic to help him pull off the perfect burglary with no time to background and stake out the target, whilst still somehow reducing the risk of being caught.

Or failing magic, he needed the next best thing. Pym tech.

Scott remembered Lang ranting and rambling about his most recent attempts to ‘solve everything’. And what that plan entailed. Somehow, the genius had found the means to change the size and mass of objects. Growing and shrinking anything exponentially.

And he’d produced multiple devices capable of performing such a feat. Including a ‘suit’.

He watched and waited until Pym returned his discoveries to his hiding space, and then only needed to wait on the opportunity. An addled Pym who was off his medication created even more murkiness and doubt as to whether he would have just misplaced his work. Opening up the possibility that he could ‘borrow’ the suit and then bring it back without the scientist being sure it was ever gone.

Lang had the means. He could still pull this off! He could get the Cross brothers their PalmerTech trinket! He could still have a life! He could save Cassie! He could re-spark things with Peggy!

And then the flash of light, the long black darkness, and here he was, doomed. Strapped to a chair with the Cross brothers doubtless expecting him to check in. What would happen to his daughter; completely unthinkable.

Ted waited and heard the whole thing out, and his heart felt for the man. His heart felt and his mind raced and when Scott was finally finished telling the story he broke the silence.

“Alright. I think I know how we handle this.” He started to fiddle with the controls on the back of his glove.

“I’m bringing the Bug around. We’re about to rip off Ray Palmer…”


T H E ‘ E M B A S S Y ‘

Earlier This Week | Manhattan, New York

Ted and Janet both stepped out of the Bug carrying boxes, followed by a clanking L-Ron.

“You’ve got a lot of... stuff... here, Ted.”

“I caught the implication there, Jan. You meant ‘shit’.”

“Good. You were meant to.” She said, puffing slightly.

“I’m just moving some day to day stuff, and things that connect my other life to the Blue Beetle. You know, the kind of things that might be hard to explain if I have house guests, when there’s a guy running around in a costume calling himself ‘Blue Beetle’.”

Ted reached inside his box and pulled out the perspex box containing the blue scarab artifact.

“Things like this.” He lobbed Janet the box with a grin. “That could potentially be quite the conversation starter these days, if people see that on my mantle. I can imagine I’ll be dodging quite a few awkward questions by having it here instead.”

Janet, hefted her heavy box onto one shoulder and grabbed at the perspex box which had been tossed to her. She bobbled it a few times from trying to do too much at once before getting a good grip on it.

“Careful. This thing looks expensive.” She said.

“Relax, I’ve had it since I was a boy, Jan. That thing’s been dropped more often than OsCorp release deadlines.”

Jan looked perplexed at Ted.

“...Please don’t tell Norman I said that. The man’s in terminal need of a humour transplant.”

She looked closely at the artifact. “Still, it’s very beautiful. Can’t be too careful.” She put it on the top of her already full box and the pair kept walking to the front door with L-Ron clanking along behind them.

“It’s pretty impressive how fast you were able to put all this together.”

“The land was the main thing. Expensive in the inner city, I’ve had the plans in my mind for a long time. So it was never going to take long for the design to come together.”

The clanking had stopped, the pair turned around to see L-Ron holding the perspex box with the azure artifact.

“Oh. It fell out.” Ted said.

Jan lowered her box to make an easier target for the robot.

“L-Ron, hey, throw it in.” Said Ted.

The robot didn’t respond, seeming confused. Looking from the pair, to the perspex box.

“L-Ron! Throw it! This is heavy.”

The robot considered what was being said, and then suddenly the arm holding the box started to spin 360 degrees at the shoulder socket, growing faster and faster.

“Hey, whoa. Easy now.” Ted said with concern, palms out in a calming gesture.

The arm was a blur. L-Ron released and the scarab soared over the pair, Ted flinched and ducked instinctively even though the box flew more than a few yards over their heads.

He turned and watched it fly past, over the compound’s fence and away, off into the distance.

“L-Ron has thrown it. The box will get no heavier.” The robot explained his action.

“Maybe it’s still ok?” Janet looked off in the direction it had gone.

Ted sighed. “My uncle gave me that…”

“We’ll just put the boxes inside and go look for it.” Jan reassured him.

But this wouldn’t be the day they found it again...




T H E A B O D E O F H A N K P Y M & J A N E T V A N D Y N E

Two Weeks Post-Crisis | Manhattan, New York

Janet fluttered around Ted, whilst he slowly found his way back to his feet.

“So what do you think?” She landed on a table and showed off a few different angles of her costume.

“I’d say it’s a bit on the small size, but just like everything else you put on you’ve found a way to make it work.” The diminutive designer/model laughed at Ted’s joke.

“So I take it the logic is we have someone small to be able to take it to Scott on his own terms?”

“Something like that.” Hank explained. “But Jan’s suit has a few other features that Scott’s doesn’t. Obviously the wings, which enable controlled flight, but she also has use of some bio-electric ‘stingers’ to go with the motif.”

“The bumblebee?”

“I was thinking more along the lines of ‘wasp’.”

“Well, sure, but I don’t think you need to go waving Jan’s white anglo saxon privil--! Ah!”

Janet let Ted have it with both stingers.

“Stingers work fine, Hank... I knew you’d go making that joke the second you heard the codename, Ted.”

“Sorry. I need to get a writing staff. Until then, we’ll just have to occasionally accept I lean into the obvious gag from time to time, when you do something like call yourself ‘WASP’.”

“Well, I have limited options when I’m looking to not clash with someone who calls themself something like ‘Blue Beetle’.” She replied with no small measure of snark.

Hank opened up his tablet and checked the real time diagnostics on her suit.

“Stingers re-charging, eighty-five, ninety, ninety-six… stingers fully re-charged. Now be mindful of what I said, Jan. If you overuse your stingers you can stall your flight. If you max out your use at 30% remaining power, you should still have standard flight capabilities, any more than that and you’ll have to be mindful of any aerial manouevers you’re attempting.” Hank clarified the suits limitations. “I will be in contact with you over the ear-piece.”

“What bandwidth?” Asked Ted. “I have my own inside the cowl as well.”

“It’s an encrypted line.” Replied Hank. “I could give you the bandwidth, but it would only be garbled. We’ll set everyone up on a single line next time, once I have more time to establish one. For now, just stay in close contact and relay messages through Jan.”

The pair checked their equipment. Ted checked his new fully functional B.B Gun, and his cartridges.

“I mean it Jan, know the limitations of your suit’s design and don’t overtax the stingers. And Ted, make sure she comes back ok.”

“Don’t worry, if she runs out of magic pixie dust I’ll just have her think more happy thoughts. Right, Tink?” He smirked at Janet.

“It’s a Catch-22. My happy thoughts are having fully charged stingers so I can get you back for jokes like that one...” Janet smirked right back.

“See? We’re all on the same page already.” Ted said, turning to Hank. “So where’s Scotty 2 Robbery?”

“Burglary.” Hank corrected. “Robbery is a different crime, he--”

“Hank, please don’t edit my jokes for accuracy. Sometimes you’ve just got to roll with the gist of the message...”

“Crossroads Innovations.” Janet responded. “He hasn’t returned here since the-- burglary.” Hank nodded with a satisfied smile. “But after making a few calls, I’ve been able to glean that he’s still been going in to Crossroads, where he’s also been contracted out to clean. They say he hasn’t missed a day there, even in the past when he’s called in sick at other locations he’s still kept those bookings.”

“Crossroads?” Clarified Ted. “Well, we’ve got an intersection point, if you’ll pardon the pun. We know where he’s going to be then, so we can scoop him up when he’s unaccompanied, question him and make him give back what he stole.” Ted outlined the plan.

“You can leave your car in the garage,” Ted explained, as he took off his outer clothes revealing his Blue Beetle outfit underneath, “I brought mine.”

“You didn’t?!” Jan gasped excited. Then squealed.

Ted’s only response was a wink as he pulled his cowl down over his face.

Hank and Jan rushed out to the front of their house. Ted walked slowly through the house behind them with the clanking cumbersome robot in tow.

“Where?” Jan asked, scanning the skies. “Can you see it, Hank?”

“No. Not yet, Jan.”

Ted walked through the front door fiddling with the remote controls on the back of his glove.

“If you can’t see it now, you’re not gonna.” Ted smiled at the rare occasion he could get one over his brilliant friend.

A line seemed to descend from nowhere, as Ted grabbed the skywire and turned to Jan.

“I want you to follow me up, flying slow. The last thing I want is another flying bug smeared against the paintwork. I just cleaned it up after the whole drone fiasco the other week.” He stuck out his tongue in jest, leaning into his joke.

Jan stuck her tongue out right back at him. “I’ll see you when we get back, Hank! We’re going to get your stuff!”

And the two heroes ascended until they disappeared into the unseen airship, leaving the genius and his robot all alone on the compound’s lawn.


Character you have created: April Newton

Alias: Miss Megaton

Speech Color: ADFF2F | Green Yellow

Character Alignment: Hero

Identity: Secret

Character Personality: Miss Megaton is a symbol of hope, positivity, and perseverance to the people she protects. She's quick with a smile, and she always looks for the best in others. Although her responsibilities demand a lot of her, she never loses sight of "the little guy," those individuals with whom she may only have a passing interaction but for whom Miss Megaton would sacrifice anything. She's fiercely protective, so when someone threatens innocent life, she can easily turn up the intensity.

As April Newton, she is no less tenacious. Careful never to step too far out of line -- lest she shatter the girl-next-door illusion and inadvertently reveal her identity -- she nevertheless stands up for what she believes in with an unwavering determination. Utilizing the power of the press, she gives voice to those in need of one, and she fights to enact change on a scale far grander than even Miss Megaton can achieve.

Uniform/Costume:

Miss Megaton / April Newton




Origin Info/Details:
Tragedy struck the life of April Newton early, as her father -- Dr. Henry Newton -- perished in a mysterious accident while working for Zenith Dynamics, a mega-conglomerate with a focus on cutting-edge technology. The circumstances surrounding Henry's death were never clearly disclosed, and even young April detected something suspicious afoot. Still, it would be many years before she had the chance to do anything about it, and so life went on.

After graduating with a degree in mixed media journalism, April moved to nearby Century City and procured an internship at the Chronicle, the city's oldest and most respected institution. Parlaying this internship into a full-time executive assistant position, April worked diligently and obediently until the day that a story involving Zenith Dynamics landed on her desk. A disgruntled former employee claimed to have evidence of Zenith's dirty dealings, but the editor, April's boss, declined to move forward with the lead.

April took matters into her own hands.

Infiltrating Zenith under the guise of being a full-fledged reporter, April tried to dig up information that might give her a lead on her father's untimely demise. However, she was promptly caught snooping around and escorted back to the ongoing demonstration of a new cold fusion reactor. There, amongst Zenith's scientists and other members of the press, April's life changed forever. A catastrophic failure inside the reactor caused it to explode, and April was caught squarely in the blast. Her body was bathed in experimental radiation and irrevocably transformed.

Though April tried to go back to business as usual, it was obvious that something had changed. She felt different. Stronger. And periodically, she seemed to produce bursts of radioactive energy. After one of Zenith's lab technicians tracked her down, he deduced what had happened. April had been transformed into a living nuclear reactor, with all the subsequent strengths and dangers. The technician helped April contain her powers, and together they formulated a plan.

April wouldn't just find justice for her father, as she had originally intended. Instead, she would use these newfound powers for the betterment of Century City at large as... Miss Megaton!

Hero Type: Energy - Radiation

Power Level: World Level

Powers: When April became Miss Megaton, she was imbued with the awesome and destructive power of the atom. She is capable of spontaneously generating radioactive emissions which vary in intensity from harmless, concussive bursts to concentrated blasts capable of melting through solid steel. Her ability to manipulate these energies ranges from pinpoint precision to devastating areas of effect. Whenever she encounters a sufficiently powerful source of radiation, she has a limited ability to absorb and redirect this energy.

Moreover, Miss Megaton's exposure affected not only her ability to produce radiation but also to detect it. She is sensitive to electromagnetic radiation, granting her the ability to see in the entire visible spectrum as well as x-ray, infrared, and radio waves.

In addition, the raw power coursing through her body grants her many other gifts. She's incredibly strong and far more durable than the average human. She possesses the power of flight, and she can move at exceptional speeds. Overall, she's healthier and more resilient, and she recovers from injury at an increased rate.

Attributes (Select one at each category):
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 125 lb
Strength Level: 100+ Tons
Speed/Reaction Timing Level: 80 MPH (flying)
Endurance at MAXIMUM Effort: 3 Hours
Agility: 5x Human Level
Intelligence: Average
Fighting Skill: Untrained
Resources: Average

Weaknesses: Though she's incredibly tough, she's not indestructible. She can bruise, and she can bleed, even if it does take a superhuman effort. In spite of her strength, she's more effective at a distance, and she can easily get overwhelmed in melee by an opponent of equivalent -- or greater -- might. Additionally, when she's pushed to her limit, it can exhaust the energy that drives her powers; until it can regenerate, she's entirely human again.

On a psychological level, Miss Megaton's unflagging optimism can be turned against her. She's quick to trust, and her belief in the essential goodness of others can override her good sense when dealing with those who have proven to be unworthy of that trust. Like any good hero, her commitment to protecting the innocent can be used against her.

Supporting Characters:
Daisy Miller: April's best friend since childhood. Their fathers were business partners, so they spent a lot of time around each other growing up. After both men were conscripted by Zenith Dynamics to work on a classified project and subsequently perished in an "industrial accident," April and Daisy grew even closer in their shared grief. They've been inseparable since.


Jefferson Boone: Lab technician at Zenith Dynamics. He was the first person to be saved by Miss Megaton, back during the accident which gave her her powers. Jeff took it upon himself to track down April and volunteer his services as her personal "superhero assistant." He helped April learn to control her powers, and he designed her costume. For which he's very proud.


Michael (Mickey) Holtz: Chief editor at the Chronicle, April's boss. Mickey worked his way up from the newsroom, so he's put more blood, sweat, and tears into the paper than anyone else around... and he's extremely possessive of it as a result. Though he can be overbearing and close-minded at times, he holds himself and others to the highest standard of journalism. Consequently, he cuts April very little slack.


Peyton Campbell: The Chronicle's crackshot photographer with a bit of a rebellious streak. She takes an instant liking to April and aspires to bring her out of her shell. Peyton has a nose for danger, which makes her extremely good at her job but often gets her into a lot of trouble. She faces it all with a smile, much to the consternation of Mickey.


Luke Gardner: Bartender at McCaffrey's, a downtown pub frequented by April & Daisy. April's had a crush on him for a while, but she's yet to work up the courage to ask him out... despite Daisy's constant pestering.


Sinclair Davis: A mysterious executive at Zenith Dynamics with ties to the deaths of Dr. Newton & Dr. Miller.


Do you know how to post pictures on RPG boards?: I sure hope so.

Sample Post:


Approved!
Good Lord... @Eddie Brock is bringing "What If?" to the Absolute Comics universe...
Somewhere without extradition I assume?


Well, I'm in Spain now...


Mallorca in fact...

It's probably my national duty to make sure bankrupt douchenozzle Christopher Skase really is dead, and if he faked it drag him back kicking and screaming to his debtors like some kind of downunder Dog the Bounty Hunter...

And here I was thinking I'd struggle to keep up while I'm away.

I've read up to date and pretty much have a post in the chamber (just waiting for the go ahead)...
I withdraw. Love you all.


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