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25 days ago
Current I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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29 days ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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1 mo ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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2 mos ago
*Saxophone solo*
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2 mos ago
Remember when people used to buy ringtones? I don't think I've taken my phone off vibrate in like a decade.
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.

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Arrested for public indecency. I mean just look at that avatar!
baned four dobt


Banned for being awful at English.
@RokkuHoshiI remember My best D&D moment being when I was playing as my Rouge. Our job was to escort military supplies to a nearby fort from the main city. Going down the road, our ranger came back from scouting ahead, and found enemy soldiers waiting on the road ahead. So i take this time to say quote: "I sneak attack with my Ballista". The DM was totally okay with it for whatever reason. So that's how I ended up sniping a guy with a Ballista for like 60 damage. Twas glorious. And us now an inside joke amongst my D&D buddies.
@RokkuHoshi Yes indeed, I do play good ol' D&D. 5e or pathfinder are my preferred style. I usually play dragonborn monk because having 19 AC at level 1 is totally fair.
Banned for being sad. Real men don't get sad.
Ah, yes. Magic Missle. Arguably the only good level one arcane spell.
@Aquanthe@dereken I think Y'all muthafuckus need to settle this once and for all. 1v1. Fox only. Final Destination. No items. 3 sets. The loser will be beaten with oranges by yours truly. Get practicing.
Flying behind Rockin' on the broom, a large, tall flagpole came into view. Landing, Rockin' showed them a strange green glowing stone. So that's what the pieces looked like. Good to know.

Back at the first room, Code stood by a table, and congratulated everyone on their success. Code said the usual "Mysterious Good Guy" stuff. Your questions will be answered in time, What I can tell you, yada yada. Much of the same. Ysran stood with his hand on his hip, waiting for his little speech to end, when Code said to touch the Crucible piece. Eh, what's the worst that could happen? Reaching out, as his finger touched the stone, visions flooded his mind. Images of Horrid creatures raced through his mind. He'd been exposed to the Eldritch before, but even then, it was quite the mental attack to him.

Squeezing his eyes closed, he began to mentally fight off the monsters. He knew they weren't real. They posed no threat to him. They were just there to instill fear. He thought back to earlier times. These creatures were nothing compared to what he had faced. He opened his eyes. The room was silent. He had won. Setting his hand back down, he could feel the fear becoming a part of him. Just like his other spells. Was this the power of the Crucible? Armed with a new spell, he listened intently to what Code had to say. Something about a pocket dimension. Isn't that how Bags of Holding work? Huh. He'd have to look into that. "Right. So, where to next? Are we going through another portal? And do you have anything we could use? Like potions, or Medicines of sorts? Perhaps a way to restore mana?"
Granted. Every living cell is now dead, and only metals remain.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
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