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Welcome ladies and gents! This is A Funny and Clever Name for a Superhero RP! What the general idea with this is that it's a more comedy and slice of life superhero RP, focusing on the characters balancing their superhero/super villain lives with their normal everyday lives, with a little bit of hopefully funny stuff thrown in ever now and then. Yes there will still be your superhero vs super villain conflicts and all of that good stuff as well. For more info and all that good stuff I recommend you join the discord.




A Funny and Clever Name for a Superhero RP


Right so this caped crusade will primarily be taking place in a fictional city called Rustsotne (see more in the discord). The world itself is sort of a "real world" kinda thing, as in all the stuff that has happened in this world like Ironman movies or Superman comic books are all here in this setting. Basically this just means you can make pop culture references IC! Also means you can get sued by comic book companies if you rip off their stuff, so be careful about that.

Another thing about this setting is the fact that it has a bit of everything. And by that I mean you can get powers in many different ways. You could be a magical girl alien time traveling dragon demon if you really wanted too though sorting out the lore behind something like that would be an Oof. But options like that are here. BUT! That doesn't mean you're going to be some super ultra powerful god who just dumpsters everything. The upper limits of super powered beings in this universe is quite low, blowing up a three floor apartment building is considered the top tier power level here. PC's are going to be heavily steered away from have power that great to avoid everyone just having powers that let them level buildings so they can all beat one another.




Rules

  • Be polite. We're all friends here so please keep things civil.
  • If your characters are gunna bang, fade to black and take that sauce to the PMs.
  • There will be a one week posting deadline as to avoid you slowing down other players a bunch. If you are unable to make said deadline then please try and communicate this to the GMs.
  • Not auto hits or god mode shenanigans.
  • No meta gaming.
  • Post character sheets in the OOC tab first! Only once they are approved can you move them to the character tab.




Character sheets


We'll be doing things a little different here with character sheets. Personality and history sections? Nope, that stuff is for you and the GMs to know, if people want to find out things about your character they're going to have to learn that stuff in character. You'll be learning and meeting these characters just as much as your PC will be.

Ratchet


Level 2 - (12/20) EXP
Location: Scrapyard
Word count: 240




Ratchet looked down after hearing a "Poyo?" come from inside Bowser's hat. Looking into it Ratchet would be greeted by an awake Kirby smiling at him, "Just hold on little guy." Ratchet dived behind cover not noticing the laser pointer that had been trailed on him. Shortly after Ratchet was safe behind a pile of scrap the sounds of combat died down, it looked like the battle was over. Ratchet sighed in relief as he eased Kirby out of Bowser's hat. "There you go little guy, safe and sound."

Then came Bowser's congratulations on saving Kirby and the hat, "All in a days work." Ratchet said puffing his chest out proudly. Though admittedly this victory didn't feel as satisfying without Clank. Ratchet couldn't let this get to him so much; he'd been separated from Clank many times before and every time they had reunited and saved the day, this time would be no different. Looking over at the pink puff Ratchet crouched down to be more leveled with Kirby. "So you're the one that saved all us right? And that's why the glorified disco-ball isn't a fan of you right?" He jumped as more shots were fired off. Looked like the Cowboy was going to help the others on the hill finish off a few remaining robots, Ratchet felt like they'd be able to handle it. "Do you have any idea where that thing is keeping people?"


"Are you curtain that's all you know?" Diana said peering down at a battered and bruised white fang thug she'd found skulking around in the city. The deer faunus whimpered and nodded profusely, blood dripping down his shirt from his shoulder where Diana had firmly jammed a dagger. Diana would glare at the faunus who refused to make eye contact with her, Diana then quickly twisted the dagger with a wet crunch and a pained scream. The man hardly got to make a sound before Diana had put a boot in his mouth to muffle his scream. "One hundred percent sure?" Diana growled, promptly removing her foot from the man's busted jaw so he could speak.

"I swear that's everything! I don't know of this Rose girl, there's a lot of people in the camp and I'm only new. S-she probably left before I was even involved with them!" The man's voice was totally panicked through a mix of fear and pain, if this poor sap was out in the wilderness he would have no doubt been devoured by grimm at this point. "I should hope you're not lying, that would be a... Mistake." The faunus swallowed nervously as Diana produced a needle, he tried to shuffle away afraid of what this psycho bitch was trying to inject him with. Diana sighed and stomped on the mans chest causing him to cough up a little bit of blood, "Don't move."

The faunus obediently sat still as Diana leaned down and injected something into his wrist. "I can't have you scurrying off now." Diana had just injected the Faunus with a mix of drugs that would both knock him out and stabilise him, things like clotting blood and soothing inflamed areas. They would take effect almost instantly sending the man into a deep sleep. Diana then removed her knife from the wound in the mans shoulder, quickly spraying some medical foam over the wound. He'd be fine for the most part, even if Diana didn't come back for him after the drugs wore off. He'd just have aches and pains everywhere.
Blerp. Hah bet you saw multiple posts and got hyped only to get duped by one of them being in the OOC. HAHAHA!
Jenny looked up as she felt Felix jump onto her lap, Jenny had chewed through about half the bar by this point. Jenny stopped eating so she could properly listen to Felix as the Nargacuga laid out what was going on, nodding along to the breakdown of their orders. Jenny's cheeks flushed red a little as Felix spoke of getting dressed in front of people, squirming a little as she started to feel a little less comfortable with this girl being on her lap.

To try and calm herself Jenny took a few more large bites out of the metal beam quickly cutting it down to about a quarter of it's starting length. Jenny's eyes followed where Felix nodded towards, upon seeing Cahreli Jenny quickly turned away and slowly chewed her food looking down at the floor. "Y-yeah..." she mumbled as Felix finished her relay of information and hopped off Jenny and headed off. "W-wait up!" Jenny said frantically following after Felix, slipping the last of the beam into her mouth kinda like it were a piece of toast. Jenny opted for crawling after Felix rather than standing up and taking a few steps before having to crawl through the door again. Luckily Jenny managed to not break any more poor tables and chairs on her way out of the mess hall and finally was able to mostly stand up again as she slowly toddled after Felix until they got to the hangar.

Jenny would finally be able to stretch her arms and legs out when she got into the hangar, she made a soft sigh of relief as her movement was no longer being restricted by the size of the rooms she was in. Breaking off from Felix she split off to her own power armor and grabbing her zero suit, as she held the tight form fitting suit in her hand she blushed a little remembering Felix's words about changing. Shaking her head Jenny walked into her docking section and pulled a massive blind that was installed just so she could get changed into her zero suit in the hanger. After getting that on she now moved on to her power armor which was fairly easy the only tricky bit was straightening out her tail so she could slide it in properly. The rest of it after that just involved leaning into the suit and letting it clamp itself together and putting on her special helmet. Jenny then started gathering a few extra fuel tanks for the others, if Jenny's power suit ran out of gas she could still move and everything so the extra fuel was almost purely for everyone else's benefit.
Ratchet


Level 2 - (6/20) EXP
Location: Scrapyard
Word count: 431




Everything seemed to be going well, the robot ninja got the pink puff ball off of the giant rabbits head and then the rabbit itself was put down, now it the only things left were the oth--... Even just thinking things were going well was a jinx! More robots yet again showed themselves, although these ones were much nastier looking than the previous ones, attempting to set up a defensive line before some of them just crapped out. Ratchet looked over the battlefield for the source but didn't dwell too much on it. Blazermate called out about Kirby's predicament and Ratchet quickly zoned in on where the poor puff was stuck. Oh yeah that wasn't good; he needed to go fetch Kirby right away! "I'm on it!" Ratchet called out, switching out his bombbuilder for his wrench.

As the Lombax broke from cover he heard Bowser yell a command, seemingly at the insane rabbits before Bowser himself barreled towards the defenseless turrets that were still under construction and just started causing havoc, making literal shock-waves and breathing torrents of flame onto the enemy. Ratchet saw it as a great distraction that he could capitalize on. Adjusting his wrench so it opened up a little wider Ratchet sprinted towards Bowser's giant hat, wrench held out to the side so he could scoop up the hat without having to slow down. Without Bowser distraction, Ratchet was pretty sure he'd have been turned into paste right now by all those turrets. Sure he was pretty agile but with that many guns shooting at once you just got to the point where you couldn't dodge anymore.

Ratchet slid past the hat which housed the little pink puff and snatched it up with his wrench, the hat sitting snugly in its teeth. Ratchet never stopped moving, pulling a full 180 so he could take Kirby back to Blazermate so she could assist him if he'd suffered any damage. He smiled at the star warrior giving him a nod "I gotcha little guy. You're going to be alright." Now all that was left was to get back to cover, but Ratchet wasn't sure if he was going to make it back behind cover unscathed. Bowser was a big scary monster. In fact the more Ratchet watched him torch robots the more he was reminded of a blargian snagglebeast, but even so the big guy couldn't soak up all the attention. Especially considering Ratchet was rescuing Kirby, whom for some reason attracted the attention of Galeem's forces like a moth to a flame.
Ratchet

Level 2 - (5/20) EXP
Location: Scrapyard - Right
Word count: 686




Ratchet peaked over cover catching glimpses of the Rabbit's advance impressed at the tactical skill these rather dull looking creatures had, this advance also made it clear that the tide was turning in the rabbit's favor. Which was both good and bad, good because it means Kirby is safe as long as the chunky rabbit stayed put, but it also was bad because who knows if these things would just turn on them after the robots were done. Then suddenly even more robots turned up and these ones all had miniguns! The amount of bullets they were putting out forced Ratchet to duck his head back behind cover, Ratchet hissed in pain as a bullet grazed his cheek just before his head was safely behind the mound of scrap that was his cover. The pain of the cut quickly faded as Blazermate focused her healing beam on Ratchet quickly patching up the Lombax, Ratchet gave her a quick two fingered salute. "Thanks."

The healing from Blazermate made Ratchet a little bolder and he stuck his head out of cover again, but instead of a hail of bullets he saw that all the robots were covered in gunk and honey and were unable to move. Ratchet smirked at this and flipped the barrels on his bombbuilder around so that he'd launch the remote charges, he wasn't sure what this setting did yet but he was fairly sure it was going to explode. He launched a volley of three bombs onto the goo covered robots, the little barrels getting stuck in the sticky honey that held many of the bots in place. Wait what only three!? This setting used even more ammo than the last one! Well there goes all his ammo... And the bombs didn't look like they were exploding... Ratchet frowned down at his gun, he would instantly notice a new button had flipped open on the top, labeled with a little explosion on it. Ratchet felt silly for a moment as he hit the button and detonated the explosives sending a rain of gears and bolts flying into the air. "Not a bad gun!" he called over to the Courier.

Looking back at the rabbits Ratchet saw that they'd descended into frantic mess of gunfire but more importantly the brute with the brick was now running at Roadhog looking as if he was going to pound the man into paste with his massive demolition stick. Ratchet switched his weapons pulling out his wrench, running closer to roadhog so he could get a better shot with his wrench. As the Lombax threw his weapon a stray shot from one of the panicking rabbids struck his hand burning the back of it and making him drop his wrench. "Aaah!" Ratchet shook his hand to cool it off a little quicker and dived back into cover. Ratchet looked back at his wrench that now lay out in the line of fire and he noticed it twitch a little, his magnet glove must have been working again! Ratchet held out his hand and watched his wrench fly back into his hand, catching it as he'd don so many times before gave Ratchet a quick hit of nostalgia quickly followed by pain, oh so much pain. He had to catch the thing with his burnt hand didn't he? But again the vigilant work of Blazermate quickly eased his pain and patched his wound.

Ratchet liked this girl, he was for sure going to introduce her to Clank once he'd found him. Tall, pretty and carried a beam that seemed to output nanotech. Hopefully she liked short smart guys like Clank. Ratchet dropped that chain of thought as he remembered the giant brute rabbid that was trying to kill Roadhog and currently still had Kirby captive on the top of his head. He looked back at the others taking a moment to think. "Any of you think you can knock that hat of that things head? I can catch it if you guys can just get it of his head." Ratchet pointed at the dapper white hat on the Smasher's head.
Ok Tora is really growing on me. All the "meh" stuff just makes me smile like an idiot.
Hogan listened to two talk looking up at Arthur as he spoke of the time they spent getting no results and gave the girl some advice about getting used to this line of work. It was good to see him reassuring the poor girl, she looked so fragile and soft and not just in comparison to Arthur and Hogan but just by normal human standards. And Arthur was right about the never being able to get used to the things you see as a stand user, Hogan himself was a testament to that statement. Admittedly Mieke hadn't reacted that notably when they met back in the boss' office so perhaps Hogan wasn't as shocking as he thought he was. Either way this girl would obviously need support along the journey, especially at the start, since Arthur had already started giving some support Hogan decided he should give some too. Shifting his scaled bulk to face Mieke he slowly walked towards her and placed his head on her lap, just laying there looking up at her, he had no idea if this would help but Hogan had watched TV before and they did this hugging thing where they got really close and just sat there. To hogan that just reminded him of the zoo and lazing about in a pile of other crocodiles, but humans are not crocodiles. Hmm maybe hugs don't work if you're a crocodile...
Jenny felt Felix slid down her shoulder and lean onto her face, slowly she pulled a hand away from her face so she could try and see who the person was. Jenny out of the corner of her eye was the one who'd scaled her like a piece of playground equipment, long black tail and pointed ears one the top of her head were the first things Jenny noticed as they were some of the easiest things to spot. The girl did seem nice enough too, telling Jenny to go grab something to eat while she got the info from the briefing, though she also had no idea about the concept of personal space. "O-ok..." Jenny said in a voice so tiny it was hard to believe it'd come from her but before the giant could move to go eat she noticed that the slimy lady was talking to her, pointing out that Jenny was in the same class as the scary spider lady, this did little to comfort her as she gave the spider a quick glance before looking back up at the pair of bees.

Jenny's face was still beat red when she addressed them, "Do y-you guy want t-to get something to eat?" Jenny then started to cautiously shuffle towards the cafeteria looking to get her specialized food which in this case was a massive steel beam which was currently being wheeled out for her using a pair of forklifts. Ever so carefully Jenny leaned down and picked up the beam and sat herself down in a corner again, this time taking extra care not to knock around any tables with her tail. Once seated she started to nibble on the end of the beam her teeth ripping through the metal making the unpleasant sound of contorting metal. She almost for got to thank the people who brought out her meal, she quickly corrected her mistake and bowed her head "th-thank you!" she said, her face still a brighter shade of red.
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