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3 yrs ago
Current So far my best quote on this site: RANDOM FATHER GO!
3 yrs ago
Random face in the water
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3 yrs ago
@deadwolves if I was your mom I would tell you to help me cook dinner (it's dinner time where I'm at) Since I'm not and want people to join my RP...
3 yrs ago
Me: Makes interest check Me after three seconds: Why hasn't this check generated any interest? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio

The best of my Dumb One liners:
"Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes..?" "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "How do we drive this thing?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the screaming passengers in his car

An early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Evening news is when they say Good evening and explain why it isn't

You don't need a parachute to sky-dive you only need one to sky-dive twice

I'm such a good friend that if I was on a sinking ship with you with only one life jacket I would miss you, and think about you lots

People only call me ugly until they realize how much money I make... Then they call me poor and ugly.

And a romantic little poem for anyone who suffered through that:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave

Most Recent Posts

Wheel spun, DNA collected... Nanuqsaurus!
Requirements: Habitat($5,000) Walls
Karma: 7
How many per cage: 3
Type: Chomper
Cost: $4,500
@Bright_Ops

Spinning the wheel is free if you have a DNA extractor
Exclusive DNA


Event:
Unlocked through shady deals

Project Redemption: Allosaurus redemptor, Carnotaurus redemptor, Giganotosaurus redemptor, Mussaurus redemptor, Oviraptor redemptor, Pachycephalosaurus redemptor, Spinosaurus redemptor
Market
Companies can sell Exclusive DNA

None
Weekly random extractor DNA
Selected on a random wheel, if you have a DNA extractor you can ask me to spin

Smallest dinosaurs: Moros intrepidus, Europasaurus, Aquilops, Minmi, Tethyshadros, Gasparinisaura, Magyarosaurus, Nemicolopterus, Cartorhynchus, Bernissartia, Falcatus, Triadobatrachus, As well as an accidental mutant that can be collected.

Lore


"Well, that was wonderful, lets give it up for the new owner of Dino-land." He says enthusiastically. He thinks he could make a deal with this company, and with his and Stanley's charisma combined they could make a good pair. Now all he had to do was think of a way to get involved with the company. The plan wouldn't be for dinosaurs, he hated them, but for more gene-ing, and therefore better looks.

We both thought it was great, and showed a new view on dinosaurs. Enjoy your money and new visitors.
@Bright_Ops

Ok, purchased and saved

If you want you can unlock this week's exclusive DNA, since you have a DNA extractor

DNA of the week: See in exclusive section (0th post in OOC)
Dino-land approved, now feel free to answer the questions

@rocketrobie2
Stanley Buckwild's Dino-Land

Total money:$
3,020
Yearly salary: (whenever you post to answer a problem you get your salary)
$1,760
Security:
Squad 1 (x5 armor, x2 stun, x2 lethal, x5 soldiers)
Dinosaurs:
Protocerotops
Enclosures:
Grazer, low wire wall, herb feeder
Entertainment:
None
Sanitation:
Janitors x5
Name: Stanley Buckwild's Dino-Land

Location: Texas

Leader: Stanley Hernandez

Head scientist: Dr.Seymour Nixon

Type of company: Entertainment and Playing God

Background: Charlie Hernadez was once a very rich man, making his money as an oil baron in Texas. His empire stretched the entirety of the state and made his only son Stanley a very spoiled kid. As time went on though the family fortune and company began to suffer with the increasing scarcity of natural resources, public backlash against fossil fuels and losing land to poor business deals. Charlie gave up on the company, deciding for an early retirement and leaving his son Stanley to pick up the pieces. Stanley was pissed but with amendment 34, Stanley saw a new avenue for profit. The unpopular but locally known 'Dino-Land', a small, defunct, dinosaur themed amusement park just so happened to be located on some land that Stanley now owned. Throwing some money at the park and getting some good brains in on the action, Stanley's getting ready to make his millions creating some marvels of a long bygone era and perhaps something new in the process.

Information about your company: The 'Buckwild' family and brand is well known in Texas but not as popular elsewhere in the country or the world. Many shareholders didn't like the idea of turning away from the still lucrative oil business but with Stanley being a majority shareholder not much could be done about the change in scope. Many tabloids have been chronicling Charlie Buckwild's escapades across the planet as he enjoys retirement.
Welcome to a world of dinosaurs and business
If you're reading this you are on your way to success!
Or failure, depending on how you run your park.
More important then Dinos is people, knowing who you can or can't make a shady deal with, knowing who will or won't try to tear down your park brick by brick. So here they are




@Bright_Ops

Well there you have it folks, a brand new company in the world of cloning. Will they be a failure or a success?" he asks, in a way his voice makes it sound, without saying it "These people are going to fail and I know it, but if they don't I was rooting for them." He hates dinosaurs, but wants to stay famous and not having the major public opinion could be a threat to that. Thousands of people watched that show, and you now are going to have a lot more popularity in your park.

Overall your performance was great, we both decided you deserved more visitors
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