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Diana looked around this "town" they'd stopped off at, it seemed this was a place that was frequented by Grimm the signs of such damage made Diana wonder if they'd come looking for a corpse. She pushed that thought aside and looked in Marlin's direction as he spoke, maybe the crash knocked some sense into him along with breaking off his rib. "Splitting up could be a good option, though the reception this far out may make communications difficult. And losing communications would be a very large problem." Diana then looked down at Eve's feet as she awaited the leaders decision.
Hunters



Tyrin and Trove would find themselves confronted by a trio of Remobras all lined up. The middle on flew towards Tyrin going to lash at him with it's whip like tail while the one on left took a shot at Trove with some poison, the one on the right simply let out a screech and rattled it's tail.

Luna's attacks would strike true, the second blow slicing the throat of the Remobra open. And after Devrin covered her and handed her an antidote a Remobra would latch to his shield and try to bite at his shoulder from on the shield, this attack would leave it wide open to a counter attack.

Jun's gunlance shot would ground the two Remobra above him, one of which would fall directly at him. The noise of the shot also drew the attention of some of the circling Remobra making them screech and his in response.


Yurel



The Apceros was initially startled as the pair of Jaggi assaulted it with barks and growls, it let out a cry of it's own before taking up it's defensive stance. It turned and angled it's armoured back at the pair, it's tail swinging back and forth ever so slightly making it hard to tell if it was going to swing or not.

Sauron was still getting into position when the Apceros took a swing at the pair with it's tail, almost out of nowhere. Scrap managed to hop back out of the way but tripped, falling onto his side leaving him in a terrible spot.


Ten



The echos of the conflict would slowly drift away as Ten made her mad dash towards the ocean. Though unfortunately there was still a set of clattering claws behind her, from the sounds of it a lone Giaprey had been sent after her. The clattering would stop as the Giaprey jumped at Ten, landing right in front of her and cutting off her escape. But it was on it's own so maybe she could bring it down for food, or barrel past it and get into the ocean.


Swiper



Swiper made a good choice leaving as the rumbling got louder and the shaking got more fierce. Now it was clear what was making the disturbance, a herd of Duramboros were stampeding towards the marshland obviously drawn to the water. Swiper would be able to hear the Pink Rathian waking up as he made his way down the the slope. At the moment it hadn't noticed it's missing egg as it seemed to be more focused on figuring out what the disturbance was.

It's head suddenly loomed over the slop though the gaze of the Rathian was set in the direction of the Duramboros. Though being so close to the Rathian meant one false move and he'd be spotted for sure.
Hogan heaved himself back up onto dry land to meet with his companion as they were out of time, if only Arthur's lie had been one that would afford them more time... Hogan had quite enjoyed his swim in a proper body of water again and not the cramped pool back at his manor. No luck with finding their objective and a bunch of simpletons waiting for a show that wasn't coming, what a lovely situation. Hogan tilted his head ever so slightly as Arthur proposed his plan, great so he'd have to haul his ass all that distance? I mean sure Hogan loved a swim, but swimming that far because someone told him to? But before Hogan could put up any form of protest Arthur was already on his way to address the sheep and heard them using another lie. Hogan waited a moment before hauling himself back into the water, but instead of swimming the direction Arthur had advised Hogan dived instead his goal to hide himself from view for a moment.

While obscured by the water Hogan opened his maw and started biting at the riverbed, rocks and stray pieces of rubbish cutting the inside of his mouth ever so slightly. Hogan gathered a good amount of rubbish in his mouth before surfacing again, lugging his weight back onto land. He kept his mouth closed so that all the small bits of garbage and litter he'd gathered from the bottom of the river were safely hidden. Hogan then started to drag himself back towards Arthur and the crowd, acting a little more sluggish than normal keeping his head facing down a little, he kept this up until he'd reached his destination.

A awkward groan escaped Hogan catching the attention of anyone who hadn't already noticed the huge reptile make it's approach. Hogan then shook his head a little making another upset sounding groan, he then opened his mouth and emptied it's contents onto the ground a mix of litter, mud and blood splashed onto the floor in a rather unsightly display. Hogan then weakly collapsed next to the ugly pile of vomit Hogan hoped Arthur would be able to capitalize on this little act, though Hogan could have very much overestimated the mans intelligence.
You too. Take care friends.


Diana was laying in her hospital bed fully geared up and ready to head out, but as she stood up she heard Marlin yelling about his missing rib. Diana figured as much, but she just wished she didn't have to hear Marlin yelling about it. He sounded like a child in a candy store, it was infuriating. Taking a wound like that and getting excited over was the height if stupidity in Diana's books. Letting out a sigh she stood up and headed out of her cubicle. "I'm here you idiot!" Diana said as she approached the group she then gave Marlin a brief glare. "Now shut up, people are trying to sleep here. This is a hospital."

Diana scowled into the distance for a few moments before speaking again. "Thank you for protecting me Marlin." Diana clicked her tongue after she finished speaking. It looked as if it physically hurt her to thank Marlin, like her leg twitched and everything. "So. What's the plan?" Diana said trying to change the topic before Marlin could say anything foolish.
I'm sorry lads but I'm going to have to drop out. I'm helping a friend CO-GM an upcoming RP and I just can't keep up with how many RPs I'm in. It was a great time RPing with you guys, sorry to just suddenly up and bail.
Hunters




The trip on the boat was fairly uneventful ignoring the chatting and accidents that went down by the cooking pot. The seas were kind all the way until they reached the river, it was now that the hunters would get their first real look at the island. While this first look would be of swampy mangrove it was beautiful in it's own way. The drooping willow tree leaves hanging over the rivers edge, so of the branches extending far enough to reach the boat itself. "Would you look at that. Magnificent."

There would be a good few hours of sailing before they got to their destination at the end of the river, the journey would be mostly peaceful bar a few monsters giving the boat a dirty look. That was until a few Remobra decided to descend upon the boat. "Oh that's just perfect! Hunters! Deal with these pests! Everyone else back to your cabins!" Berillius maintained his position at the wheel of the boat, having to keep the thing heading down the river safely.

There was around 20 Remobras circling the boat, most of them flying out of blades reach and hurling globs of poison onto the deck. There were a few that had landed and were hissing and fighting one another as the headed towards where the food and cooking pot were.



Yurel




Scrap would look up at Yurel, still obviously on edge he got to his feet and shook himself off. "I-uhhh. Sorry about that, those things are just... So scary, I thought I was going to get spotted for sure." With that said Scrap would head off with Yurel, the pair of them having to really pick up the pace to catch up with Sauron who at this point was running at full speed. They would follow the tracks of the Duramboros herd for a good few minutes before they found their first panicked animal, an Apceros that was separated from its herd in the panic. Sauron stood there crouched down behind a rock and looked back at the pair.

"Scrap, Yurel. You two get it's attention, make it focus on you. When that's done I'll come in from the side and knock it down. After that we go for the kill. Alright move!" Sauron would say his tone commanding but not in a nasty way. Then Sauron would make himself scarce, heading around and looking for a position to properly flank the Apceros.

"Lets try not get our heads knocked of yeah Yurel, heh heh." Scarp fidgeted nervously as he looked at the stampeding Apceros. Scarp let out a quick whimper before running at the armored herbivore, barking and growling at it making sure to keep his distance.



Ten




Ten's short legs would betray her as the clattering of claws on ice and snow grew closer and closer. Then suddenly the clattering would be over powered by the mixed sounds of crashing ice and a roar. It seemed that the creature was a Lagombi, and a mad one at that. Ten seemed to have some awful luck, ending up in the middle of a battle between a Lagmobi and a Giaprey pack. But perhaps this could be used to the young Zarmite's advantage, if the Lagombi took our a Giaprey or two then that would be another easy meal perhaps even enough for a small spurt of growth. But if a few of the Giaprey decided they wanted to go after Ten instead of the Lagmombi, then she'd be in major trouble.



Swiper




It looked like Swiper's egg swiping experience wasn't failing him, the Pink Rathian only stirring slightly as he reached in for the egg. But it was that moment that the ground began to shake a little. Something big was coming, or lots of big something more accurately. The tremors didn't seem to be bothering the Pink Rathian yet, so Swiper had to make a quick decision. There wasn't much time before whatever was making all that noise got here and the Rathian was woken from it's slumber. Run? Take the egg? Both?
Aya will just chill in a van and pass out.
Hogan lay fairly still on the floor as the man's concerns were pacified, goodness people were so easy to fool. Hogan was rather upset by the man calling him an alligator, but mistakes like that were common among the ignorant... At least the buffoon was a decent individual as he hoped that the "show" would be good but unfortunately being a nice idiot still made you an idiot.

Then the pair finally got to head off, now on the clock they probably wouldn't have much time for laying about... Hogan would glance up at Arthur briefly as the man commended him for... Being smarter and more cooperative than most people he knows... He thought that being smarter than most people was an achievement worth praise? Hah! Hogan wasn't sure if he should find it funny or offensive, probably funny considering that so far Arthur hadn't shown him any form of hostility.

After crossing the bridge Hogan decided to make his way towards the closest body of water, while he was pretty sure he'd be stopped before he managed to get into said water, being closer was enough for him at the moment.
A Tarry Talk
A colab between myself and @Gardevoiran




Kendall sat outside of the offices in the PRT. They were instructed to by the official handling all of their paperwork and their mom, as to give them time to discuss some matters that needed sorting out in regards to them being a Ward. Their legs were kicking back and forth in the chair as they waited, occasionally looking down at their hands to observe them changing between the normal state they were in and the amorphous tentacle form they could be.

Silvia was making her way around the PRT building trying to get a better idea of where everything was, she’d only been there two weeks and hadn’t been able to commit the layout to memory yet. While it was hard for her to walk through so many pairs of eyes she knew she’d have to get more used to it if she was going to be a cape, especially a cape with an appearance as distinct as her own. At this point Silvia was close to where Kendall was sitting, but since she had no idea who the girl was she was continuing on her way.

”Hello, Sylph!” Kendall’s voice squeaked as they waved their hand. ”Are you having a bit of a tough time learning your directions around here? It looks like you’re kind of lost…” Kendall had to admit, looking up at the mighty Sylph was scary, especially when she’s about double their height, but it would only be minorly changed if Kendall was… her.

Silvia jumped as she heard her hero name called out, her tail curled up slightly and she looked around for the culprit. And she was a little surprised to see a rather small girl looking up at her, she then quickly looked around and rubbed the back of her head. She must be in the wards section or something. ”I uhhh… Y-yes I am a little lost...” Silvia felt her cheeks heat up from the embarrassment. ”Oh um, you can call me Silvia if you want to. Sylph is my on duty name. What brings you here?”

”I’m becoming a ward! My mom finally gave me permission! She’s just in there, filling out some paperwork.” Kendall giggles as they stand up. ”I mean, I’ve been fighting crime for a while as my alter-ego, but now I get to do it on a team! I’m excited!” Kendall squeals with excitement, bouncing up and down with pure and eager joy.

Silvia smiled down at the girl. ”Congratulations! You seem like you’ve wanted this for some time.” Silvia decided to crouch down a little as to not loom over the girl like a tree. ”I hope you like the teammates you get paired with. Hopefully I’ll be part of a team soon too.” Silvia did like the idea of being in a team, but that also meant being around people a lot. And she really did worry about what people thought of her, so if she got put into a team and the team didn’t like her and they thought she was scary or thought she was dangerous or! Enough Silvia! Stop worrying! Silvia smile went a little awkward as she tried to maintain her composure. If talking to a kid could get her this worked up how the heck could she be part of a team?

”We have… hehe…” Kendall noticed the situation becoming more tense and tense as Silvia became visibly stressed, Kendall finally stepping up and hugging the dragon girl. Unfortunately, her arms couldn’t wrap entirely around Silvia, but she tried to get them as far as they could go around her without their power becoming prevalent. ”I think you have pretty good odds, Silvia.”

Then the arms turned slick as they wrapped all the way around Silvia’s waist, the only part Kendall could easily hug around with how much substance they had in their body.

Silvia was shocked to say the least when the kid clung to her. She’d not actually been hugged before, at least not in the two weeks she could remember. Her tail slowly lowered to the floor and her wings drooped slightly, what an experience. ”I-I-I-uh th-thank, thank you?” Silvia was pretty stunned and formulating a proper sentence was not something she could do at this point. She ignored the strange feeling on her back and gently lowered one of her own arms down and slowly wrapped it behind this girl. What a kind little sou- wait a second, did she say we? Nevermind.

Well maybe Silvia wasn’t as scary looking as she once thought, kids didn’t seem to be afraid of her, if the charity event and this girl here shared the opinion of the majority of other kids. ”I-umm I’m sorry but I’ve not caught your name.”

”Well, you caught one of my names yesterday, but I’m Ke-.” the kid stopped speaking suddenly as they backed up, trying not to speak and risk vomiting all over the offices. The tarry arms of Mastar were clearly evident now as Kendall looked back at Silvia, finally finishing her statement. ”K-Kendall… sorry. The power does that sometimes.”

Silvia was a little shocked when she saw Kendall’s arms were made of… Tar? Wait a minute, Kendall said she caught another one of her names yesterday. No way. This adorable little thing was the cape Mastar! The one who commented on how endowed Silvia and herself were! And this girl had just hugged her around the waist! Or was she going to reach for the butt!? Oh god oh jeez oh man! Silvia quickly stood back up, her left foot tapping on the ground, with a sound that was much more obvious than she liked. ”O-oohoh oh no problem, no problem at all. It wa-was nice to meet you K-kendall. I better get g-going, I wouldn’t want to keep you from becoming a ward and all that. H-have a nice day!” Silvia quickly started walking away looking down at the floor.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

”Silvia, w-wait…!” Kendall awkwardly stood there, watching Silvia run away in pure unbridled embarrassment. All they could do was hold their hand out in a vain effort to keep Silvia’s attention. ”I’m sorry if I said anything bad…” Disheartened, the kid walked over to their seat and sat back down, looking at the floor and no longer kicking their feet. ”... oh carrotsticks.”
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